#svengoolie

Statler: They should set up surveillance to track the spider. Waldorf: Like a listening device? Statler: No, a Web Cam! #svengolie

#svengoolie See you later!

And germs defeat aliens once again. #svengoolie

Statler: Oh, that guy turned to stone? Waldorf: Yes! How could you not notice? Statler: I didn't want to take him for granite! #svengoolie

Waldorf: Mike and Carol should have tried harder to get out of that spider's lair quickly. Statler: Yes, they're too young. Waldorf: Too young to be newlywebbed. #svengoolie

#svengoolie

First laugh of the night!

Statler: You know, in the next Disney Cinderella movie, Cinderella will be the owner of an NFL team. But her team can't play any late games that might go into overtime. Waldorf: Why not? Statler: At midnight, her coach turns into a pumpkin. #superbowl

Democrats are fighting back against gerrymandering after the Supreme Court's decision gutted the Voting Rights Act - they're looking to make big changes in 4 key states ahead of the 2028 election. Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #Gerrymandering #Redistricting #VotingRights #Democrats

🚨Our Republican colleagues would rather give $70 BILLION more to ICE than Help Americans afford health care Build 700,000 affordable homes Provide childcare for 3.5 million children Those are the choices —@klobuchar.senate.gov

"An assault on all of us.” @corybooker.com blasts the erosion of voting rights as Republican-led states race to redraw congressional maps. On Saturday Americans mobilized for voting rights at demonstrations across the south.

Alanna Smith meeting her new teammates. #WNBA

Moscow Drone Incident, Global Health Updates, and Rare Soccer Diplomacy #breakingnews #worldnews #currentevents #newsupdate #headlines #newsalert #news

Radical love. That’s what Jesus taught. Not just for friends—but even for enemies. Tag someone you're praying for today. ❤️‍🩹🙏 #WordsOfJesus #LoveYourEnemies #JesusTeaching #FaithInAction #BibleLesson #Forgiveness #fyp

#WealthTax now! 💰Jim Ratcliffe has a net wealth of over £17bn 🌞He ‘lives’ in Monaco to avoid £4bn in income tax 🏭But he has huge assets here in the UK TAX THEM!

Fire this dude already.

Pro Wrestling is known for putting on events in unusual locations.. What locations do you consider the wierdest you have ever been to personally?

Not hard to tell how proud Rod Brind'Amour was of his team after their Game 2 overtime victory! 😤 #StanleyCup Game 3 between the /Canes and /CanadiensMTL is TONIGHT at 8p ET on /NHL_On_TNT, /Sportsnet, & /TVASports!

When the planes scream overhead, you don’t reach for a rifle. You grab your medical kit. 🩺 It’s about the lives saved under pressure. Would you have the nerves to be a medic in the Pacific? Feature Playtest is LIVE, give it a try! 🌊 #indiegame #indiedev #UE5

Working and rockin 🎶🎵 At the @ciaabmore 🏀 @theciaafanfest #theraydiotwins #ciaa #ciaa2026

Spending too much time indoors is detrimental to the human mind. We need light, we need air. We need to see that we are small. I encourage you to go outside: listen, smell, touch and look at all things big and small with new eyes. P.S. leave the phone inside. #outside #nature #mothernature

AND WE’RE BACK TOTHIS AGAIN

#❌️1️⃣TalksAbtThisREALITY #&It's∵ItDoes🚫Sell Instead WTP Focus on the divisiveness embraced by Karen&Kevins who've been #TrainedToVoteBlindly&🚫TRUSTTheGOVERNMENT. #IT'SaSELF-FULFILLINGprophecyTO🗳FORconfederates #WHOkilledPresidentAbrahamLincoln&COMPLAIN≡USAonlyCARESabt #CORPORATIONSwonderWHY 🩵❤️‍🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🧲

🚨🇦🇺Australia’s controversial National Mother’s Day Child Pickup Service has officially launched today.... 😏✌️☮️ #channelneinnewsaus #satire #mothersday #news #mums #dads

„Die Axt im Haus erspart den Zimmermann.“ (Wilhelm Tell) #WolframWeimer als #Kulturstaatsminister erspart - sich - die Verleihung des deutschen Buchhandlungspreises. Denn es hätte passieren können, dass er ihn an einen „linken“ Buchladen verleihen muss. Deshalb weht Gegenwind. ⬇️

