Talk about a boat that needs the Gilligan's Island treatment.

Trump got the idea of aliens eating cats and dogs from watching too much ALF.

And to remove Trump, you will need a priest and some holy water.

I told my brother if playing in front of a group of people bugs us, just remember it's our mom's fault. She let us watch too much Partridge Family. She wouldn't believe this of she saw it. She wanted us to try to get along for decades, "Nope". Both too stubborn

SOB!!! My anxiety took off on me this morning. We leave for Mexico next Monday. I woke up thinking I overslept and my brother left without me. He wouldn't do that. My dogs wouldn't let him. My head injuries make me confused sometimes. I forget what day or month it is a lot.

Yeah....but just like Covid.....Trump's in charge!! We are so F***'d! I promise to be friendly as we wander the Trump Wastelands looking for food scraps.

My brother went out to get us pizza. I'm running around like a 12 year old happy! 🍕 🤣🤪

I had a Trumphole on FB. "I'm gonna find you." Me "Better Idea. I will send you a fucking plane ticket and pick you up at the airport!" Crickets

Chico the little dog and Max are my brother's dogs. The landlords rescued them but had to move and couldn't take them with. So they became ours.

On Tuesday night, we won our election by 57 points. On Wednesday morning, I traveled to the New York State Capitol to be sworn into office and seated as the Assemblymember for the 36th District. I'll be back in Albany tomorrow to continue fighting for the people of Astoria and Long Island City.

Jasmine Crockett came all the way from Texas to endorse Xavier Becerra. It was on @nbcla.com and all over social media — her endorsement speech was so good. Becerra has massive support from a wide, racially diverse base of California voters. Becerra is not, has never been a “centrist”

Habe zwar kein Wort verstanden... dennoch herzliche Gratulation an Dara und Bulgarien, Bangaranga!

Chicago giving police this kind of attitude could not have been on anyone’s 2025 bucket list. Give it to em Chi-town. 😂 Love y’all. 💙

Das Handwerk braucht Unterstützung! Die Regierung muss endlich handeln. Zum Beispiel mit günstigem Strom für alle Betriebe. Gerade auch den Nachwuchs darf die Regierung nicht im Regen stehen lassen. Politik fürs Handwerk stärkt den Wirtschaftsstandort! #Handwerk #Strompreis #Wirtschaft

We are preparing for another record-setting hot summer, just like the past 10 years (each year has set new records for hottest temperatures). Thank you for supporting small business businesses; you make it possible for us to keep growing. #farmlife #familyfarm #climatechange

Uncover secrets 🔍 and seek justice with Buck Taylor in his most gripping case yet! Are you ready for the thrill? 📚✨ #ColdJustice #LinkInBioToShop #BuckTaylorMystery #ColdJusticeBook

Hey, Roderick Strong, I’m going to the store. What kind of juice did you want? Roddy: #AEW 🤼‍♂️

There is heavy destruction in the Lebanese town of Kfarhata, following intense airstrikes by Israel. The attacks mark another series of violations to the ceasefire agreement by Israel.

🐰:“Você pode pensar nisso como um visual de motociclista dos anos 90, e atrás está escrito o meu nome. E a calça, a cor é muito bonita, sinto que vou usar bastante... Eu adorei” Fofo ele descrevendo a roupa da coleção dele para Calvin Klein!

No one is above the law, not even the President. As Governor, I’ll defend Wisconsin communities from ICE’s abuses and unlawful overreach to ensure that the rule of law is protected. #MissyForWI #WIGOV #WisDems

Pahahaha 🤭😂 Das war jetzt klar oder?

You can craft with items from your storage in Subnautica 2. Thank you, @unknownworlds.bsky.social!🫡 #Subnautica2 #TwitchClips #Gaming

My Hamburg is finally *sigh* getting its first school zone—a project that, despite years of planning, almost fell victim to the so-called "parking moratorium": all measures aimed at transforming parking lots into living spaces are reviewed. Do you have something like that where you live?

today we moved some of the tadpoles, only little ones I could find with my son moved them into the South pond that we covered with wire mesh. Don’t worry the frogs won’t drowned. We put burlap on the sides and we will have PVC pipe running out of the pond that the frogs can climb into.

Latest recording as of just now. The mini game itself functions how I want but there's still things to add from the larger game. #gamedev #gbstudio

#StoptheWar The future of the humanity cannot be in the hands of discursive, crinkled leaders!

