..................................Laser booty hole. (I truly am gonna miss your weird questions-asking ass #OnHere, please know that. No matter how much I'm shaking my head at you right now like Bunk in this GIF.)

And make sure to put on your best soccer cleats so you can kick Uncle Randy's balls all the way into outer space when you tell him why he can't fucking come over anymore.

I think we all know who the "someone" was who made that comment:

#WonderWoman opened in theaters nine years ago today.

Warner Bros. is really going above and beyond to promote #Lanterns, huh?

People on social media: "I'm so fucking sick of AMC Theatres and their horrible app making it difficult for us to buy tickets to movies like #TheOdyssey. They need to fix all their servers by the time DUNE 3 and AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY start selling tickets, or I'm fucking done with them." AMC Theatres:

A bunch of random thoughts about #DaredevilBornAgain now that the season is over: - Daredevil's black armored suit? (chef's kiss) - The only thing better than seeing Daredevil beat the shit out of ICE agents--er, I mean ATVF agents, is seeing Bullseye kill them, and to the music of Billy Joel.

#TheLateShow #StephenColbert

You're welcome, Nina!

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The 149th annual Dixon May Fair is underway through Sunday. Learn more about the event: https://www.kcra.com/article/dixon-may-fair-celebrates-149-years-what-to-know-about-the-event/71254432 

Demokratska stranka deli balone “Studenti pobeđuju” kod tehničkih fakulteta.

🐟💸FISH MONEY💸🐟 I voice both fish monster bounty hunting sisters, Girla and Milly, in the CalArts animated short film FISH MONEY by Gen Funes! All power, all chaos 😎🦈 Watch now on YouTube: youtu.be/BEYR3T2pH8k?...

🚨 Crimes de guerre russes Ils jettent les gens à la rue. À Marioupol, les occupants russes obligent les résidents à quitter leurs appartements et apposent des avis d'expulsion sur les portes pour avoir refusé d'obtenir le passeport russe.

RP• @deardeanpublishing Madam VP is absolutely right. #midterms #democrats #kamalaharris #republicans

A battle of the giants this week as we welcome two of our biggest vessels - @princesscruise.bsky.social Majestic and @msccruisesofficial.bsky.social Preziosa - on consecutive days, plus first calls of the season from a host of others. @visitbelfast.bsky.social Visit https://bit.ly/4kTti0O

If you need to get fired up for Opening Day, just go visit your nearest Hall location and they’ll take care of you Are you not hyped???

Your OpenAI and Anthropic weekly digest (Week 16, 2026) OpenAI announced Cloudflare Agent Cloud partnership with OpenAI frontier models including GPT-5.4, Agents SDK update with native sandbox execution and model-native harness

260526 BTS wins 'Artist of The Year' at AMAs! our forever artist💜 #BTS

Sub Zero Project Set Nummer eins und ich mittendrin 🎉

Mouse Mindfulness 4/29/26 🐭💜 Protecting your peace should always come first🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #quotes #protectyourpeace

Uh, hey, guys. We cool? 😅😅😅

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😞 Sure. Where?

@sherrydrauniam.bsky.social @listentothyself.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "NO MORE" THURSDAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

He’s angry! Why? #USA #USPOLI #cdnpoli 🚩Pls note, this is not for all… the Profanity is intense. 🚩

Your relationship shapes your child’s emotional safety. Children feel secure when they see love, connection, and joy between parents. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcBaZdZsiU

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! POISONRANA TO THE FLOOR!!! 😱 #AEWDoN

ICYMI: ⚠️ $90M for private schools is terrible public policy, but it makes political sense for Alberta’s Conservatives @djclimenhaga.bsky.social #abpoli 🔗 rabble.ca/politics/can...

2025 was a year that tested science's place in the world. International Science Council's CEO, Salvatore Aricò, reflects on the year's achievements and the responsibilities of science in a changing world.

This nano facial steamer delivers a fine mist that hydrates, soothes, and keeps your skin looking fresh—even over makeup 😍 It’s like a mini spa moment you can carry anywhere. 👉 Grab yours now at rizabeautytools.com #HydrationBoost #GlowingSkinDaily #SkincareOnTheGo #FreshFaceFeel #BeautyEssentials

They shot this scene trying to justify it by Marguerite explaining what the line is. The thing is, Marguerite has been in Challenger's position several times and she always uses it to sneak her way in as an inside man. What makes her think Challenger isn't doing the same?

