Statler and Waldorf
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Statler: You know, in the next Disney Cinderella movie, Cinderella will be the owner of an NFL team. But her team can't play any late games that might go into overtime. Waldorf: Why not? Statler: At midnight, her coach turns into a pumpkin. #superbowl
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