The biggest difference between the digital currency era and the Swiss financial system lies in the principle of confidentiality. The digital currency system emphasizes that everyone's funds should be secure and confidential, but bad actors' money cannot enter;

As organizations grow and decentralize, traditional #DataGovernance often falls short. We provide scalable solutions for quality, compliance, and usability without slowing you down. 🌊 Empower your org with automated, transparent governance! #AltumWave #AI #Compliance

Black women are constantly told to advocate for themselves in healthcare. That is real. But sometimes the issue is bigger than self-advocacy. Sometimes the system is not built to catch us the same way. Do not let one test result shut the whole conversation down.

Watch out for this guy, longtime known suspected stalker and thug with very deranged and demented behavior. Working for Essex Properties, Crunch Fitness and 51 Baltimore for witness intimidation and harassment. Believed to be mentally unstable and dangerous.

🌉 A new railway bridge supporting a four-way roundabout above the West Coast Main Line in Stockport has reopened after a year-long overhaul. As part of the project, a much-admired mosaic was retained and reinstalled: 👉 https://bit.ly/4sBPpwd #TimelapseTuesday

Taking It Down returns in their weekly slot with more dong talk than can even be necessary: 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' ends perfectly; 'Shrinking' may have improved; 'How to Get to Heaven From Belfast' could be more than a mystery. It's all on this week's episode! thealabamatake.com/p...

I was in Blaine for the Highway 65 Reconstruction Project groundbreaking. These four highway overpasses (combo of state, federal & local funding) will finally & vastly improve one of the most dangerous stretches of road in Minnesota. Less congestion, less traffic lights and safe driving. YES!

Happy Sunday! God is Good! ☀️ …and no matter what happens with redistricting this week, He’s got a plan! 🙏

Trump supporter is SHOCKED that the Leopard ATE HER FACE!

Fox: April saw a big jump in inflation tied to gas prices. Inflation is wiping out wages. If you look at the income levels last month, flat. Spending levels way up.

🏛️ Take action: demand Congress stop Trump’s ballroom before it moves forward. Government should never become a stage for one man’s ego while communities are told there is not enough money for basic needs. actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... #TrumpCorruption #PublicTrust

voicesforgaza1 Gaza's hospitals under fire. Healthcare workers jailed, but their voices won't be silenced. Resilience in the face of devastation. #Gaza #StandWithGaza #HealthcareHeroes #HumanitarianCrisis #FreePalestine #VoicesOfGaza

Guess it finally got cold up north. #Birds #Birding #CedarWaxwing

It takes a team, and I’m lucky to have this one.

Un fan veut savoir qui est le meilleur entre Guéla Doué et son frère… la réponse du latéral de Strasbourg est étonnante 🤔

#Trump #Anti-Christ #DV1 #ProudBlue #Satire

To Order: www.finishinglinepress.com/product/i-ha... I Have One Student celebrates the classroom as a community of characters, each of them distinct, unique, many of them unforgettable. As a teacher, Mary Ellen Redmond never stops thinking about… #Poetry #Englishteacher #Poems #IHaveOneStudent

To those who played the original Wii version, how tiring was it to play Skyward Sword with all the motion control sword swingin’ required?

Trump & Vance are calling the US a Christian nation. What do you think of that? Teach your children, friends & family what the founders said. Freedom of religion is a beautiful thing. It separated us from many oppressive regimes. Are we going to lose that?

Trump’s “Sleepy Joe” attacks come back to haunt him

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thanks for the English lesson and your understanding of if you are using technology

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In a recent PCC webinar, surprise guest Dr. Jake Quinton outlined CMS's belief that primary care payment should go beyond just doctor’s visits, with APCM allowing for payment flexibility. More in a discussion with him and other health leaders ⬇️ thepcc.pub/apcmadopters

Ask Jeet ☯️ addendum #qna #qnavideo #askjeet #mindful #philosophy

Iran Claims Drone Attack on Cargo Vessel Near Iraq's Umm Qasr For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

MN House Speaker and GOP gubernatorial candidate Lisa Demuth refuses to rule out a pardon for Derek Chauvin: "There's a lot that goes into any type of pardon decision."

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Last year Parliament passed legislation to cover diabetes and contraceptive medications through our public healthcare system. Budget 2025 promised to protect pharmacare—but didn't allocate any money to it. The Liberals must keep their word and fund pharmacare for all Canadians.

🔥 Ukrainian deep strikes in St. Petersburg successfully targeted the Russian guided-missile corvette "Boykiy" and hit the Veleshchinsky dry dock, striking the historic "cradle of the Russian Navy."

if this wasn't real, it would be so beyond being on the nose it's almost a finger inserted inside the nose as is, it is beyond just being a remarkable metaphor

2XKO pov you're trapped in thresh’s lantern for 60 seconds