Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

Breaking News: "We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!"

I thought that was the new *Bond*. Now I'm disappointed. Unless...

When Bluesky doesn't like my posts

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.

Also works with an R.

Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be getting healthy and saving money by taking a power pill and devouring your ghosts!

For some reason, I'm hearing Bette Davis from WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE singing this...

How about bath bombs that *actually explode*? Round black orbs with a fuse and everything, and a big warning label: DO NOT USE THIS BATH BOMB! IT IS A REAL BOMB! See who uses it anyway. Just to, I dunno, soap out the bathtub AND the gene pool at the same time...

Republicans are selling a tax cut fantasy while hiding the fine print: no plan to replace the funding that keeps local communities running. It’s performative politics at everyone else’s expense.

For the culture

Jon welcomes @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social, co-host of The Rest Is Politics, to break down America’s war with Iran, New World Order, global leadership, and so much more. All-new pod out tomorrow!

Stick in between your weight range so you dont have to lose so much. Thank you @BearFiorda & @Lady Summer Helene #behindthescenes #tipsandtricks #hollywood #worldcup #iceman

Cutting down the nose tubes in the rubber hood is OK, thought I'll try it with my leather muzzle.... feels great. You know that moment when you begin to drift away! 🤤 Just needed someone to pull on that D-ring! 🥵 #bdsm

Kumar’s Express is bringing South Indian cuisine to the heart of the U of M community. Four-time Star Tribune “Best Indian Restaurant” winner—now in Prospect Park. We’re pumped to have you!

“Platner is the same age as JD Vance.” Janet Mills responds to a Maine voter’s concerns about age.

She came to Wildwood as prey. Now the kingdom is learning why queens should never be underestimated. www.amazon.com/Throne-Claws... #queenrising #fantasytransformation #darkfantasyqueen #romantasycommunitybooks #alphakingdom #bookcommunityreadsworld

Ms. Mayday @maydaypartyof5.bsky.social

"I love you." - Meghan "Blow it out." -Archie "Yeah" - Meghan "Yeah: - Archie and Lilibet

#MemorialDay please check this out … History of memorial Day in the United States

Handmaid's Tale women carrying signs with the names of the pedos in the Epstein files (including Trump!) at the NO KINGS protest in Nashville ❤

You are most welcome, luv!

While Wally’s still in surgery, I am distracting myself with this #wontlookwednesday clip from last year. Sharing now with #Wally ‘s #dogsofbluesky pack as he would wish. The surgeon DID call me an hour ago to let me know that he is doing well. 🥹 more soon 🤷🏼‍♀️ ~Maw

Jails are now the largest mental health providers in the U.S. Via www.instagram.com/p/DYZ29v5u8O...

These words… Here: jnsbros.com … #motivational #promosky #viral #bluesky #god #trend

From now until April 29th, @humblebundle.com has all available DLC for Destiny 2 for only $28. All proceeds go to @bungiefoundation.bungie.net Whether you're a lapsed player, or someone that's never tried the game, now is a good time to pick up the DLC at a steep discount. bit.ly/4mhUFCQ

Descubre lo que los Astros tienen preparado para ti hoy. Horóscopo del 18 de Mayo lazoastral.com #horoscopo #astrologia #tarot #signos #zodiaco #amor #aries #tauro #geminis #cancer #leo #virgo #libra #escorpio #sagitario #capricornio #acuario #piscis

Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 🚨 WOW! LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just DROPPED this BOMBSHELL on Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass after she got Newsom's endorsement

Erdogan: Istanbul's Conquest brought light, peace, and tolerance. For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

We asked North of North’s Anna Lambe which animals she would kiss, marry and kill. Here’s what she said: Check out the full story here thenarwhal.ca/moose-questi...

I'm just back from Birmingham, Alabama where people paid for the right to vote with sweat, blood, and even their lives. A dark moment in our nation’s history is repeating. But we must remember that we are not powerless.

4/7/26 JD Vance goes to Hungary to support a dictator for Trump. #news #politics #currentevents

"The Mighty Grand Piton Box Set" (very limited edition / The Line). Artbook + T-shirt + certificate of authenticity. editions.thelinestudio.com Today 12pm BST.

Analysts project oil won't fall below $70/barrel until 2032, meaning sub-$3 gas prices are at least 6 years away.

