My buddy from Mexico, Mark, is funny when he's drunk. "Hey!! I have known you since 5th grade.... "You motherfucker! But, NO! I Love You ...but Fuck You! But I love you man!"

Love ya right back!

When I was a kid, I had life all figured out. All I had to do was become an astronaut, crash and become Bionic. Piece of cake.

My buddy from Mexico called me late last night, just talked! "Hey, Man!! Fuck You! I hate you!! But not in a bad way because I Love You Man! Been friends since the 5th grade! We are do old now!" If i didn't know him better, I'd assume he was pissed at me. 🤣🤣

Like he has balls.

Having some bourbon with my brother.

I feel bad. I do NOT like it in Mexico. Go to Canada, they are nice there. But my brother got to see my father in me, I don't wanna be a Gumba like my father. I don't want my attitude to rub off on my brother. He feels bad because he had a cush life and mine was so hard.

It never works out for Trumpholes when they get in my face to talk shit! #DealingWithTrumpholes

Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

One-Man Rock Bands: The Rise of Solo Music Artists #onemanband #IndieMusic #rock #dancetotheendoftheworld #mightyonemanband

🚨CLONESTAR TRANSMISSION🚨 Rekha Sharma. Battlestar Galactica. Star Trek Discovery. Big genre energy. If you love science fiction television, #BattlesrarGalactica, & #StarTrekDiscovery, hit play. 📺 youtu.be/fGO3_9xAhpE 🎧 Also available wherever you get your podcasts.

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For the first time in our history, our top-of-the-ticket statewide offices are all women candidates! Let's honor their commitment to working families and cast your vote for Lynne Walz, Jocelyn Brasher, and Sarah Slattery. Together, we can make history and break up the one-party rule in NE! #NebDems

Film: A Family Affair (2024) [PG-13] Studio: Netflix Character: N/A Actor: Text-to-Speech (TTS) Director: Richard LaGravenese Screenwriter: Carrie Solomon Timestamp: 0:02:56 cinematicfbombs.com/2024/06/29/2...

0 MIETJE BONTJES VAN BEEK ABOUT FALLING ILL PRIOR TO SISTER’S ARREST For more info check: linktr.ee/StefanRoloff RedOrchestraNFT.com #nftart #nftartist #nftcommunity #mietjebontjesvanbeek #catobontjesvanbeek #politicalprison #totalitarianism #independentfilm #cinema #resistance #redorchestr

Sage sends #caturday chill vibes 🖤

The corruption from the Trump Administration is sick. He’s negotiating against himself right now for $10 billion settlement. And it doesn’t stop there. They are out for themselves and the Trump family — not the American people. And the cuts from HR 1 prove it!

🗣️ "I was so nervous!" Pep Guardiola says his speech to his players was a 'disaster' when he told them he was leaving Man City 🥺

Diese Woche im Bundestag: #Haushalt2025 & Sondervermögen Infrastruktur. Statt zusätzliche (!) Zukunftsinvestitionen in Kitas, Schulen & Schienen zu ermöglichen, werden Schulden auch für Steuergeschenke u.a. ans reichste 1% genutzt. Klimaschutzverträge halbiert. Es fehlt: Generationengerechtigkeit.

🚨NEW MEDIA CLUB OUT NOW🚨 Who will be the next host of Strictly Come Dancing? Guests @heatherfallon.bsky.social & @dinosofos.bsky.social discuss the rumours on the Media Club with @mattdeegan.com. Listen and watch now: 📺 https://youtu.be/Yb6yOB2lA4o 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub #Podcast

When a job ad feels like a first hire into a role that didn’t exist before, you know the company hasn’t thought it through. #HiringMess #JobAdRoast This week’s episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/2n6BElk

Garth Marenghi "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" green screen

Full Quinyon Mitchell mini movie on our YT 📺

You know, I am a severe arachnophobe.. Heck, I don't like ANYTHING with more than four limbs... So, these things are downright traumatizing for me... Anyways, this is how you solo a wolf spider. After a hefty amount of upgrades. :3 Game: Grounded 1 #twitch #twitchaffiliate #streamer #grounded

Queer liberation is inseparable from anti-imperialism and freedom from exploitation. Working people are strong, but only when we stand together and refuse to let the capitalist class divide us! 🌈 ✊️ 🔥 #peoplespride #queerliberation #immigrantjustice #DSA #socialism

He’s such a good character because of how adaptable he is and the fact he never changes helps this fact. He’s such a fun character that works so well with the rest of the cast bringing out some great stories. The series comic relief if you will. It’s entertaining to see this ego get him in trouble.

