Bear got into my #Weed again. Sing it Bear! "Wellllll....at least I don't have a Mushroom Dick! One inch long, half an inch thick. Just one look makes anyone sick..." Come on everyone, you know the words. 🎶🎸🧸

Holy Shit! These edibles make me funny as HELL! #WEED

The booger sugar makes him say crazy things.

Before we focus on AI, shouldn't we work on Basic Intelligence a little more? Stop relying on technology to take care of your shit! "Working on a robot for household chores" Get your ass up and vacuum!! If we are supposed to teach these robots? The robots are fucked! 🤖

Love ya right back!

Funny MTG would be holding a sign with "Fuck Ugly" on it. She needs a name tag with that on it. She reminds me of Mr. Ed.

SOB!!! My anxiety took off on me this morning. We leave for Mexico next Monday. I woke up thinking I overslept and my brother left without me. He wouldn't do that. My dogs wouldn't let him. My head injuries make me confused sometimes. I forget what day or month it is a lot.

I found an opening act for Trump's WWE event.

Has that Munsters feel.

Going to Mexico!! #Mexico

Speak for yourself Rachel

Mamdani out there in dress shoes kicking it with kids. This is what a good human and elected official looks like.

One man can make a difference in a universe gone wrong… Available on #Amazon and #Kindle Now Comes Grim amazon.com/dp/B0CLZ4ZHLJ Whispers of Power a.co/d/iQQnejO Wolves Among Prey amzn.to/46Y0gJ1 #scifi #fantasy #thriller

Jamie’s life was falling apart methodically. After class, it was time to either change her life drastically or break herself trying... www.amazon.com/dp/B0FZW97VFV

Urgent 🚨 Another 9mth old puppy named Roscoe- going 2b euthanized #nycacc If ur in NY NJ NH NE CT MD ME PA VA VT RI- expenses covered! He is urgent 🚨 needs a PATIENT FOSTER! He is a puppy! Pls REPOST HIM! Urgent 🚨

Mars Attacks - Horror Fun Facts Doc- #mars #aliens #marsattacks #martians #horror #tradingcards #cards #alien

Year on year, rents are up 7% in Dublin, 13% in Cork and a whopping 18% in Galway. A generation of young people are being priced out of their future. They should not feel embarrassed, the Government should feel embarrassed for failing them.

Settler violence is on the increase. These attacks occur on a regular basis, under the protection of ISRA’HELLi occupation forces, facilitating these attacks on Palestinian Christian’s, Muslims and their property in the area. #FreePalestine #Gaza #Humanity #StopTheGenocide #JusticeForPalestine

Argos hat heute so schön gespielt! Eine Premiere hatten wir auch, denn der absolut wasserscheue Hundi hat sich ins Wasser gelegt!😍 Und für alle, die das schlimm finden, weil Spielplatz: unsere Hunde hinterlassen nichts, im Gegenteil, wir räumen Katzenkacke + fremden Unrat weg, wenn da was liegt!

SPEAKERS: John McTernan (@johnmct.bsky.social) will be joining us in London for our final #forum2029 panel 🎉 Weds 17th September – recorded live for @macrodosepod.bsky.social 🎤 Sign-up 👇 buff.ly/HL0dIzk

Francis Ngannou with a Round 1 knockout! #RouseyCarano

The fight for democracy is happening in communities across the country, and Groundwork Project is standing with organizers in the states that will shape our future and push back against Republican extremism. Explore how we’re making a difference at GroundworkProject.com.

Trump: Look at the muscles on this guy!

Israeli airstrikes target southern Lebanon.

☀️❄️From summer fans to winter warmth, our energy use shifts year-round. At Harmony Turbines, we’re exploring how the wind could one day play a part in powering those everyday moments.🍃⚙️ #HarmonyTurbines #windpower #greenenergy

Good luck to everyone running the Boston Marathon today! #bostonstrong #bostonmarathon #hope

NodeXL Pro Your Network Intelligence Engine Link : SMRFoundation.org #NodeXL #NetworkInsights #SocialMediaResearch #DataVisualization

TONIGHT’S WEDNESDAY MOVE 🌴🔥 Good food, cocktails, hookah, NYC’s top DJs & nonstop vibes till 2AM 🎶🍸💨 Pull up to Hush Lounge Garden and turn your midweek into a movie ✨ 📍 Maspeth Queens 🌐 hushloungegarden.com #HushLoungeGarden #WedVibes #QueensNightlife #NYCVibes

👆👆👆 #GOal #Habs #NHL @georgewachsmuth.bsky.social @ia13.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social @ia13.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social @j1j2.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @pinkmouse.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @kayaeger.bsky.social

💬 "Ce sont des propos d’une personne quasi dérangée" Dans le dernier épisode des "Grands entretiens d’Anne Rosencher", Richard Malka, l’avocat de Charlie Hebdo et essayiste, revient sur les propos de Jean-Luc Mélenchon à propos de Mohammed Merah ➡️ https://l.lexpress.fr/65K

