Find the strongest bottle of liquor I have at hand, so that I can get very, VERY drunk. I mean, really, what else are you gonna do in the presence of strippers made of cake?

Me, when I notice that you got to see Luther Ronzoni Vandross live:

I don't even live in Los Angeles, and my response to these film bros in the voting booth is...

You're welcome, Nina!

Bacon (regular or turkey) Eggs Hash brown Cheese (American or cheddar) Salt Pepper Ketchup Chipotle mayo On a roll or whole wheat bread (toasted, of course)

Me, watching this entire freestyle:

..................................Laser booty hole. (I truly am gonna miss your weird questions-asking ass #OnHere, please know that. No matter how much I'm shaking my head at you right now like Bunk in this GIF.)

#TheMandalorianAndGrogu opens in theaters this weekend. Which is a perfect opportunity for us to open our wallets and give back to the children as they look to us for guidance.

I don't know or care if this is actually true or not. But the thought of being limited to only 50 tweets a day if you don't pay for Twitter, and no longer being able to live-tweet TV shows, sporting events, awards shows, or anything else that your timeline is watching and talking about is just...

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

Great communication from Duncan Robinson here. Gets the playcall and is right in Paul Reed's ear. Pretty sure they went Wide (call for the pindown), Robinson is letting him know there's a Flare this time. Tells him to stay high. Mobley helps on the flare, Reed open on the roll

"Living with Humans" by Kal Fulsom a.co/d/ddaGXP1 Book 02 of the SHIFTERS series. A compelling story of two species, Humans & Elysians. A science fiction tale, weaving together personal relationships, cultural clashes, libertine lifestyles, new technology, and futurism.

"Living with Humans" by Kal Fulsom a.co/d/ddaGXP1 Book 02 of the SHIFTERS series. A compelling story of two species, Humans & Elysians. A science fiction tale, weaving together personal relationships, cultural clashes, libertine lifestyles, new technology, and futurism.

Need a protest sign for NO KINGS 3? Wake Up Sonoma is hosting a community poster-making session. 📍 Sonoma Community Center – Room 110 🗓 Monday, March 9 ⏰ 1–3 PM Materials available or bring your own. Come make something bold together.

Fact Check: Trump Did NOT Write That 'Nobody Knows God Better Than Me' And That 'Nobody Is Loved More By God Than Me' #CheckTok #DonaldTrump #TruthSocial #FactCheck #ViralMeme leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2...

Man United transfer updates, Spurs playoff victory, and FIFA ticket developments #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

The moment every Bolton fan dreamed of 🤍 Playoff trophy lifted at Wembley. Championship football secured 🏆

Just like the economy they be taxing all my shit #Balatro

IT'S TOO QUIET: Thousands of Broome County residents worked at this site on Main Street in Westover for several decades. All that came to a sudden end when floodwaters wrecked Air Force Plant 59 on September 7, 2011. Watch the video and read the WNBF News story: wnbf.com/bae-systems-...

Look what else you can do with some old #restaurant #baskets & some old #bar #coasters

❗️🇨🇳🇷🇺 putin arrived on a visit to Beijing, China. #putin #Russia #China #Beijing

Am I a misfit? Maybe that’s the name, I never learned to play the social game. My nose in a book, not in the herd, Small talk’s a language I never preferred. Understood by only a few, And honestly, that will do. #saturdayfeeling #saturdaymotivation #writer #thoughts #poem #poetry #vss365 #misfit

Reform are too barmy even for the Barmy Army

Anyway - the production values for this special are insane. This is from "Lab Animal." This story was in both the book and the special, and it's creepy in both, but the show junks the "realistic" visuals for something more Don Bluth-y. Somehow this makes it SCARIER.

Customer service is so bad you can’t even complain without risking your food. Robots don’t take forever. They don’t snap back. They just do the job. People aren’t scared of robots. They’re scared of being replaced for not caring. Full conversation: https://youtube.com/live/-QzBH1nqa8w?feature=share

With my kids crying from hunger and their innocent tears running dry, rats&snakes surround our tent.My husband is critically injured in the hospital,&I suffer from heart disease. We only need £300 to rent a room&save my kids before it’s too late. Save my kids from death🥹🥹 chuffed.org/project/lobnah

‼️🇺🇦🎥 Kyiv après les attaques russes de la nuit⤵️ Le maire Klitschko: Il y a déjà 56 victimes dont 30 hospitalisées dans les 🏥 de la ville. Parmi les victimes, 2 enfants💔 Les ⛑️ sont toujours en train de déblayer les décombres sur certains sites🙏 ⤵️🇬🇧 1/2

This was my reaction to gaming news today:

#spacepunk

The U.S. fentanyl crisis is like a Hollywood blockbuster; political theater is more thrilling than saving lives.

