Absolute Fareed
@fareedblackman
How fast I'd smack someone wearing camera glasses in my face:
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I hope they film his name being torn off the Kennedy Center building with IMAX cameras.
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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"He said I love you, sir"
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Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes...
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They jacked up the hotel prices for the world cup, during a recession, and they're shocked now that they have mad vacancies
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Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:
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