I'm going to tag in next time he challenges a child to a fight 😂😂

Google, watching people look for a new popular search engine, so Alphabet can buy it too:

I don't like pranks, I think most are stupid but I could probably laugh them off... unless a mf tries a prank for social media content. Then I'm not laughing.

Just four normal human guys going to Five Guys, that's all.

SINK THAT SHIP!!

Pilots going down the aisles for everyone to chip in on gas money soon:

Iran:

John F Kennedy's name to the extra shit:

My coworker told me she put me in her favorites list on her IM. Thanks, weirdo?

On a call and one coworker kept calling another coworker on the call "Danielle" and her name is 99.9% not Danielle at all, but not-Danielle wasn't correcting the person. And eventually I started thinking not-Danielle's name might actually be maybe-Danielle and I've been the wrong one the whole time.

Last week Iran hit a key UAE port that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz. Jesse Watters repeatedly made light of it. His co-hosts took it far more seriously. The PBS News Hour included much needed context.

Fran Lebowitz

Keir Starmer s'acomiada de Pep Guardiola, a qui qualifica d'"heroi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/l-adeu-pep-guardiola-victoria-gunner-arriben-cambra-dels-comuns_25_5742988.html

"We need to talk about housing as a human right and not as a commodity." Hear from Yolander Hendler, Secretary-General of Habitat International Coalition, on why housing, migration, and the future of our cities are inseparable. Join us at #WUF13 👉: https://loom.ly/Kb6rUFk

Hey Congress friendly reminder #congress #politics #government #foryou

🎯 Have you ever wanted to set up your own horseshoe pit? • Start by finding a flat area with at least 40 feet of clear space for optimal gameplay. • Use durable materials like steel stakes and a mix of gravel and sand for a solid base. https://ukpavingtalkgroup.com/go/8fu2

Here's a hypocrite if I ever saw one: Ani O'Brien saying people should be able to say what they want in their free time, even if "crude" Maiki's wasn't even a public case like this one Jordan William's "Free Speech Union" should abolish itself - was always obviously a fake

San Antonio Spurs Western Conference Finals Game 4 NBA Playoffs

When the eruptions were happening & people were live I started taking pictures of how scary & beautiful Mother Nature can be. To think she has all that below her surface reminds me how strong every woman truly is to her core 🔥❤️‍🩹 #fyp #chronicallyhealingmouse🐭 #photography #volcano #mothernature

Mia Yamamoto was born in World War II incarceration camp Poston, AZ, one of several camps where Japanese Americans were wrongly incarcerated following the attack on Pearl Harbor. Yamamoto's life has been shaped by the fight for justice for underrepresented communities. Hear from her on Law Day.

Breast milk remains the best food for babies when possible. But research has found that harmful chemicals from consumer products, plastics, and pollution can contaminate breast milk, exposing babies during a vulnerable life stage. Video from our friends @toxicfreefuture

a lay from cap brings us to a 7-1 lead Original post

Los jabalíes vuelven a aparecer en Culleredo, en A Coruña, al lado del aeropuerto. Una madre con varias crías pasea por el entorno de Vilaboa, muy cerca del lugar donde la pasada Navidad un ejemplar se coló, paralizando la actividad durante horas #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

Serenget arrived with a bullet wound and a prognosis nobody wanted. Prescribed bed rest, she hid in the corner of her stockade at first. Then — slowly — a step forward. An extended trunk. And soon, everyone was finding a reason to linger at her gate. www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/orphans/sere...

Rosemonde Kouassi brace 🗣️ She floats one in to give @washingtonspirit.com the lead in Mexico!

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The Golden Knights DID NOT touch the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl 👀

Hydration in real-time: a breakthrough in copper MOFs could revolutionize materials science and energy storage. Learn how this innovation is shaping the future.

'Historic Spring "Storm" Paralyzes Life in Canada's Saskatchewan Canada – 🇨🇦 16 May 2026 A fierce spring storm swept through vast parts of the Canadian province of "Saskatchewan" in a wave of weather described by meteorological authorities as exceptional.' Arab_Storms [x] #FossilFuels #Climate

Friends!!!! Here's a new piece over at The Point. The first of many on Australia's world-lagging industrial fossil fuel regulation. First up: how the gov't takes climate action credit for completely unrelated things that just happened during the years 🫠 GO READ -> thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...

Got the dog activated screaming for that MICHAEL B JORDAN WIN LETS GOOOOO

As Graham Platner becomes the Democratic nominee against Republican Senator Susan Collins in Maine, several party leaders have endorsed him, but Nevada’s top Democrats have stayed silent. Src. themainemonitor.org/platner-tatt...