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I was watching cable news late one night, When my eyes beheld a sickening sight. As his voter support began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise, (They did the Mash) they did the MAGA Mash, (The MAGA Mash) our civil rights to smash. (They did the Mash) and if you’re anti-fasch, (They did the…

Holy smokes, what a play by Dansby Swanson

Come see me and MANY other at Big Block Brewing on 2/13! We're working hard to make this an event to remember. There will be some giveaways, a craft table, and a photobooth! RSVP at: rkdevon.com/galentines-2... #bookevent #authorevent #booksky #authorsky

Many thanks to all the Canucks that came out last night for our silver medal against the Americans. We had folks from Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, St. Johns, Halifax and more from across the country. Great time, bad result but congrats to USA for winning a very tough game. 🍸🍹 130B

🔊 Yanislava Karusheva wrapped up the 2nd EASD Early Career Academy Meeting in Düsseldorf 🇩🇪 that offered unique opportunities for young researchers to connect with possible mentors at the pinnacle of their careers. 📺 Watch & read here: easd-elearning.eu/news/468/EAS... #Diabetes #Research

Have you heard about the #superelnino yet? #climate #climateaction #climatecrisis #elniño Donate here: chuffed.org/project/1748...

 The price of U.S. crude oil has risen by more than 40%, and the average price of gasoline has risen by more than a dollar per gallon as a result of the closure of the Strait of Hormuz and war in Iran.

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

Back at it again in the 305! The Mets, after losing the first game against the Marlins, look to even up the series with Freddy Peralta on the mound. Stay tuned for coverage all day today by me for @metsmerized.bsky.social! #Mets

Oversight is a healthy and necessary part of good governance.

🟠 NOTIZIE DEL GIORNO Rubio si è detto pronto a mediare tra Russia e Ucraina dopo i raid di Mosca su Kiev. Nuovi attacchi degli Stati Uniti contro l’Iran. Israele intensifica i raid in Libano. In Congo e Uganda l'ebola si diffonde rapidamente

At Delaney Hall this afternoon, ICE agents were dressed and armed for war to keep unarmed immigrants in and unarmed protesters out.

French influencer Arthur: "Alcohol causes 40,000 deaths annually, and costs France 100 billion euros in accidents and treatments, while pressure groups have deluded us into thinking that a glass or two a day never hurt anyone!"

all it was missing was Pac yelling Fore! after launching Darby #aew #fairwaytohell #darbyallin #pac

We asked Alexa to do the #Laundry and she didn’t reply. Eventually we had to do it ourselves. I guess if you want something done, do it yourself. #MeridaMágico 🎶Music by #CCnDocMusic 🎶

#iran #trump #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/ay899mis

How the Spirit of God Can Change Your Day! #BookTok, #Bookstagram, #ReadingSlump, and #BookTokFavorites. #ChristianBooks https://loom.ly/1_aDwMw Deepen your faith with "Spirit Calling," the ultimate daily devotional for spiritual growth.

Where My Treasure Truly Lies” #EternalWealth #DivinePurpose #ChristianMotivation #TreasureInHeaven ✨

The Straw Millionaire! 🥤 Random #zelda fact! #nintendo #autisticgamingplus

Why is MAGA this dense? #GOP #Lincoln #Booth #Memes

It takes a big person to admit this.

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We would like to wish everyone a wonderful Winter Break! We are closed and will reopen at 1pm on 6 January 2026. www.ucl.ac.uk/library/news...

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social America faces historic diplomacy crisis.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. Dolly Dimpley is the Genius of the group.

"Fosse, Fosse, Fosse!" Mike Nichols' THE BIRDCAGE starring Nathan Lane, Robin Williams, Gene Hackman, and Dianne Wiest celebrates its 30th Anniversary back on the big screen from Friday 🎟 https://www.lighthousecinema.ie/film/the-birdcage-30th-anniversary

Democrats did this, democrats that collaborate and work with Fascists. If you think you can work with democrats who do this, you are deluding yourself. leaders don't get to escape culpability "just giving orders" is even dumber than "just following orders"

Spencer Brat ☠️

Crooked Thomas #CorruptSCOTUS No Justice

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#OnThisDay in 1992, Lou and Madge got engaged #Neighbours #ClassicNeighbours #BringBackNeighbours