Turn heads and leave a lasting impression everywhere you go ✨💖🌸 This Secret Water Women’s Perfume gives you that soft, feminine, and irresistible scent that instantly boosts confidence and elegance 😍 🛍️ Get yours now at hersolace.com #HerSolace #PerfumeForWomen #FloralPerfume #FeminineScent

#OTD in 2022, George Russell rounded out the top five for Mercedes ahead of McLaren’s Lando Norris. #F1 #MonacoGP | May 29, 2022

Big crowd at the #ACLF & Critical Illness #PosterTour at #EASLCongress: FRI-197 The AMMON-OHE model predicts #liver-related #complications in #outpatients with #cirrhosis: A prospective cohort study of the #AMMON consortium Crucial for understanding the disease progression! @rajivjalan.bsky.social

j.lulu_photography ..Lulu🦋 📍Anna Maria Island, FL Sunset Gulf of Mexico

Some Houston drivers are already feeling the pinch more than others. bit.ly/4v6R1zP

don’t be a war criminal. read free ebooks on libby and hoopla. all from my tbr. #LibraryBooks #Ebooks #LibraryPropaganda #tbr #FreeBooks

Cargo Road is my go-to spot to drive to get my kiddos to fall asleep, and on this particularly interesting day I managed to meet Alex from MSP Live.

Child rape. Beastiality. Torture. 0 arrests. NEVER stop talking about the Epstein files.

Aim small, miss small! She did great! We love SAFETY and it shows!! . #kidssafefoundation #gunsafety #rangeday

How can civil society support Member States and the United Nations? At the 64th session of the Commission for Social Development (#CSocD64), ARROW's Shamala Chandrasekaran made this intervention on behalf of ARROW and the NGO Committee for Social Development. #EveryoneIncluded

What the Bears or Rams get to look forward to. #GoHawks 🏈 #NFLPlayoffs

TONIGHT at 8 on SOPBS: Antiques Roadshow: Grant's Farm Hour 3 A Cartier Art Deco Tutti Frutti clutch circa 1925; a Carl Kauba cowboy bronze circa 1900; a Sumerian cuneiform tablet.

🎉This #VolunteersWeek, we’re celebrating all our amazing volunteers, including Moray, a finalist at last year’s Celebrating Success awards! After his own transplant journey in Ward 206, Moray now volunteers, supporting patients and staff with compassion, creativity, and care.

This Friday we open the doors to our newly refurbished pavilion! Massive thanks to everyone who made this a reality. Join us for a momentous night with live music, a stocked bar, epic food from the Sizzlin' Rig, and a bouncy castle! Everyone is welcome! 🍻🍔🏰

What a view of Bedard’s vision here. Imaging how fast the game, and how effortlessly that puck gets across for an (almost missed) goal is magic 🪄 #NHL http://dlvr.it/TSRglX

Join Indivisible SLO County on Sunday, March 1 for a peaceful protest against the unconstitutional attack on Iran. 2-3:30pm Oak Park and Grand Ave Grover Beach/Arroyo Grande #NoWarOnIran #IndivisibleSLOCounty

Do y'all realize how deep a recession we're in if an airline is shutting down??

Meanwhile, seen in Kyiv... The old problem of having to take the kids with you when you need to go shopping.

I think all magats would be happier if they all moved to Russia.

Family friendly jokes .clean and funny jokes #cleanjokes#jokesky#dadjokes#funny

You must do it yourself. #mannermatters #etiquette #betterlife #tadc #prom

📺 Tune in to the conversation between Law professor and Strict Scrutiny podcast host Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social and UCLA Law @law.ucla.edu Professor Rick Hasen @rickhasen.bsky.social from last week's special Hammer Forum. 🔗 https://hmmr.buzz/LeahLitman

🗳️ Este domingo se celebran las elecciones en Colombia. En Canarias hay alrededor de 13.000 colombianos censados y por ello se han habilitado centros de votación en Tenerife, Gran Canaria y Lanzarote

Ludwig Göransson has absolutely earned all of the trophies he’s won, but it will always be funny for me to think of him as “three time Oscar winner and also guy who made the beat to Bonfire by Childish Gambino”

New video series! New painting dropping with limited edition prints coming soon!

It's been two weeks since I connected Trump's Acting Attorney General with Epstein survivors and they haven't heard a peep from the DOJ. That's disgraceful. Todd Blanche said he'd meet with them—and I will not let him off the hook. Epstein survivors deserve justice.

O Presidente Lula vai encarar o Trump de igual para igual, e não como um servo submisso a um império em espiral decadência.

Mein toller Kater wollte es direkt verschnabulieren. 😂 #CatsOfBluesky #AdoptDontShop #ElderlyCats