🚨 Psoas Sign = Think Appendicitis 🚨 Pain with hip flexion against resistance or passive hip extension may indicate irritation of the iliopsoas muscle from an inflamed appendix. #EmergencyMedicine #Surgery #PhysicalExam #GeneralSurgery #MedicalEducation

A defense expert testified that media coverage has already shaped public opinion of Tyler Robinson, who is charged in Charlie Kirk’s death. Read the story here: https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/04/17/sensational-misleading-coverage/ 

No i widzisz Nawrocki, można zamienić dres na garnitur, ustawki w lesie na pałac, ale braków w kulturze, obyciu i zachowaniu ukryć się nie da.

🔹 ASTTBC Job Board 🔹 The City of Richmond is hiring a Project Manager to join its Engineering Design & Construction team. Learn more and apply: tre.tbe.taleo.net/tre01/ats/ca... More opportunities for technology professionals: asttbc.org/public/job-b...

This Friday! Free NodeXL Academy Event - Introduction to social media network analysis using NodeXL Pro Join Dr. Wasim Ahmed and Dr. Marc Smith for a free 90 minute introduction to collection, analysis, visualization and reporting on social media data streams.

A story in 4 emotes: Pek flew in through the window, hung around for a bit unable to navigate the house, waved, then only left embarrassed after being shown the very window they entered through... before @quietachvment.bsky.social could arrive to collect them. GET YOURS!!! #VGenComm #emotes

#BobDylan #FolkMusic #SingerSongwriter #IndieFolk #AcousticSong #Americana #FolkBlues #ProtestMusic #DIYMusic #LowFiFolk

Want more chaos? Meet Trader. 💸 More combos = more energy = more spins = MORE CHAOS! Play RACCOIN now on Steam: https://tinyurl.com/muape3un #raccoin #raccoingame #arcadegame #roguelike #coinpusher

"The Trump Presidency", directed by Quentin Tarantino

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Creme roll sentries got double guard duty of chocolate Ice cream floating suspiciously in peanut butter topping alongside undercover whipped cream.

How close are we to turning brain signals into real speech? 🧠 In a recent demonstration, a patient with ALS used Neuralink’s brain-computer chip to convert neural signals into spoken words without moving his mouth. #VivaTech #AI #HealthTech

🚨 Epstein survivors say they are done waiting on the government and will release their own list of names. “We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. Should the complete Epstein client list and all related files be made public immediately — no more delays? YES or NO?

🚨LIVE‼️Saturday at 5:05PM CT 💫Join the #AEWCollision & #MLWFusion 💥Live Reaction & Review @dedrian91.bsky.social : www.youtube.com/live/LMGtU6s... #aew #mlw #hazuki #stardom

"Chicago is a hellhole, you get shot crossing the street." Fuck you, trump!

#Birds Irritated by the Scrub Jay screeching. Don’t blame him. #Arizona #Hummingbird #Birding #AZBirds ##ScrubJay

9.5/10. We’ll take it.

Not letting this #Sinners thing go. #BAFTA and #BBC edited out comments about #Palestine but not the n-word as uttered multiple times in the same evening/program.

I know the feeling

There's only 1 thing that makes Lu Dort's flagrant foul on Nikola Jokic make sense...

Yale Law School Prof. @oonahathaway.bsky.social said in Feb. the Supreme Court has become "extremely partisan in a way that we haven't seen... in my lifetime." "Big question is, are they going to apply the same limitations to President Trump that they applied to President Biden?" bit.ly/4vdQmN0

Meet the man behind the machines ❄️🚜 At just 25, Stefano Narducci turned one snowblower into a 60-tractor operation with 1.5M followers. After a record-breaking winter with 500+ cm of snow in Sault Ste. Marie, we went behind the scenes to see how Northern Snow keeps moving when winter doesn’t stop.

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL June! 👀

Distortion processes Distortions caused by women In their bodies and faces On their own lands In the name of plastic surgery To end up With eternal distortions عمليات التشـ. ويه التشوهات التي تفعلها النساء في اجسادهن و وجوهن بمحض اراضاتهن باسم عمليات التجميل لينتهي بهم المطاف بتشوهات ابديه

eu tô muito indignada que eu criei um perfil pra conversar com o fandom mas agora tem LIMITE DE TEMPO NO TWITTER PORRA VAI A MERDA SABE

PAUL GOT SPEARED 😭😭😭 #WWERAW

Crash Test Dummies’ Mitch Dorge REVEALS Why Keith Jarrett’s THE KÖLN CONCERT is a MASTERPIECE! youtu.be/AX2V79Vnnos

When Sergei Krajev, a bus driver, was killed by Gary Jones, both white, NO outrage. No two-tier Britain. No pure cold rage. For Nigel Farage, white lives only matter when the killer is non-white. When the killer's white? White lives don't matter. Farage is the one creating two-tier Britain.

'The Odyssey' website shows you how the film looks in different aspect ratios 🎞️ 🎥 jeremylovesyall | TW