A lot more teachers need to tell these high school students that if they even DREAM of trying to flirt and hook up with them? They need to wake up, apologize, and go back to jerking off into their gym socks.

This is the CTU from "24" hiring moles to work for them on purpose.

#TheOdyssey

Me, watching this entire freestyle:

Hustle Man: "See, you gotta marinate it for three to two days." I have no interest in eating rotisserie chicken on a cup filled with sauce that looks like Chef Boyardee made it, and without any utensils. But if that's what YOU want to eat? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Me, when I notice that you got to see Luther Ronzoni Vandross live:

I don't even live in Los Angeles, and my response to these film bros in the voting booth is...

Me, reading this skeet:

I don't even live in L.A., and yet the fact that too many people who do live there learned absolutely nothing from President Fuckmuppet being in the White House, and actually want Spencer Pratt to be their next mayor has me like...

When you run ABC, and you find out that your relationship with a powerful showrunner like Shonda Rhimes is ruined because one of your execs has the nerve, the cheek, the audacity, the gumption, and the gall to tell her "Don't you have enough?!" when she requests another VIP pass to Disneyland:

As much as Taylor Hall's OT winner was talked about post-game last night, everyone was also quick to point to his potential game-saving block to end regulation. "He wants to win, so he's doing whatever he has to do to help the team," Rod Brind'Amour said with appreciation.

#EastVillage: time for #Ukrainian #festival

The 149th annual Dixon May Fair is underway through Sunday. Learn more about the event: https://www.kcra.com/article/dixon-may-fair-celebrates-149-years-what-to-know-about-the-event/71254432 

Chris Murphy names the harm plainly: ICE is inflicting trauma and violence—Minneapolis to Texas, block by block. Families terrorized. Communities destabilized. This happens by design and by funding. Congress can stop feeding it today. #FundHealthcareOverICE

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Thanks to one of our amazing volunteers, our pups got to enjoy a special cake treat to celebrate! They loved every bite, but what they’d love most is a forever home. Come meet them today and help them find their happily ever after this National Rescue Dog Day! 🐾 #rescuedogday #nationalrescuedogday

Pre-op education matters. 📱🧠 See how a simple digital tool improved patient knowledge before pituitary surgery in this evidence-based project. Read the article: vist.ly/4payv #neuronursing #evidencebasedpractice #patienteducation

wish yall a happy solstice. our humanity is important and worthy of keeping. there is no ideology, dogma, or reward worth losing it for. to deny the humanity of others is to deny our own, if thats not the selling ones soul, im not sure what is. #humanity #morality #folkart #humanism #pottery

2-0 #Everton #KDH lovely flowing move bar a few bobbles & shinners #UTFT 💙🤍

⭐️MAGAZINE FEATURE! Thank you so much ABA MAX eMagazine for selecting me as the Featured Artist in your November 2025 Issue! 😍🙏 ABA Max November Issue: abaxradio.com/wp-content/u... #ABAMAX #Magazine

fucking craziest take on the space colony ark flashback in any official piece of sonic media. that's just facts, i'm afraid

I'm sorryyyy... CREEPY! #resevil #residentevil #videogaming #fyp #shorts #shortsfeed

Pretty warm here... #pixelart #ドット絵 #1bit #paleoart #heatwave

Speier's two strikeout pitches

🆘 “I am personally proud of the holocaust of Gaza, and that 80 years from now, they will tell their grandchildren what the Jews did" - May Golan, Israeli Minister of Social Equality. If you didn’t believe evil had a face before, now you’re staring right at it.

The worst battles are the ones nobody sees. “The Monster In The Mirror” is about carrying your shame, your secrets, and still trying to become someone better anyway. ⚡ Stream it everywhere. #GraysonVolt #NewMusic

The Furness For You website is dedicated to helping community members stay engaged & connected with everything available in Furness neighbourhoods. #Barrow & the #Furness area have a wealth of resilient & pro-active communities which can help us thrive. furnessforyou.org.uk

Amazon Launches Audio AI and OpenAI Tools as Google Expands Government Access #ai #artificialintelligence #future #machinelearning #ainews

President Trump pardoned convicted #crypto criminal and #Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao after he invested billions of dollars into Trump’s World Liberty Financial venture. If that’s not pay to play, what is?

The FUTR Corporation ($FTRC | #FTRCF | #QA20) is leveraging AI-driven payment technology to help optimize auto loan repayment schedules, with the goal of reducing interest costs for consumers. Watch the interview to learn more: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oap-...

the insanity continues. fk the left. @mattvanswol Meet Jena Salem, a physician in DeKalb County GA. A man with over 40 PREVIOUS CHARGES cut her electricity, jumped on her bed, strangled her, slit her throat, st*bbed her in the chest, and then se*ually assaulted her.