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Had a great day out at the One Of A Kind Spring Show here in Chicago at The Mart. Got to meet some new vendors and visit with favorites. There are mentions and tags on my Instagram post, so if you see something of interest please check them out. #oneofakindshowchicago #todaysadventure

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Which side are you on, @governor.ny.gov?

AWESOME! A baby deer was moments from being swept away in Indiana floodwaters when Fire Captain Joe Sinclair jumped in to save her. “I’m sure she was just as relieved as we were,” Sinclair said. “I feel like any rescue is part of my job description.” Heroes don't always wear capes. Sometimes 1/2

Happy Mother’s Day Dropping the latest Substack part 5 on Claude Set Up guide This is about usage and to optimise your pro account so you don’t chomp through your tokens so quickly.

The Undressing of a Moon is a lullaby for the brokenhearted. It addresses the human desire for love while depicting how trauma…. #poetry #book #moon #love #music song healing self-love hope Elaine Nadal is Poet Laureate of Milford, CT. To Order: www.finishinglinepress.com/product/the-...

Biggest cultural divide in America today is whether you think this clip is scary or cool as hell

Darling, that is a compliment. "never be quiet" by rupi kaur, from her book home body. #poetryreading #opinion #bigideas #galaxybrain #soothingvoice

Deb O’Neill unloads on ASIC’s Sarah Court for continuing to let PwC & KPMG “run ASIC round & round” at taxpayer expense after Court says it’ll be hard to investigate KPMG’s latest tender-rigging scandal coz they hire expensive lawyers “It’s an outrageous proposition”🔥 #auspol

China's robots race past the U.S.?

Earlier, the Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Office shared more information about aid cuts. @mikekanemp.bsky.social asked the Foreign Secretary an important question about the Government's plans to tackle the global debt crisis while referencing our campaign for a Debt Justice Law.

KCCI crews are at the federal courthouse in Des Moines today for Ian Roberts' sentencing. The former DMPS superintendent has pleaded guilty to falsely claiming to be a U.S. citizen and illegally possessing firearms MORE: https://t.ly/0IQw2 

Yes, it's horrifying 😱

Sooooo Max. If TK comes to you and says that Darby is going over, for the love of graps… you know what to do. #AEW #AEWDynamite 🤼

Ya know what I MAY have had a hand in that accidentally hilarious start to the mission

Me: "So, Jango? How'd I do against the Stormtroopers? And did I handle my blasters and jetpack well?" Jango: "You did quite well. And you handle that jetpack and those Westar-34s like a Mandalorian. You've certainly got what it takes to be one."

Speak, friend, and enter.

Good night, all 🥱😴

Bash: "The company doing the reflecting pool has a 20% profit margin, .... standard is 6 to 12 percent" Burgum: ..."Fake news is too simple, ...... The Obama administration spent more money. ....Everybody should be celebrating President Trump"

Helping first-time buyers reach the finish line without hiccups is what we do best. Our team focuses on speed, professionalism, and locking in solid rates so you can focus on your new home. Efficiency shouldn't be rare in this industry—it should be the standard. #HomeBuyer #Mortgage #ClientReview

Don’t know about anyone else but this is what I heard when the emergency alert went off #emergencyalert

Happy 1-year anniversary to Sonic 3 :)

#OVERWORKCHAOS || “love us..together..” (Happy Valentine’s Day!!!) || #mannys

If you’re a service member, military spouse, or U.S. citizen living overseas, your vote matters. Register and request your ballot at votefromabroad.org/ before June 6 so you’re ready for the Arizona election. The Arizona Primary is July 21st, but don't wait - register and request your ballot today.

Monica Land is a journalist, producer, and niece of civil rights icon Fannie Lou Hamer. Land remembers the inspiring life of the Mississippi voting rights activist who asked “Is this America?” #WeAreAmerica250

A career path most people never really hear explained until someone says it out loud like this. Watch the podcast or listen wherever you get your podcasts. #ForeignService #Diplomacy #Politics #Podcast

#football #athlete #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/23jhq45d

After listening to the Iraola interview... #LFC