Me watching people still touching anything with their hands with the Hanta popping off like the Rona taught them nothing

The news reporting about a shooting at a restaurant you didn't know was there but want to try... but there was a shooting... but maybe they deliver??

When one of the UFC fighters challenges him to unarmed combat for the winner to become president:

Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:

Thinking about all the short stories I had written and saved on floppy disks that I'll never be able to open again.

I don't like pranks, I think most are stupid but I could probably laugh them off... unless a mf tries a prank for social media content. Then I'm not laughing.

I just want there to be a freak construction accident that takes him out today in front of the cameras and reporters he ridicules like Final Destination.

You go high, I'll take his knees out.

They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies

Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes as compensation.

Rushing your build costs more time than it saves. Off-site solutions only work if they're planned for in design. How are your design choices affecting your timeline? #architecture #smarthomes

Kyle Busch passing away at the Age of 41 is so devastating to the racing community. He is a legend of the sport. Life is so fragile people. Tell your people you love them and give them their flowers today. Don’t wait.

Dr. Marty Makary has quit as FDA chief under pressure from Trump and others. Experts say the regulatory agency is too important for the "pure chaos" unfolding there, part of a larger unraveling of public health under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

low calorie baking is my passion. i love breaking down the original recipe to figure out the science so i can then recreate or compensate with lower cal stuff this whole 2lbs basque (burnt top) cheesecake is ~2600 calories! 1 slice = 260! it’s reduced from…. (checks notes) 4500 cal of the original

"We could potentially be talking about a presentation next week." @PhilKitro gives the latest as Jose Mourinho reportedly nears a return to Real Madrid 👀

"Don't worry about failing. Go." 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐑𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧 talks about the most powerful thing a coach can say to a player. You have to give them permission to be great. If they're worried about making mistakes, they aren't playing at their best. Catch the full episode on the 𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐉

SEE HOW EASILY HE LIES The reflecting pool sounds like a disaster: holes and bubbling pain. Trump first bragged that he sent in a contractor he personally used before, a guy who “does pools.” Now suddenly it’s: “I did not know the contractor,” and the folks at Interior made the pick.

Use our cities as "military training grounds" and this is "a war from within." Trump told top military leaders that they will have to mobilize soldiers on American citizens on American soil... #wakeupamerica

First in the world: Ukraine’s Unmanned Systems Forces down a Shahed using a STING interceptor launched from a surface platform. 1/3

Golden Frieza & Jiren take over! Watch their full journey in Hyper DBZ: Wicked Ambition as they crush the competition to get their wish from Shenron. Power unleashed! Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXRM... #HyperDBZ #DBZ #FanGame

Gutted to have missed this great gig in yesterday celebrating the Butchers Apron led by Tel Aviv Tommy

Get to know actress and model Charis Michelsen before the David Spade show at the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles. Full interview video available now on our media gallery: media.presencenews.org #CharisMichelsen #Hollywood #DavidSpade #HollywoodImprov #PresenceNews

Today's DAVELY VIBE: Start Workouts With Daily rhyming banter for a healthier body and a happier grin. . . . #shorts #fitness #vibe #workout #gym #workoutmotivation #fitnessgoals #orlando #florida #musclebuilding #sports #sayings #quotes #fitnessinspiration #activeliving #start

Knicks face off against winners of Celtics vs 76ers 👀 #nba #playoffs #knicks #basketballnews #nbaplayoffs

Gotta love some humor in ads #advertising #commercials #marketing

As Bad Bunny points out, many countries in the Americas use nuclear power as a key part of their energy mix. Australia is the only member of the G20 with a ban on nuclear power. ✍️Take Action 📚Learn More 🛍️ Shop Merch https://www.nuclearforaustralia.com/

One nuclear reactor can power over a million homes. Nuclear's energy density prevents emissions, provides reliable and protects the environment. Fact Source: U.S. Department of Energy ✍️Take Action 📚Learn More 🛍️ Shop Merch https://www.nuclearforaustralia.com/

After recent resignations, the spotlight is back on Capitol Hill's system of reporting wrongdoing. Despite efforts to reform, staffers still face a complicated process, in which power imbalances and a culture of loyalty make it hard to speak out.

I use this great app called Clean Email, which let’s me mass block or unsubscribe from any mailing list. Holy shit. Who did I piss off?

jazzy with a stink⚡️ #boombapbeats #boombap #beats #hiphop #music

Watching- Xena Warrior Princess "Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts"

A full rotation of the planet Mars

I laughed but also leave service workers alone with your pranks

Gov. Gavin Newsom: "Every single thing Donald Trump is saying only suggests he will do more, not less, to intimidate, and to impact the outcome of this election. He is just winding up. I absolutely expect the worst again because we've been on the receiving end of it over and over again."

