Find the strongest bottle of liquor I have at hand, so that I can get very, VERY drunk. I mean, really, what else are you gonna do in the presence of strippers made of cake?

Drake really felt the need to drop HOW MANY ALBUMS?!?!

I get that ONE LAST KILL is kinda a soft reboot for those who forgot/didn't watch THE PUNISHER on Netflix, but it's still somewhat repetitive to see Frank yet again kill more people responsible for his family's deaths (which he did in Season 1) and again decide whether to embrace being The Punisher.

All right, #IsGodIs. Let's see what you've got.

There are many reasons why I was and still am happy that ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE was released and got to see the light of day. One of those reasons is that it got Zack Snyder to appear on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT, so that Zack and Stephen could (jokingly) say this to Warner Bros.

I know Bluesky isn't perfect, and I damn sure know that too many people in charge of this app are in dire need of having some sense knocked into them by Homey the Clown. (If you don't recognize that reference, ask your parents.) But if you ask me to choose between the Nazi bar and the echo chamber?

Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

This is the CTU from "24" hiring moles to work for them on purpose.

I don't even live in Los Angeles, and my response to these film bros in the voting booth is...

Frog people juke joint. (And Remmick from SINNERS ain't gonna be allowed in that one, either.)

It’s logical that change feels uncomfortable. Your brain is wired to prefer familiarity — even when that familiarity isn’t good for you. Growth often feels like instability before it feels like freedom. 💙 #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #4mattsmf #kobe

Why is health insurance tied to your job at all? Dr. LaVeist challenges a system that shapes who gets care—and who doesn’t. #TheSkinYoureIn

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On November 16, 1956, Tom And Jerry aired what would later be seen as its darkest/philosophical episode, in what otherwise was a comedy for children. Original post

If someone keeps fathering children but never sticking around, we have a word for that and it's not flattering. Why do we use a different word when they do it with companies? @skriptble.me fallthrough.fm/65 #StartupCulture #Founders

The 149th annual Dixon May Fair is underway through Sunday. Learn more about the event: https://www.kcra.com/article/dixon-may-fair-celebrates-149-years-what-to-know-about-the-event/71254432 

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Steven Spielberg wonders why he hasn't had an experience with non-human intelligence. "I've made all of these movies where I’ve played an ambassadorial role. They've never shown themselves to me. Why is that? It’s so unfair."

On #WorldPressFreedomDay, we reaffirm our commitment to protecting journalists and media freedom. The message is clear: stronger coordination, prevention & lasting solutions are needed to keep journalists safe. www.coe.int/en/web/porta...

The moment a missile struck a residential high-rise in Kyiv. In the Desnianskyi district, the enemy attack also damaged a supermarket building, according to Tkachenko. #Kyiv #Ukraine #missileattake

A battle of the giants this week as we welcome two of our biggest vessels - @princesscruise.bsky.social Majestic and @msccruisesofficial.bsky.social Preziosa - on consecutive days, plus first calls of the season from a host of others. @visitbelfast.bsky.social Visit https://bit.ly/4kTti0O

Reporter Wrote About Patel's Drinking. Now the FBI Is Investigating Her.

Liv’s finger (alongside her head bump) is in serious danger of having their own solo career ☺️🤣🙌🏻

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Your relationship shapes your child’s emotional safety. Children feel secure when they see love, connection, and joy between parents. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcBaZdZsiU

Thousands of Reindeer Halt Norwegian Highway in Majestic Migration surging over both lanes of the E6 This twice-yearly event, managed by the indigenous Sámi people, prioritizes wildlife safety through traffic coordination and warning signs, making collisions rare.

www.instagram.com/reel/DLILR6P... 🇺🇦 #Ukraine #news #video #POW #war #surgery #crime #doctor #body #WarCrimes #soldier #world #russia #captivity

2025 was a year that tested science's place in the world. International Science Council's CEO, Salvatore Aricò, reflects on the year's achievements and the responsibilities of science in a changing world.

This nano facial steamer delivers a fine mist that hydrates, soothes, and keeps your skin looking fresh—even over makeup 😍 It’s like a mini spa moment you can carry anywhere. 👉 Grab yours now at rizabeautytools.com #HydrationBoost #GlowingSkinDaily #SkincareOnTheGo #FreshFaceFeel #BeautyEssentials

When we build more housing, as we are proposing to do in Kylemore, we need to provide schools for the children who will live there. Frustratingly, this is entirely out of our hands as councillors, and the Department of Education does not inspire confidence...