@dc2daylight.bsky.social This is how you make an Ultra Pro Max car. 😂

Ich bin gleich wieder LIVE! 💜 Hilfst du mir, meine Schwester Yonah zu finden? 👀✨️ Ich hab das Gefühl, wir sind nah dran~ 😈 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 👿 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #nier #nierreplicant

It's Time for a Change in Texas Leadership. We know that big money tries to buy our politicians. It's amazing what a $3 million "donation" will get you. #goodwin4tx #candan #TurnTexasBlue

Protests at Delaney Detention Center, this was posted an hour ago. #dismantleice

Somebody has created a GOING HOME PARTY SIGN UP SHEET to CELEBRATE when Donald J. Trump kicks the bucket. The Internet does NOT give a FUCK about shit! 😂😂😂 #WhereDoWeSign😒

“A big thanks to you all.” @marcfoshrestaurant ¡Los queremos muchísimo! Son muy especiales. Hasta el próximo año.#realfriendships #amigosverdaderos #lasrozasdemadrid #pasteleriamanacor #yourcoffeeguy

.@JoezMcfLy almost broke the chain he's been waiting three years to give to Ronald Acuña Jr. Presented by @NationalPro

Hiiii ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ 🎨: @mystavt.bsky.social 🖤: @emuuki.com #Live2D

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Moi devant vos blousques...

we’re honored to continue building something special with Coach Charles Lee 🐝 Original post

ENRAGED TO ENGAGED ✊ Turn energy into action at our April Members’ Meetup & Civic Action Fair. Find your role in the fight for democracy, and support our Inasmuch Ministry donation drive. 🌊 🗓️ 4/14 | 5:30–8:30 PM 📍 Psi Ote Upper Pavilion #IndivisibleNEI #FortWayne #CivicAction

The @nytimes.com reporting reveals more about the dysfunction and poor leadership at the Supreme Court. These revelations underscore the brilliant observations of @mjsdc.bsky.social , @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app , and @nanagyamfi.bsky.social at our 14th Amendment Ctr symposium last week.

January has been anything but dry, and Ardingly Reservoir is now full. Yet Mid Sussex residents are still under a hosepipe ban. Please sign my petition calling for the hosepipe ban to be lifted. South East Water need to lift the ban now! www.midsussexlibdems.org.uk/campaigns/en...

Is Thelma Schoonmaker the greatest film editor ever? 🎞️ 🤩 We revisit her interview on the Take in our International Women's Day special, in partnership with Vanguard 🛡️ 🎥 Celebrating the work of women filmmakers we love 🎬 🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/39b207 📺 Watch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrXE...

Redid it to work with my new overlay! Separated the parts, created a more dynamic visual. I did remove the scrolling of the background, which while great, I don't think matters enough here to push on myself right now. Again, credit to @kaizengameworks.com for the concept and inspiration! PLAY IT!

🌍 INCiSioN Weekly Global Surgery Quiz!🩺 Week 14 Think you know global surgery? Test your skills with this week’s quiz and challenge fellow advocates worldwide! 💪 ➡️ Join via our story/highlights/posts ➡️ Tag @InciSioNGlobal and your local chapter #INCiSioN #GlobalSurgery #SurgeryQuiz #FutureSurgeons

Bro we straight up jamming at the transit conference.

GB4, Saturday and Sunday 4a-8a CST. Let's finish the story. link in pro. #gamingwithgeekgeek #twitchtv #gundambreaker4 #gundamgame #gamingcommunity #GB4 #geekgeek #bandainamco #gundamcommunity #twitchstreamer #gundam #gunpla #gundammodelkit #customgunpla #sunrise #nintendo #twitch #nintendoswitch

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A clip from my recent set in the Trans Christian Andersen & Friends new trans & queer comics showcase, as part of the Sydney Comedy Festival (yes, I am going to be repeatedly telling people I've performed at the festival).

it's been like an hour and i feel like this now

GitHub confirms ~3,800 internal repos breached via a poisoned VS Code extension. TeamPCP linked to the attack. 🚨 #cybersecurity Source: https://it.slashdot.org/story/26/05/20/197246/githubs-internal-repos-breached-via-employees-use-of-malicious-vs-code-extension

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. How does that happen to a Nintendo Switch?!

Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique! - Introduction Welcome back to the 26th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique!” will tell you about emptying the mind via...

Not me ending the week with the "New Rule" filter about the men of One Piece and absolutely losing it at every one. 👀 Now off to watch more One Piece with Erin 😇

I’m proud that my team has returned more than $6 MILLION in backlogged tax refunds, Social Security checks, VA benefits, and more to residents in the Seventh District.   If you are facing an issue with a federal agency, please reach out to my office. We are here to help!