“That’s Life” Jym Jordon commenting on Trump’s high gas prices. These people don’t bat an eye at the conscienceless words and actions they pelt America with.

Remember Kid Rock's failed Super Bowl halftime show? 😂🤌🏼 ———————————— Like my content? You can support my work by sharing this post and making a purchase from my store. Thank you. Solidarity ✊ Link in Bio 🔗 www.etsy.com/shop/MarxBeard #politics #resist #socialism #leftist #progressive

WCF Game 3️⃣❗️

Hoe houden we Europa veilig? Met de oorlog in Oekraïne en de onberekenbare VS zijn we in EU op onze eigen defensie aangewezen. Vooral door Trump die twijfel zaait over de NAVO en Oekraïne. Maar kunnen wij op gebied van defensie wel op eigen benen staan? #pauwendewit

🌊🔥✨ Dive into the world of #OnePiece like never before! Set sail with the Straw Hat Pirates on an epic adventure filled with treasure, friendship, and legendary battles. 🏴‍☠️ Feel the thrill, the laughter, and the passion as this beloved saga unfolds across the Grand Line! ⚔️🌟 Join the

Wreck-it Ralph And Fix-It Felix Jr. The American Civil War 2026_03 #WreckitRalphAndFixItFelixJr #Artist #Dream #GrokGifAi #AmericanCivilWar

We’re getting there!

Hegseth: US seeks stable equilibrium, not hegemony, to preserve regiona For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

I love to confuse people… (@MischiefAndFun is history 😄)

Hör zu: Wenn du noch zögerst, während andere ihre Konten füllen, verlierst du. Der Energiemarkt explodiert, und du sitzt vielleicht noch auf der Seitenlinie. Das Problem? Dei... #FörderungWärmepumpe #Nauen

I am honored to have Senator Kim’s endorsement in our campaign for Michigan’s 10th Congressional District.

You know what to do. #FDT #FreedomTruthDemocracy

This podcast episode serves as a gentle reminder that every interaction, even a simple questionnaire, shapes our experiences. We explore how engagement, rather than haphazard choices. 🧡 #mirrortalk #conversation #starter mirrortalkpodcast.com/faith-driven... Thank you! 🧡

Democratic State Rep Heather Matson on why she didn't sign off on a bill restricting medication abortion, which was in subcommittee today: #ialegis

Hey everyone, Geek here, I'm a small time Nintendo Switch streamer. The times I stream are Saturday and Sunday 4a-8a. Yeah, I'm an early bird. Here's the recent games I've been playing. Hope i hear from y'all soon. Link is in the profile.

Girl I don’t give a shit either we were BORED today!

Russia isn't the reason Trump wants Greenland.

Power Just Makes You More of Who You Are - Ivanka Trump and Steven Bartlett #power #leadership #politics Original timestamp: 00:58:26

We added fishing to our climbing game Cairn! Not only are the lakes beautiful, they’re perfect for catching nutrient rich fish. There might be other hidden places to grab some too… Stock up so you have the energy to reach the peak!

Pure happiness~Golden Retriever babies trying puppy mush for the first time💛

This isn’t just about who gets a tax cut. It’s about who bears the long-run burden. Higher prices for basics plus temporary relief is a rotten deal for working households.

Time gets you more money. #mannermatters #etiquette #betterlife #barcalona #championsleague

Lynx clip the Wings 90-86 in Dallas for their 2nd straight WIN Lynx 2-1 Tash 26/5/4 Court 21/5/3 Liv 15/2/6 Nia 13/8/1 KMac 11/8/1 Kous 2/1a Emma 2/2 #Lynx

Today we Stood on Main Street in Edinburg, VA and alerted the community to the dangers of fascism and advocated for democracy. Join us! We need you voice. Plus it feels good. #resist #goodtrouble #shencoindivisible #shenandoahcountydemocrats #antifascist @shencodems.bsky.social

Už příští čtvrtek začíná mistrovství světa ve fotbale. Šampionátu, který se koná ve Spojených státech, Mexiku a Kanadě se zúčastní 48 týmů ze všech koutů světa. Mezinárodní fotbalová asociace se při organizaci letošního fotbalového svátku v mnohém spoléhá na […] [Original post on mastodonczech.cz]

Human Rights Watch has concluded that Israel’s denial of water to Gaza amounts to an act of Genocide. Starmer’s a genocide enabler.