alter kashian is playing everywhere and the videos up on YouTube and you should watch it and then come and see me do the rest of this joke or entirely new jokes on the road and here

this weeks dorkforest.com (listenable and watchable everywhere normal and start at the website for all of it - w Mary Houlihan!

This weeks episode of the fork forest is w @jimmypardo.com. He tells me about the SO MANY concerts he’s gone to. I ask about parking. Here’s a clip!

hotel art austin texas jackiekashian.com for tix and info

regarding knobjob’s comments about the Reiner tragedy:

i just watched this Disney 1989 (tv movie from 1989) Polly (not on + had to watch it on yt) and this was my favorite song.

this story about my stepmother might have just become part of my set. just needs a couple punchlines:) - storytelling show 15odd years ago

A gentle and sweet peaceful Memorial Day to all that served and all who lost someone. Here’s a couple reels in a row about going to Iraq in ?2005? with comedy. Full stories are in my Horcrux comedy special from. Album everywhere, video now back on MY youtube channel. youtube.com/@jackie_kashian

my new special is on my youtube channel youtube.com/jackie_kashian (jackiekashian.com also has a direct yt for youz). but here’s what’s happening to me and my friends… we’re in the pocket

new album new video this month - here’s a clip • Shouldn’t Have A Gun Top 10 reasons I shouldn’t have a gun are all “I’m me” Watch “Alter-Kashian” on YouTube February 25th! Click NOTIFY ME NOW on YouTube to join the premier.

The Canadian Tank Museum exists to honour the service and sacrifice of veterans, not to “glorify war or promote conflict,” says executive director Jeremy Blowers. He tells @britweaver.bsky.social it offers a window into Canada’s armoured past, and its ties to today’s defence industry. Tonight at 8pm

Trump's approval rating from Republican-leaning independents is collapsing. Harry Enten: Just 53% of independents who lean Republican now approve of the president... that is a 38-point drop from where he was in the 2024 election.

X-ray revealed a secret painting hidden beneath this famous artwork - a portrait of a man, possibly a French general or even Joseph Bonaparte, the brother of Napoleon. This is Francisco de Goya's 1823 masterpiece, "Portrait of Don Ramón Satué" - housed at the Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam. #art #mystery

RM @pallone.house.gov reminds Republicans that their own constituents are about to pay more for health care every month, thanks to their votes. And they still don't care.

What in the Exodus?!

I had a great discussion of politics and my campaign on the amazingly named CONTRABAND WAGON podcast. Check out their pod on substack: willfullwood.substack.com/p/conversati...

Here's more footage from our protest against ICE and for worker's and immigrant rights. Thank you to @cbsla for the interview! #AbolishICE #ImpeachTrump #ca30 #immigration

Today, on the International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, we stand with 2SLGBTQI+ communities across #SouthShoreSt.Margarets.

The overpass activists trek to the Route 4 overpass in NJ every week as part of the ‘rush-hour resistance’. Within hours of an ICE agent killing Renee Good ＆ a 2nd ICE shooting in Minneapolis, they were already mobilizing. We must stand up — not escalate. #ChoosePeaceNotChaos

CPT’s family is her heart, her reason, her everything. 🥰 #Sponsored by BetterHelp

🚨 #WWEBacklash analysis! @adamsilverstein.bsky.social, @chrisvannini.com tackle #WWE Backlash results, grades: 🫴 Jacob Fatu emerges vs. Roman Reigns 👹 IYO SKY stars, Asuka cries 🏆 John Cena delivers on promise 💥 Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker collide ➕ Funeral, Danhausen 🎧: linktr.ee/gettingover

Here’s your 9AM English post for Instagram tomorrow, Memorial Day. Today we pause. Memorial Day isn’t about sales or celebration. It’s about remembrance — for the men and women who gave everything so the rest of us could build a life, raise a family, and chase a dream on free ground. Freedom

Nurses deserve more than applause. Safe staffing, workplace protections and proper support matter. A health service cannot keep running on burnout and political failure.

Men fighting men. Emotional immaturity. Man childs. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

Happy Caturday & Singlet Saturday! 🖤🩶🤍🧡 #catsofinstagram #catpaws #catdaddy #asiandaddy #britishshorthair #orangecat #caturday #gingercat #猫 #ネコ #adidas #wrestlingsinglet #singletsaturday

MeidasTouch: Now. vt.tiktok.com/ZSxahjUxB/

Saturday morning cartoons! 📺😂🤣✌️

Brawler (Hardcover) Now at Magsstore 👉 Grab your copy now: www.magsstore.com/books/brawle... #magsstore #Brawler #BookLovers #MustRead #NewRelease #FictionReads #Bookstagram #ReadersOfFacebook #TrendingBooks #HardcoverBooks #LiteratureLovers #StoryCollection #BookAddict #ReadingCommunity

Aston Villa Then 📉 🎠 4 Mangers in 1 Season 💨 Easy Away Day 😟 Relegation Aston Villa Now 📈 🐐 Unai Emery 🏰 Fortress Villa Park ✈️ European Football #AVFC

Happy Vyshyvanka Day because Ukrainian embroidery is a code of the nation that cannot be destroyed.

