A lot more teachers need to tell these high school students that if they even DREAM of trying to flirt and hook up with them? They need to wake up, apologize, and go back to jerking off into their gym socks.

All right, #IsGodIs. Let's see what you've got.

What could possibly go wrong with A.I. being trusted to fly and control aircraft?

Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

And as a bonus: We don't have to wait two or three years for the next season to arrive on our screens. #ThePitt

Allowing work that has A.I. in it to be nominated for the highest honor in all of comic books?

And make sure to put on your best soccer cleats so you can kick Uncle Randy's balls all the way into outer space when you tell him why he can't fucking come over anymore.

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

All I have to add to the discourse is that if you refused to vote for Kamala or Hillary for whatever bullshit reasons you had then and now, but you're standing ten toes down for a misogynistic neo-Nazi fuckboy like Graham Platner? You cannot be trusted, and I don't want to hear anything from you.

#TheOdyssey

It’s logical that change feels uncomfortable. Your brain is wired to prefer familiarity — even when that familiarity isn’t good for you. Growth often feels like instability before it feels like freedom. 💙 #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #4mattsmf #kobe

Donald Trump's repeated threats of war crimes against Iran, including targeting every child, baby, pregnant woman, and person, have been dismissed by the world due to his history of empty pronouncements. #DonaldTrump #Iran #WarCrimes #EmptyThreats #Politics

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BREAKING NEWS: Universal Studios goes racist and our theme park expert is here to explain why this is a good thing. youtu.be/XCjqMkRO244?...

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Steven Spielberg wonders why he hasn't had an experience with non-human intelligence. "I've made all of these movies where I’ve played an ambassadorial role. They've never shown themselves to me. Why is that? It’s so unfair."

Nadia is showing off the Mandalorian Voice-Changing Helmet and the Beskar finish is so shiny you can practically use it as a mirror! This full-scale adult replica is packed with detail, featuring over 10 character phrases and a built-in voice changer.

Trump's Reflecting Pool repairs now cost $13.1 million. His handpicked contractor was originally supposed to do it for $1.8 million.

Bloomington Illinois representing at today’s No Kings!

A week ago, Jerry left Ben & Jerry's. Thanks to everyone who has sent their support. Keep sharing to get the word out and #FreeBenAndJerrys!

Pre-op education matters. 📱🧠 See how a simple digital tool improved patient knowledge before pituitary surgery in this evidence-based project. Read the article: vist.ly/4payv #neuronursing #evidencebasedpractice #patienteducation

Wait for it .... 11 seconds and BOOM! Some breathtaking footage from Fuego 🇬🇹 and @boisestate.bsky.social scientists in this great science update on infrasound sensors. eos.org/science-upda...

Your OpenAI and Anthropic weekly digest (Week 16, 2026) OpenAI announced Cloudflare Agent Cloud partnership with OpenAI frontier models including GPT-5.4, Agents SDK update with native sandbox execution and model-native harness

Breaking news: The Menands fire house on 250 Broadway caught on fire this Sunday afternoon/evening. Stay with CBS6 as we learn more from the chief at 11 p.m. tonight.

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𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗔𝗜 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗮𝗻 𝗺𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆?🤖 This is the last post of our #CitiesInMotionVI campaign, and we explore #ArtificialIntelligence. We see #cities testing smart solutions, like Geo for Cities or digital Traffic Circulation Plans, while with #LIST we analyse the implications of #AI 🚦 🔗 buff.ly/8CQ9VwA

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Aaron Judge lays out to keep the game scoreless in the eighth!

ICYMI: ⚠️ $90M for private schools is terrible public policy, but it makes political sense for Alberta’s Conservatives @djclimenhaga.bsky.social #abpoli 🔗 rabble.ca/politics/can...

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Crazy assholes! — this is how President Zelenskyy commented on yesterday's russian attack on Kyiv and the region.

