Statler and Waldorf
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Statler: Were you watching a horror movie earlier? Waldorf: I thought I was watching a dystopian horror movie with a bunch of unappealing characters, but it turned out to be Fox News. #svengoolie
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Waldorf: Mike and Carol should have tried harder to get out of that spider's lair quickly. Statler: Yes, they're too young. Waldorf: Too young to be newlywebbed. #svengoolie
Well, there you go! Seattle wins! It's been fun posting things on this hashtag with all of you jokers. See you around! #superbowl
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