I’m a masochistic self-deprecator because I refuse to take myself seriously. Life is just a flash, and nobody will remember us. That’s okay. We aren't our khaki pants, and we aren't our titles. Stop letting your ego ruin your day. All we can do is dance. 🕺🥊 #Philosophy #Mindset #Life

Lived in the South since I got off the boat — once a woman in a tiny coffee shop stared like I was a new species. I didn’t take it personally, just thought it was funny. What’s the weirdest stare you’ve gotten? #Storytime #SmallTown #ObservationalHumor

You do not need to fix everything today. You need one honest next step.

You are allowed to outgrow the version of success that once impressed you. Not every old goal still deserves your loyalty. Sometimes personal growth means admitting the dream changed. #redefiningsuccess #personalgrowth #successmindset

Fear drives almost everyone. It either makes you a workaholic to earn love or it makes you hide so you never have to lose. But life isn't here to be a "pleasant experience." Joy comes from the struggle of overcoming the suckiness of life. Stop hiding and find your joy in the friction. #Fear #Mindset

Allow yourself to be utterly roasted. Let your friends embarrass you, poke fun at you in a loving way. If you can laugh at yourself, you've come very far. That's how you build authentic friendships. #HowToBeMoreRelatable #AuthenticFriendships #Vulnerability #FriendshipAdvice #SocialSkills

Want deeper conversations? Stop focusing on yourself and start genuinely listening. Be interested in others. You're not the main character — you're just an active participant in life. So is the other person. #DeepConversations #ListeningSkills #CommunicationSkills #RelationshipAdvice

If compliments feel uncomfortable, your self-image might be built on criticism. People don’t always reject kind words because they’re modest. Sometimes they reject them because the compliment doesn’t match the voice in their head. #selfimage #selfworth #healing

I complained that my hotel didn’t feel enough like a living room. The manager "dealt" with the staff and then offered me a sleeping bag in the forest for "unlimited square footage." 🌲🛌 I think the staff at the Marriott are much nicer. 💀🇺🇸 #TravelFail #HotelLife #Funny #Relatable

Promise vs pattern: promises are words; patterns are proof. Date what they actually do. Reply with one repeat behavior you stopped excusing.

I caught up with Andy Burnham at Manchester Labour's local election campaign launch to find out what he's been up to in our city region.🏙️🌹 From building 10,000 new homes, cracking down on fly-tipping, continuing to tackle climate change and standing up to racism - vote Labour on the 7th of May🌹🗳️

❌ “They 🇮🇱 forced us to keep our heads down, our knees on the ground, on hard surfaces or in dirty water. They stuffed us into unventilated containers for hours at a time. They literally flooded our sleeping space with seawater in the middle of the night.They physically beat anyone” #ISRÄHELL

Calling all #tattoo lovers! Let’s stay connected outside the algorithm 🫶🏼

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #23 Pas évident je pense, donc triple indice : BO d'un compositeur oscarisé et césarisé, décennie 2000, réal d'origine asiatique. (et hier c'était donc Roots Manuva, "Dreamy Days" - trouvé)

Helmut Lehnert, ist in der Berliner Radiolandschaft eine Kapazität. Er war der Musikchef von SFB2, der Erfinder und zwischenzeitlich der Programmchef von Radio4U, Fritz und radioeins. Bis zum 26.5. Im der Mediathek bei Alex Berlin. #itsfritz #radioeins #medienjournalismus

Vince McMahon "you're fired" green screen

The best satirists don’t just make people laugh. They help people understand power. And with that in mind, Colbert is among the best. As the “Late Show” comes to a close, a comedy scholar looks back at how Colbert used satire to explain complex topics: theconversation.com/5-reasons-st...

Your puns suck, Baltro.

Got waylaid yesterday on Bundjalung Country by heavy rain. But am back on the road and am aiming to hit BrisVegas tonight. A day earlier than planned. Can’t wait to speak and engage at #AlterCOP30 Australia on Monday. #eBike4Australia #ActiveHope #ClimateAction

“A stain on our democracy”: NAACP general counsel Kristen Clarke describes Trump’s efforts to rig the midterm elections in the South, and what her organization is doing to fight back.

Excited to send in my ballot and vote for @ChrisTaylorWI.bsky.social! If you haven’t voted already, head to MyVote.wi.gov and make a plan.

Comment "I want 78" to get links to this podcast episode sent to your DMs Kids cooperate better when they feel connected first. Instead of calling out, get their attention, connect, then give the instruction. Give them autonomy within boundaries. #ParentingTips #Connection #GentleParenting

My degree came in the mail today!!!! My mama and Daddy gon put it on their mantle with our other awards!

Our high streets need backing. I’m funding a Street Food Incubator Pilot at Herbert’s Yard with Digbeth Dining Club and the Nationwide Caterers Association - giving local traders the skills and support to grow from first stall to first shop. That’s how we grow our night time economy.

Studios didn't hire me because I had no experiences in gaming... So I decided to make my own. Here's my first indie game: Maseylia - Echoes of the Past. It's an action platformer, thought as a 3D metroidvania (with backtracking, abilities to unlock, combat...). And it's inspired by Moebius !