It's Time for a Change in Texas Leadership. We know that big money tries to buy our politicians. It's amazing what a $3 million "donation" will get you. #goodwin4tx #candan #TurnTexasBlue

Consider yourself very lucky that you can't see us in the studio because you will either be horrified or aroused at an inappropriate degree. #oreo #doublestuff #cookies #podcast #foodreview #dessert

If you’re antifascist the government considers you a terrorist now

I mean really…

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These lawmakers are turning their backs on our values, undermining our democracy, and putting countless people — including constituents like you and me — directly in harm’s way. This is a choice, and it’s a dangerous one. app.sosha.ai/s/Wo04hmbx

"You can't support the veteran while undermining the worker that helps them. Their dignity is inseparable." - Craig Romanovich @aflcio.org House Democrats will always stand with VA employees.

From sea to shining sea 🇺🇸💙🌊 #NoKings #NoKingsNewburyportMA #Newburyport #Massachusetts

trackaipac.com/shame 🇵🇸😢🇱🇧😢🇹🇷😢🇪🇬 trackaipac.com/2028

Cloud's mom has got it goin' on. 😳 ➡️ www.twitch.tv/yaboiedgee #Vclip #VTok #VTuberClips #TwitchClip #babiniku #VTuber #ENVTuber #Vsky #FinalFantasy #FFVII #FF7

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January has been anything but dry, and Ardingly Reservoir is now full. Yet Mid Sussex residents are still under a hosepipe ban. Please sign my petition calling for the hosepipe ban to be lifted. South East Water need to lift the ban now! www.midsussexlibdems.org.uk/campaigns/en...

Redid it to work with my new overlay! Separated the parts, created a more dynamic visual. I did remove the scrolling of the background, which while great, I don't think matters enough here to push on myself right now. Again, credit to @kaizengameworks.com for the concept and inspiration! PLAY IT!

Nick's arms...WTFrick! 😲🫨 #heman #nick #workout #feralfriday Credit to original creator of clips

Still Writing Checks in 2025? The Debate Nobody Asked For 😂 - Visit https://oldhippiemedia.com/ for the rest of my content and much more.

From VHS horror to cursed sports tournament: – Mummies in baseball caps – Stadiums with flickering jumbotrons – Spikes included (of course) That’s SPORTAL. Demo’s almost here... full devlog in comments. 👇 #indiegame #gamedev #fps

🐺Viele Geschichten umfassen die Klonkriege und Viele Helden Traten aus ihnen hervor🙃 Der Eintritt ist frei allerdings betreten auf eigene Gefahr! www.twitch.tv/silvariusplay #silvariusplay #letsplay #livestream #maythe4thbewithyou

Nova Roma's job board lets you control worker behavior without getting bogged down in micromanagement systems. Here's a quick guide on managing jobs to maximize worker productivity! Nova Roma is now available in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2426530/Nova_Roma/

Friday Weight check #22 #keto

Lion Wisdom in Narnia #charliegtv #charliegtvai #detroit #sora2

I’m happy to clarify. President Clinton brought up a conversation he had with Trump in NYC re: Epstein. President Clinton said that Trump told him that he had a falling out with Epstein due to a land dispute. This directly refutes Trump’s claims about why he fell out with Epstein.

This week's episode of This News is So Gay is a MUST-LISTEN! thebuckeyeflame.com/2026/05/27/t...

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. How does that happen to a Nintendo Switch?!

The best feeling in the world is a hug from someone you love.

#navy #hormuz #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/5flp9bil

When your colleagues are also this excited about microscopic wildlife, you know you’ve found your people! 😂🥰 @wildlifebcn.org @the-wildlifetrusts.bsky.social #WorldMicroscopeDay #rotifer #foundmypeople

Crime Stoppers seek public help to identify two individuals who stole alcohol from a San Elizario convenience store in April. Tips can be submitted anonymously for a possible cash reward. More: https://www.ktsm.com/local/el-paso-news/help-sought-to-id-2-buzz-ball-bandits-in-san-elizario/

Her face when she saw clearly with glasses for the first time. Original post

Chosen by Nephilim. Forged by fire. Bound to blessed steel. The Volcan Knights rise here. www.amazon.com/Volcan-Knigh... #fantasyreads #fantasybookclub #bookclubreads #fantasybook #fantasyworld #fantasythriller #readersofinstagram

I always love breaking people’s brains when I tell them Sally Hemings was 15 and TJ’s wife’s half sister.