Going into a holiday weekend with that man dead would be pretty cool. Could see myself celebrating by going to the church of the god that makes it happen. Might even do some tithes as compensation.

Me keeping the ball away from Klay Thompson, especially if he's on my team, because any man stupid enough to fumble Meg can't be trusted with a basketball either, dumbass.

Me when I bump into some weirdo while randomly reading about Ed McMahon's financial problems at 3am on a Tuesday:

Please let it be the day it happens.

Flo Rida after about 11 minutes into his three hour set:

The ads screaming at me on every app while I never click any:

SINK THAT SHIP!!

The AI working on your pics:

Commercial: "Don't use our prescription drug if you're allergic to our prescription drug." People who can hear:

My manager's internet is down so all meetings are canceled, I'm giving myself a raise, anyone without a phat ass is fired, and importantly, all HR issues go through me until Verizon fixes the issue

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Toronto is heading into a cold and rainy Saturday just as Bruno Mars kicks off the first of five sold-out shows at Rogers Stadium this weekend. #Toronto nowtoronto.com/culture/rain...

Taking in views from the cliffs, pancakes at finals, and prayer time in the dorm lounges, the Loma Fund connects you back to the university. Now through April 17, your gift to the Loma Fund will be DOUBLED to impact more PLNU students. http://pointloma.edu/givetolomafund

Medical students in Gaza restore one of the oldest libraries after it was bombed by the Israeli occupation.

One-man think tank Anthony, I think, has a point: Those $1.6bn will not compensate MAGA, they will likely end up in Trump's own pockets after he failed to successfully sue the IRS.

The protest's safety briefing has begun, with a warm welcome to Trans Pride Falmouth.

A Ukrainian domestically produced “Bars” medium-range cruise missile filmed flying over the Russian capital city of Moscow earlier today, during a drone and missile attack by Ukraine against the western regions of Russia.

The weakness of America’s social support system makes it harder for people with addiction to return to normal life.

Scott MacFarlane reports that a new University of Virginia analysis projects Democrats still gaining roughly 23 House seats in 2026 despite GOP gerrymandering efforts. @macfarlanenews.bsky.social

Authorities in Washington state say a 21-year-old man is facing a suspected DUI case after a boating crash near a dock. 🚤🚨

Q: Do you agree with Trump’s position that Americans’ financial situations should not be a consideration in the Iran war? Vance: Well, I don’t think the president said that That’s not a clarification. That’s verbal cop out over a very direct question.

Canada just redirected half a trillion dollars in defense spending away from American contractors and into Canadian industry. #CulturalPerspective #CanadaDefense #MarkCarney #TradeWar #USCanadaRelations

Probably the most creative cash in to date #SethRollins #RomanReigns #BrockLesnar #WWEMITB #WrestleMania #WWE #Wrestling #WrestleSky

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How to make Thomas and Friends into a dark and edgy theme song: 1. Horns and Trombone play Melody in minor key 2. Reharmonize with non-diatonic minor chord harmonies 3. Ostinatos in cellos and viola 4. Stinging chords in violins 5. Trumpet tone clusters at the end of phrases 6. Epic organic drums

#disneylandparis fête ses 34 ans 🥳. Des annonces à venir aujourd’hui alors restez bien connectés.

What does your outrage look like? Here's an example doodle. When you express yourself, you process emotions. When you forward your expression to us, we turn it into an act of protest by forwarding it to your Texas Rep. #doodle #introvert #protest #contactyourreps #doodleselfcare #makebadart

Nick Cave, on hopefulness. 🙌🙏🫶👇

Is the We Met In December elevator kiss the kiss of the season?! 😘🎄 Let us know in the comments! Full episode out now — listen or watch: deckthehallmark.com

Ever dreamt of being tentacle-smote by a world-ending bioweapon? Now you can, in my retro adventure game, Neofeud 2: where your wildest dreams come true! silverspook.itch.io/neofeud2 #indiedev #cyberpunk #adventuregame #indiegame #indiedev #scifi #art #scifiart #artist #noAI

breathing. #imurme #hopecore #goodvibes #wholesome #healing

Nearly 60 people who used to live in encampments along the Arroyo Seco in Northeast LA have been connected to housing through a city-funded effort. The program focuses on long-term support, including continued care after placement.