The good news is that Future? No Thanks! runs perfectly on Steam Deck. The bad news:

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the insanity continues. fk the left. @mattvanswol Meet Jena Salem, a physician in DeKalb County GA. A man with over 40 PREVIOUS CHARGES cut her electricity, jumped on her bed, strangled her, slit her throat, st*bbed her in the chest, and then se*ually assaulted her.

New Mexicans deserve a senator that will fight for them! Did you know there's a list of 21 bills with over 80% approval nationally, that STILL haven't been passed? This is absolutely shameful! #TooPissedOffToBeBoughtOff #MattDodsonforUSSenate #WorkersOverBillionaires #VoteNewMexico

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Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday: who needs the Polar Express when you can have a Pola Sexpest? A VIEW TO A KILL (1985)

• New fire rules should help, someday • California’s big oil spill and climate problem • Big Oil’s climate ads have lied for 25 years More in this week’s free, plain language newsletter with climate change news and analysis for Santa Cruz County, California, 9-minute read at cruzclimate.com

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A boy is playing the accordion and performing the Ukrainian song “How Could One Not Love You, My Kyiv” near the shopping mall in Lukianivka that was destroyed in a Russian attack on May 24, while raising money for the Ukrainian military. #Ukraine is unbreakable. Video: Telegram / Реальний Київ

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👀 14 pounds in one year. Onlookers are dissecting the newly released White House medical memo on the President’s health. #WalterReed #DonaldTrump

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January has been anything but dry, and Ardingly Reservoir is now full. Yet Mid Sussex residents are still under a hosepipe ban. Please sign my petition calling for the hosepipe ban to be lifted. South East Water need to lift the ban now! www.midsussexlibdems.org.uk/campaigns/en...

From VHS horror to cursed sports tournament: – Mummies in baseball caps – Stadiums with flickering jumbotrons – Spikes included (of course) That’s SPORTAL. Demo’s almost here... full devlog in comments. 👇 #indiegame #gamedev #fps

🐺Viele Geschichten umfassen die Klonkriege und Viele Helden Traten aus ihnen hervor🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

Nova Roma's job board lets you control worker behavior without getting bogged down in micromanagement systems. Here's a quick guide on managing jobs to maximize worker productivity! Nova Roma is now available in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2426530/Nova_Roma/

100,000 soldiers annihilated! The terrified Empress faces a bloody court mystery 👉more👉 youtu.be/JDz3x7vLk6Q #direnjie #engdub #mysterydrama #cdrama #detectivedirenjie

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Friday Weight check #22 #keto

GitHub confirms ~3,800 internal repos breached via a poisoned VS Code extension. TeamPCP linked to the attack. 🚨 #cybersecurity Source: https://it.slashdot.org/story/26/05/20/197246/githubs-internal-repos-breached-via-employees-use-of-malicious-vs-code-extension

Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique! - Introduction Welcome back to the 26th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Empty Your Mind with This Simple Diaphragmatic Breathing Technique!” will tell you about emptying the mind via...

Faisons un point sur le phénomène El Niño, qui pourrait revenir cet été, ainsi que ses conséquences à l'échelle globale.

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Fired ’60 Minutes’ star Scott Pelley blows whistle on CBS executives for ‘falsehoods and bias’ [Edit] Rachel Maddow and a panel of her MS NOW colleagues react to a statement from Scott Pelley following the news of his departure from the network. June 2, 2026 www.ms.now/ms-now/watch... MS NOW

Swedish 🇸🇪 Navy has similar ideas Live-fire torpedoes from an unmanned combat boat #CB90 The purpose is to evaluate the torpedo against enemy surface combatants as a possible weapon for Amphibian Battalion 2030. The torpedo firing is conducted together with FMV, FOI, and Saab.

Ranking Stafox characters by hotness. Do you agree with us?! ⬇️ #starfox #nintendo #rankthecharacters #gaming #starfoxadventures

💥 The St. Petersburg Oil Terminal was attacked in St. Petersburg. 1/3