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School closures could be coming to Pasadena. Pasadena Unified School District is considering closing or consolidating several campuses as it faces declining enrollment and a budget shortfall. District leaders say fewer students mean less funding and tough decisions ahead.

Driving on the right instead of the left looks nuts but the same can be said about us driving on the right here #ForzaHorizon6 #Japan

From the beautiful Peace on Earth to a rousing Merry Christmas from Harriet Kendall, Join us for festive carols new and old in the candlelit chambers of historic Conway Hall 🕯️ 🎄 📅 Thursday 11 December 📍 Conway Hall 🎟️ https://bit.ly/4ru7ts1

Aaaaaaaand THAT’S how you end a half! #BrunsonBurner #KnicksSky

🔴 Paros en la Agencia Tributaria el día que se habilita la cita previa para hacer la declaración de la renta en las oficinas ▪️ Los trabajadores piden un aumento de plantilla y mejoras en las condiciones laborales 🎙️ Usua Irastorza

How Principle Became Treason in the Republican Party #Politics #Republican #Trump

Final ad before June 2 primary: Democracy is NOT for sale. #CA48 I refuse to let special interests and lobbyists for foreign governments buy our elections. I’m fighting to end the forever wars, pass Medicare for All, and get money out of politics once and for all. Vote by Tuesday 8pm. Thank you.

Lock in. Get it right. Because they will remember that. 🎨 - skyah

What does it look like when the government violates court orders in immigration habeas cases? On Lawfare Daily, @mollyroberts.bsky.social talked to @katherinepomps.bsky.social about Lawfare’s tracker, documenting government non-compliance with court orders. youtu.be/0Ww1zbVAHP0?...

I question the science.

Happy Friday Beautiful People

I'm so triggered this morning. It has already started. I've seen people posting desserts with cranberries and cranberry sauce. I will say this only once: CRANBERRIES DON'T BELONG IN DESSERTS. #RealDesserts #DessertFails #LetThemEatCake #ChocolateLovers #FallFlavors

From Africa to Eastern Europe, I’ve listened to many people talk about the brutality of Russian fighters who’ve committed human rights abuses in these areas. It doesn’t matter where it happens, the stories are similar. We can’t be quiet. We betray our friends when we stay silent.

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POV: you're at the club and your ex shows up #ResidentEvilRequiem

Happy birthday to FJI paralegal and Pro Bono Manager Bethell Forbes! Learn more about our amazing team and the work they do at FJI.law

Verse for the Day ... "Here is love, vast as the ocean, Loving kindness as the flood; When the Prince of Life our ransom Shed for ... His precious blood" (Add your own pronouns as appropriate.) here-is-love-t4g.pdf share.google/A4S8jxeIJ4ni...

"Among the slain residents was a Palestinian woman who happened to be passing by the building; she had been purchasing Eid clothing for her late brother’s children when the missiles struck. Her funeral took place earlier at the Al‑Ahli Cemetery."

📺 Bola 1 confirmada después de la revisión del sistema de repeticiones instantáneas.

New player lets figure this out! #chronicillness #oncehuman #mmo #newplayer #twitchpartner Twitch.tv/tatsuya_inc

Post an actor or actress that starts with the letter N? (First or Last) #filmsky #moviesky #tvsky Alex Newell

The interface was icon driven and your status was also displayed with descriptive text instead of crunchy digits. You moved around using the top-down map in the upper right and the left window gave a graphic view of the area. Big icons for what you can do were shown below that window.

I noticed that the MAGAs are doing a lot of talking about Obama & Democrats but they’re not saying a word about trump ripping them off for the trump phones & their money. Everytime trump pulls these little stunts maga rather talk & lie about them instead of trumps corruption.

Each year, the ASA Charitable Foundation's Global Scholars Program helps young anesthesiologists from under-resourced countries attend our annual meeting. Hear more from ASA President Dr. Patrick Giam, and find out how you can help sponsor a global scholar: www.asahq.org/charity/prog...

I did it! #nhpolitics #nhtok

🎙️ Episode #26 of the Power Half-Hour is LIVE! @mrsethharris.bsky.social is joined by @kimkelly.bsky.social, Dr. Patricia Campos-Medina, and @davidmadland.bsky.social to discuss the labor stories you need to hear. ▶️ poweratwork.us/power-half-h...

Every marriage is a deal. Every touch is a risk. Every secret has a body attached to it. Tangled Empires series (Anna Harding) For readers of #SophieLark #DanielleLori #NevaAltaj #darkromance #mafiaromance #violentromance #kidnapromance #highstakesromance #booktokseries #villainromance #booktok

Governors’ Camp Collection is raffling an unforgettable seven-night safari with proceeds supporting Mara Elephant Project to protect vital elephant habitat. $50 to enter. Ends March 31. Enter: buff.ly/ZwxjnCY.

Goodnight, Beetle.

We wear orange to stand against digital violence. 🧡UNiTE to End Digital Violence against All Women and Girls Let’s create online spaces where women and girls are safe, empowered, and free to speak without fear.

Eliot Wolf on if Caleb Lomu will play LT for the Patriots: “Will's the left tackle…Like I said, Caleb has some versatility so we feel like, you know, some of the pro day workouts that he did were on the right side…He's very athletic, so I don't think either side will be a problem for him.”

Eze and Gabriel trying to remember what went wrong

History of the missing.

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