Hantavirus in semen ≠ STI

Reaaally bad (my hand tremors were hella bad at that point, I’d been sculpting tiny braid bits for hours) video of the (pretty decent maybe?) work I got done on transforming the BTS boys into HUNTR/X last night, but shows all 3! Gotta wait for them to dry out before I can do more. #KPopDemonHunters

Why not celebrate Star Wars Day with a healthy (but fun) snack- Fruit Sabers! Hope you had a great one! #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #community

Netanyahu: Striking Lebanon hard, struggle has no end unless you surren For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Aneesah Morrow gives the Connecticut Sun the lead #WNBA

GCC joined @clintonglobal.bsky.social & WellcomeTrust in London to advance action at the climate-health nexus. Discussions emphasized: the climate crisis is a health crisis, and how insights from our global survey co-led with SFA are shaping our upcoming program. @canadadev.bsky.social

📣 Looking for a meaningful way to contribute to ASTTBC’s work? Volunteer opportunities are available for lay and registrant members on the following committees: • Audit and Practice Review Committee • Credentials Committee • Investigation Committee ➡️ Learn more & apply: asttbc.org/public/asttb...

Takes place tomorrow! Free 1-hour Summer School Taster Event by NodeXL Academy Intro to Social Media Network Analysis with NodeXL Pro https://www.eventbrite.com/e/social-media-research-summer-school-2025-taster-session-free-event-tickets-1152555266829?aff=oddtdtcreator #phdlife

💸 Global health aid is shrinking fast. DAH fell ~21% between 2024–2025 as the US cut its health aid by US$9B; total health aid is down from ~US$80B in 2021 to ~US$39B in 2025. When budgets fall while conflicts and NCDs rise, “global health” becomes triage. #StateOfHealthNews

Add $250 bill to the list of items that Trump has decided needs his face plastered across it. Sam Stein and Will Sommer brainstorm different faces for Trump to make on future items he decides to rebrand after himself in the latest special episode of "MAGA Mondays" (on Thursday).

He visto un lindo gatito

Tim crossed from the United States to Mexico on foot three different times... driven by love, hope, and the pain of being apart. #ImmigrationStories #FamilySeparation #BorderStories #NoHumanIsIllegal #ImmigrationReform #FightForFamilies #LoveKnowsNoBorders

Let's Talk Arsenal host Nick gifts Amy Lawrence an Arsenal bottle and 'Thomas Frank's' Arsenal cup after title win 🤣

ONE 👏 DAY 👏 TO 👏 GO. Set a reminder here: www.youtube.com/live/iJQzdmA...

I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait. I cannot wait.

Time for a new question everyone! What's the worst videogame to movie adaptation? But there is a twist! We're looking for a bad adaptation so bad that it's good!

The world's moving too fast. Everybody’s optimizing something. Meanwhile these Labs have cracked the code: watch cartoons, avoid unnecessary labor, bark at suspicious squirrels, never trust anybody who schedules a meeting before breakfast. 05.16.2026 ☕️🐾🌞 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes

It's time for waking the demon #BeneathABlueMoon

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AMERICAN PRIDE🇺🇸 is back! We need to spread it! We have so much to be grateful for. It could be so much worse. Our Country could be being run by a Democrat. Just imagine if Kamala Harris was placed in. @WietingForAZ on X. #usa #america #pride #breakingnews #breaking #politics #williamwieting

As @zackpolanski.bsky.social says... We need YOU! The local elections in May 2026 are fast approaching and are our chance to make hope normal again in Newcastle 🌱 There's never been a more exciting time to get involved. Join us today join.greenparty.org.uk

Of course I work for the Kremlin! Who else would I be working with, the CIA?

Orbán oder Magyar? Am Sonntag fällt in #Ungarn 🇭🇺 eine richtungsweisende Entscheidung. Im #WahlmonitorIEP Explainer-Video erfahrt ihr, welche Entwicklungen den Wahlkampf geprägt haben und welche Wahlausgänge denkbar sind.   🧵⬇️
#Orbán #Magyar

You just know Lara Trump is going to sing at this thing now

Wahooo much better!!!

It's the #weekend finally! That means time to kick up our feet! Amirite #gamer fam? Today is SERENE #SATURDAYS WITH WING~! twitch.tv/awingedshield Journeying in comfort today with #CaravanSandWitch! This game looks warm and fun, tbh Come venture with me! #Eldenwood #VTuber #VTuberEN #Neko

#trump #whitehouse #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/bpgc86xb

We are announcing today that we have secured an unprecedented commitment from JRK Property Holdings to pay up to $5.1 million in financial relief to residents of Concierge Apartments following our investigation into unsafe and unlivable conditions.

Part 2 #Epstein

Bungalow Heaven Railroad