Experience the strangely satisfying sounds of a modern, unmanned book factory! 🎧 Ever wondered how books are made with minimal human touch? This ASMR journey is for you. Dive into the fascinating world of automated production and discover the hidden symphony of machines. Link in bio for the full e…

Prime Minister Keir Starmer of the United Kingdom just found his nuts and spine in this interview. Calling Trump and Putin out for the evil that they bring to this world. I’d add Netanyahu to that regime as well. We need more world leaders talking this talk.💥🔥💥

Ellena Farrow Galapagos

The Greatest Era of Ocean Discovery I Dr. Sylvia Earle and Liz Taylor

Matt Taibbi: "Journalists, they really are the biggest wimps in the entire world."

A fishy escape fr #ArgentinianDeepSeeps "The question, O me! so sad, recurring — What good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here — that life exists, and identity; That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse." - Walt Whitman

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This day last year, kicking off the Welcome To The Pleasuredome 40th Anniversary Tour in Hamburg!

#WDEFNews12 Time Saver Traffic: Multi-Vehicle Crash reported Interstate 24 EB in Hamilton County - near MILE MARKER 179.2 EB right shoulder blocked. Site in clean-up mode. Backed up traffic will still be a problem.

From VHS horror to cursed sports tournament: – Mummies in baseball caps – Stadiums with flickering jumbotrons – Spikes included (of course) That’s SPORTAL. Demo’s almost here... full devlog in comments. 👇 #indiegame #gamedev #fps

Jimmy Kim - Pixel Heartbeat Support My Work & Donate Here - buymeacoffee.com/jimmykim Spotify Song Link - open.spotify.com/artist/3lYaA... Apple Song Link - music.apple.com/us/album/pix... YouTube Song Link - youtube.com/shorts/rvPhP... #Music #Songs #KPop #KPopMusic #Pop #RandB #KoreanPop #Viral

100,000 soldiers annihilated! The terrified Empress faces a bloody court mystery 👉more👉 youtu.be/JDz3x7vLk6Q #direnjie #engdub #mysterydrama #cdrama #detectivedirenjie

Okay... So... I managed to get most of the important books out today... I...have to donate the ones I didn't want today... Get MOST of the fragile small furniture out... And rent a truck for the large stuff tomorrow. A-and I think I'm sick and my back HELLA hurts. Ow...April has been awful

This town... Don't feel right... ✈️

I’m happy to clarify. President Clinton brought up a conversation he had with Trump in NYC re: Epstein. President Clinton said that Trump told him that he had a falling out with Epstein due to a land dispute. This directly refutes Trump’s claims about why he fell out with Epstein.

Take note, Republicans: We are not going to eat cake. #economy #republicans

We've never seen an economy so bad for workers — and so good for the super rich. It’s only going to get worse with AI. How should we respond?

Proud to be part of the movement #HandsOff2025

Η #Ελληνίδα #ιπτάμενη #πιανίστρια στο πιο #μυστηριώδες #μοναστήρι της #Ευρώπης The #Greek #flying #pianist in the most #mysterious #monastery in #Europe #τέχνη #μουσική #Ελλάδα #art #music #Greece #πιάνο #piano

MVP! MVP! 🥶 #CFC / #W7F

You’re not the bigger person… you’re the matching energy department. “Take the high road?” I don’t even have directions for that. You go low, I meet you there with snacks and better comebacks. Respectfully… we’re syncing levels.

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Video Moments. How does that happen to a Nintendo Switch?!

Funfact4U -- I used to be a pool hustler when I was young

Uncover Hawaii's hidden mysteries 🌺✨ Dive into the Leilani Kealoha Trilogy for a thrilling escape! Ready for a tropical noir adventure? 📚🔍 #HawaiianThrills #HawaiianCrimeThriller #IslandNoir #FallReads

Celebrating 30 years of ExplorASIAN at the opening ceremony in Coquitlam’s 🌸 Here’s to a month of culture, connection, and community! #mlajennb #asianheritagemonth #coquitlam #culturalheritage #30years

The price of tomatoes is up 40%, hitting $6, $7, even $8 a pound, and Trump’s tariffs on Mexico are the reason why.

🔥Results of drone attack on oil terminal in St. Petersburg, - @vantortech.bsky.social

Block button getting some attention again lately

வரிகள் : கவிஞர் எம்ஏ நுஹ்மான் குரல்: நடிகர்/இயக்குனர் நாசர் யாழ். நூலகம் எரிக்கப்பட்ட 25ஆவது நினைவுநாளின்போது இயக்குனர் @Somee Tharan ஆல் வௌியிடப்பட்ட 'எரியும் நினைவுகள்' ஆவணப்படத்தில் உள்ளடக்கப்பட்டிருந்த காணொளியே இது. #SriLanka #JaffnaLibraryBurning #JaffnaLibrary