Klay Thompson, you fucking fool.

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Google, watching people look for a new popular search engine, so Alphabet can buy it too:

The media trying to be the first to repeat whatever this idiot president says verbatim without verifying anything or providing context:

I'm going to tag in next time he challenges a child to a fight 😂😂

The conversation that was brought to me last night had me reverse parenting like crazy.

Me, without hesitation

Taking yourself off mute to fake laugh on a conference call just to sound engaged:

When one of the UFC fighters challenges him to unarmed combat for the winner to become president:

The news reporting about a shooting at a restaurant you didn't know was there but want to try... but there was a shooting... but maybe they deliver??

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Trump rushes back to White House. - Weekend golf plans scrapped. - Top officials cancel holiday plans. - 'US preparing new strikes against Iran' - CBS. - Iran's army READY for 'enemy foolishness' — Tasnim.

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Trump is toastĺ

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STOP, WATCH. One would think AI, being so smart would be able to recognize someone maliciously reporting videos. These people are the ones who don't deserve accounts or access to social media. They cry free speech then silence the opposition, free speech for me not for thee. I hope tiktok fails.

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I don’t often reply to the trolls on tiktok but sometimes I just can’t help it

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Only one change for Liverpool this afternoon, but it’s a significant one, as the right back stocks are replenished. Can Arne Slot’s side take advantage of an improving West Ham side with a terrible record on this ground? #lfc #liverpool #premierleague #westham #teamnews

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An Israeli airstrike killed two Palestinians, including a child, in Gaza City.

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Consumer News: May 28, 2026 Inflation numbers are up. CNN is suing Perplexity. Plus, global shipping service DHL and the USPS strike a deal. #Inflation #CNN #Perplexity #DHL #USPS

Seth David Radwell, political analyst and author of "American Schism: How the Two Enlightenments Hold the Secret to Healing Our Nation," talks with WCPT's Richard Chew about how Trump is wasting billions of dollars on the Iran War while "we have tremendous problems" here.

Taking a quick detour to tell everyone to see Under Siege because Tommy Lee Jones never phones it in. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

Gestern waren Kiesewetter, Merz und Wattepol zu Besuch in der Ukraine.

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History was made that day 💙 TT: untold _media

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Here comes to Subs!! I am this 🤏🏻 close to Ruth Campbell

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⚡️ According to preliminary reports, Russia attacked the Kyiv region with an Oreshnik intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM).

Does Maryland need artificial intelligence-powered camera surveillance at stop signs?

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El turismo, ese milagro que nos prometieron, contado por esta chica con mucha guasa. 👇😂 (Spoiler: No lo llamen Baleares, llámenlo parque temático de Baleares...)

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I decided to run for Congress against Nancy Pelosi because we need a new generation of leadership to deliver a fundamentally better life for ALL — not just stop Trump. We’ve built the largest field operation in San Francisco history, knocking almost half a million doors.

🇺🇸 El ex-CEO de Google, Eric Schmidt, fue abucheado por los graduados de la Universidad de Arizona mientras les instaba a abrazar la IA en su ceremonia de graduación de mayo. . #MarcanoSinTapujos

Hope is good. Protest actions better. But yes. Due to his bad eating habits and being over-weight + whilst smooching the Evil dystopian leaders: The days are numbered. You reap what you sow.

In “Everyone Is Lying to You for Money,” Ben McKenzie interviewed people who had been scammed by crypto—and yet they still believe in cryptocurrency. “For some of these guys, this was a major investment for them, not just financially, but mentally, psychologically. This was their ticket out."

The Supreme Cunts just ruled that Fake Clinics — so-called “pregnancy resource centers” that serve the anti-abortion playbook of delaying, denying, and destroying access to abortion — cannot be investigated for LYING to patients.

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Na otázku Barbory Tachecí "co je za tím, že po letech varování BISky o vlivových operací Moskvy tady, rušíme nebo tato vláda ruší a oslabuje tyto instituce", odpovídá jako vždy perfektní Otakar Foltýn. #LesteniStrechy #Moturci Celý rozhovor zde: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9R...

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Why some Trump voters will still support him when he's dead.