In 2010 Dave suffered a stroke, which significantly affected his sight. Through RNIB's community and support groups, he was able to regain his independence. Thanks to gifts in Wills, RNIB can be there for people with sight loss. Learn more here: https://bit.ly/RACWeek2025

PT Brasil: "E quando a gente menos espera ele vai lá e faz história outra vez!" 🇧🇷✨

New heroes join the fray as Vision and She-Hulk pick sides. Synthezoid Smackdown is the latest Scenario Pack for Marvel Champions: The Card Game. This modular scenario contains eight new modular encounter sets.

330,000 American men are diagnosed with prostate cancer every year. Israeli doctors are hoping to change that 🇺🇸🇮🇱

😁 Iranïan media made another HILARIOUS mïnions style video about the U.S. and Irän negotiations. These are my favorite

3 years ago today at Double Or Nothing, AEW's 4 Pillars paid homage to their respective mentors. Darby Allin: Scorpion Death Drop Sammy Guevara: Codebreaker Jack Perry: Killswitch MJF: Cross Rhodes Credit x.com/thedrainmake... #AEW

Love is in the Air. Gute Nacht.

Not all hair loss advice is equal. These 5 evidence-based tips explain what actually stops hair loss and how to grow thicker hair long term. (link in comments)

As is clear from the President's summit in China, this is an Administration in search of a coherent foreign policy. And because of that, the American people are paying the price at the gas pump and the grocery store.

Women’s History Month celebrates women shaping culture, science & activism. Neurodiverse leaders like Greta Thunberg (autism) & Greta Gerwig (ADHD) show how different ways of thinking can fuel justice, creativity& leadership. Difference can be a strength. #WomensHistoryMonth #Neurodiversity

💙💛FPV drones of the 40th Marine brigade on board a mothership terrorize Ruzzian positions in the Kherson region.

Who's getting your data? ICHP's Sharon Karina explores AI agents and the rise of medical surveillance economy! ▶️🔗https://ow.ly/zyHE50YUAHy #Pharmacy #AI #ILPharmacy #KeePosted #ICHP #MedicalSurveillance

Guten Morgen ☕ Deutschland 🇩🇪💙meine Heimat 💙 mein Vaterland 🇩🇪 THX to Westender Eberswalde

🔥 EC's #AIOffice consults on guidelines for general-purpose AI models to clarify #AIAct rules: reply by 22 May! Working document hints at publication of guidelines & #AICodeofPractice in May-June, potentially delaying the Code past its 2 May deadline. ↪️ digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/news/comm...

From an asteroid slave colony back to Earth—the stakes have never been higher. 🌌 Mischief Upon Mischief is OUT NOW! disruptentertainment.com/our-films/mischief-upon-mischief #MischiefUponMischief #SciFi #MovieNight #DigitalRelease

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Russia is not winning this war. Its casualty rates are surging, and its economy is struggling. Today, Ministers will discuss how we can further support Ukraine. On the table are proposals to establish two training facilities inside Ukraine and to mobilise additional private capital.

Real deal late clock composure from Olivia Miles. Gets the kickout with 7 on the clock. Flows into a ball screen, hesi against Madina Okot at the level, and gets to the reverse.

Oh god cant even come up with a good insult, reminds me of the time I literally gave one of these mfs ammo so they could come up with a better one and all they could come up with was saying to kill myself

Me when ppl asked why I stopped going to church:

Le circuit de Charade a longtemps incarné l’esprit des sports mécaniques : exigeant et spectaculaire. Il est aussi le symbole d’un savoir-faire territorial. Mais derrière la légende, son histoire est marquée, à l’image de son tracé, par des hauts et des bas... https://l.lamontagne.fr/508

MONDAY NIGHT at 8pm on SOPBS: What's the Story, Wishbone? The creation and cultural impact of the "Wishbone" children's PBS KIDS series that brought classic literature to life, featuring cast, creators and behind-the-scenes stories. Become an SOPBS Member at donate.sopbs.org/sopbs/donate

Wrapping up Volunteer Appreciation Week! We’ve been busy setting up the new Community Nature Center, managing spring growth, & hosting the 1st field trips in the new space. Our volunteers are the reason this building is becoming a community home. We couldn't do it without you! #VolunteerAppreciation

💶 Conservar y restaurar la naturaleza genera importantes beneficios económicos. La Comisión Europea estima un retorno de entre 8 y 38 euros por cada euro invertido en restauración. 🌱 Invertir en ecosistemas es invertir en resiliencia, empleo y prosperidad.

"This Is About A Whole System..." | Listen UP Episode 16 - Tracey McFall - Listen Now! EPISODE 16 - LISTEN NOW - lk2.app/luep16 #wholesystemrecovery #alcoholanddrugsstrategy #addictionrecovery

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