Guessing Game Titles Based On Box Art PART 2

Wistikles | Canada now allows more flexibility for business visitors without a work permit, letting officers approve similar short-term business activities. However, you must not work for a Canadian employer, must be paid from outside Canada, and can only stay temporarily #wistikles

When a Snowflake cries and crashes out you get a novella. Get your name off the Kennedy Center you traitor! #Epstein 🤨

An emotional Victor Wembanyama celebrates the Spurs' berth in the NBA Finals

Bias does not end with the data, it can shape the tech we build next. A quick clip from our latest podcast. Full episode available on podcast apps and YouTube. pod.fo/e/406615

#streetphotography coverage #MayDayProtestNYC NYC leading way #democracy Citizens call economic & general strike from corps to #bigtech hold accountable #Oligarchs

Society needs an entire fucking reboot

for all of you out there who understand what I'm talking about don't give up - MADONNA J. RALPH & SIA / ONE CANDLE (SOUNDTRACK - RACING EXTINCTION) [RUMOR MILL] 2015 youtu.be/_ZaW1NP4I3c?...

🧠 Happy #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek! Did you know physical fitness can influence your mental wellbeing AND cognitive performance? Explore UCL’s Active Minds research 👇 https://bit.ly/4tppKaq @uclmedsci.bsky.social @theiseh.bsky.social #MentalHealth #UCLMentalHealth

Thank you Julie 💙

MAH GUNS OVER HEATING!

☀️ Con la llegada del calor, parece imposible no acercarse a las playas, pero cuidado, aún no contamos con los servicios de socorro y vigilancia. Desde la Cruz Roja, aconsejan evitar el agua y en caso de incidencia, llamar al 112 🎙️ Rocío Pastor @woman_word | Xabi Lomba

The autistic joy of listening to one song over and over #autistic #autism #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent #autisticjoy

Leftover Potluck Progress... @rfhkerry.bsky.social @rfhbill.bsky.social @rfhgina.bsky.social #rfh #radiofromhell #rfhpodcast #radiofromhellpodcast #kerrybillgina #kerryjackson #billallred #ginabarberi #utah #slc #potluck #shepherdspie #leftover #leftoverrpotluck #leftoverdish #food #foodie #foods

📊 Most Viewed Bills in Congress | Week of May 18th Congress’s most viewed measures last week included a crypto regulation framework, a major housing overhaul bill, veterans benefits increases, Medicare lab payment reforms, and more. Here are the Neuts.

Is Michael Jordan speaking facts? #InThePaintCrew Follow @InThePaintCrew for more 🐐 talk 💬 #nba #nbaplayoffs #basketball #NBAonTNT #michaeljordan #nbamemes #nbafinals #ballislife #nbahighlights #nbaonespn #nbatv #nbaallstar #nbafunny #nbabasketball #NBANews #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #lebron

That was INTENSE. But watching those images reminds me it wasn't just succession of rough moments. There was some good ones too. #tattoolifestyle #tattooerlife #guestartistlife #bye2025 #2025recap

This is how to wedge affordability and it should be done in every race from state leg to senate/gov.

Iran has suddenly stopped talking to the US after Donald Trump said they were close to a deal, and it's all because of escalating tensions with Israel in Lebanon. The timing is suspicious, to say the least. Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source #IranNews #USIranTensions #MiddleEastConflict

🍏🍎🍐🍊 🐦‍⬛️🇮🇱🇮🇷🇪🇺❗️❔„Европа мора бити на нашој страни у рату против Ирана, јер је то борба између добра и зла“, каже израелски министар финансија Бецалел Смотрич.

Have you listened to our newest episode of #HIGNFYE yet? We discuss: Trump's beef with Pope Leo XIV, Trump cosplaying as Jesus AND a doctor, Hungary's election and the U.S.' involvement, news on the Strait of Hormuz and more! Don’t miss an episode! Follow us on Apple, Amazon Music & YouTube!

"We're world class athletes at the end of the day, so we have to adapt." Ollie Watkins does not think conditions in the US will be an issue for England during the World Cup💪🔥

Six people were killed and 36 injured during Russia’s overnight attack on the Dnipro region. Among the dead in Dnipro was a firefighter. A second strike hit while rescuers were responding to the aftermath of the first attack.

Oralè Crew, Thank you for voting! Good job Iowa ! Now, Hold your nose, hide the children, hold your furries! Smelvis 250 is botched! #Botched250 #Smelvis #USDemocracy

Love Island: "America's sexiest singles will land in Fiji looking for love while competing for a share of $100,000. I mean, wow, YOU could get half a tank of gas for that!" Rising price of gas probably engenders mostly tears but, still, laughter is good for the soul!