Here’s its placement on the website, for context:

How Broken Is England? Once proud of our freedom — now punished for speaking out. When protesters for justice are branded terrorists, who’s really breaking England? #HowIsEnglandBroken #StandForTruth #FreeSpeech #TruthMatters #UKPolitics

Feet hibernate all winter. Then you ask them to run. In this Alaska Survival Kit video, sports physical therapist Zuzana Rogers at Runners Edge Alaska shows a simple progression exercise to avoid injury. ✍️ Annie Feidt/AKPM 📹 Annie Feidt, Matt Faubion & Courtny Brooks/AKPM

The aliens took only the Zaunites (but Ekko) lmao #tomodachilife #tomodchilifelivingthedream

2/3 Galați [pronounced Galatsi] is Romania's 8th biggest city, and also a port on the Danube. As we've seen in the statement, two people suffered minor injuries, so it could have been a lot worse. This is the moment the Russian UAV hit the apartment block in Romania.

Jewish settler intrudes Masafer Yatta settlement in the West Bank and violently assaults a Palestinian woman and her child, as well as their dog. 🤬

Max Meyer #Marlins is Saturday’s Box-Toppers Player of the Day (7IP H 0R 3BB 8K vs. NYM). Also Saturday: ◽️ AL Player of the Day: Kai-Wei Teng #Astros ◽️ Taj Bradley #Twins cracks season Top 10 Full Box-Toppers Daily Scorecard: www.box-toppers.com/blog/2026/5/...

There are 172 ninjas in this video. The ones you can see are wearing HatedMekkr's New Ninja Armor Sets. →https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3653493113

Promising news for the price of gas, Prime Minister Carney's latest plan to create a lot more investment in Canada, a sign of the times for young home buyers, and another big price jump at the grocery store...in your April 17 edition of Canada's Business Beat.

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Noche Latina Night with The Timeless Torches at the @barclayscenter #timelesstorches #nyliberty #wnba #nochelatina #lightitup @timeless_torches @nyliberty

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My new theory. Love Is Blind is actually Love Is MAGA. The show is now an experiment to persuade successful women to consider marrying MAGA men. And the experiment is going horribly for MAGA. #loveisblind #loveisblindnetflix #maga #manosphere

En la Comunidad Valenciana, el profesorado decide si continúa con la huelga tras la última propuesta del gobierno autonómico. 💬 Joan Moreno

I am the pro-union candidate in this race. That doesn't mean that they are always going to like what I have to say. I say no to the data center in Franklin Furnace. #doctermanforohio #ohio

Huge news from Texas last night for Democrats – and Florida is next! If you believe in better, join me right now: https://davidjolly.com/

TV: very taken with Poker Face - both with the concept and Natasha Lyonne's watchability The fillums: Might not be a whodunit *as such*, but the scene in Michael Mann's Manhunter where Will Graham works out the killer's identity is the perfect whodunitty scene.

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Pepsi, Coca-Cola, and other Big Soda companies launched the “Keep America Beautiful” campaign just as they were massively scaling up plastic production. Big Soda continues to avoid accountability for the plastic pollution crisis—but now with help from Big Oil, their plastic supplier. 🙄

We've done it before, and we can do it again

LOOK A DISTRACTION !! #Indiedev #gamedev

Man it was loud in Montgomery yesterday, but the messages resonated. We’re now less than 36 hours before the polls open for the May 19th primary. Make your voice heard - VOTE and together lets start a history making change in Alabama

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When people ask you why you seemed happier in your 20s than in your 30s

Twenty years ago today, Mike Mussina let Joe Torre know he was going to finish what he started 🤣 Mussina then got the final out to close out the last complete game of his Hall of Fame career.

March 3rd is International Authors Day & Organise Your Home Office Day. https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=Y+Marrs+Colourist&ref=nb_sb_noss_2  Writer: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/76809680 CCDD https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/77057768 #easygiftingwithyvonnemarrs

Eat the blatantly obvious Decisive Strike (despite having an Ebony Mori) as an assertion of dominance #DeadbyDaylight

📢 CHP Genel Başkanı Mahmut Tanal: "O biber gazı çıkacak! Burası terör örgütü yuvası mı? 💢 Burası parti parti! Demokrasinin içine s*çt*nız!"

Report of direct hit by missile on residential building in Kyiv. Fires in central Kyiv (video). Kh-101 cruise missiles launched by Tu-95 strategic bombers earlier maybe incoming to Kyiv. Further drone attacks expected, more ballistics possible.

Trump Knicks NBA Finals Basketball #Knickerbockers @defendersofourrepublic.org @georgetakei.bsky.social @jessicadenson07.bsky.social @mrjoncryer.bsky.social @cwebbonline.com @riseandresist.bsky.social @jaybird54.bsky.social @verbalprimate.com

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

Alors que Jérôme Barella a été mis en examen dans l’affaire Lyhanna, plusieurs signalements et plaintes, dont deux pour viol sur mineure, avaient déjà visé le quadragénaire ces dernières années. On fait le point.

Most kids have used toys with motors inside. But this is the kind of experiment that makes kids see what electricity does up close. That's what makes this project so exciting. It's not just something spinning for fun — it's a real simple motor made with a battery, magnet, screw and...