splitting a melon

when your cat refuses to tolerate a horrible singing voice and retaliates.

Mel said “bich, who want it 🤷🏾‍♂️” 💀

when DC Black Pride was one party after another with a smorgasbord of eye candy all weekend and on Monday your package 🍑 is intact.

🤦🏾‍♂️why do females like this keep coming for the trans gworls like they won’t go thru their social media posts to pull receipts and read them for filth? WHY 🤷🏾‍♂️

the ritual dance…. So hypnotic and seductive

‘Damn lemme eat cho butt’ was out of order! 😂 let me head over to Royal Farms and see sum

the aftermath…. she claimed gps guided her to drive on to the tracks… some Final Destination, nonsense

Welp…..He said WTF he said, so who gon check him boo?🤷🏾‍♂️

Tevin Campbell said “Play with another Campbell, cause who can’t sing Can We Talk, in its original key🤷🏾‍♂️

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"He has TRANSFORMED this club" 👏 Nigel Reo-Coker, @CharlieDavies9 and @Nicocantor1 sing Unai Emery's praises as he looks to secure a European title for Aston Villa 🏆

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Dolly Parton has brought out her own prosecco which we tried last night. What a way to make a living! Saturdays are our games and wine night and I always make Kir Royales but I did try this without Creme de Cassis.

Throw away your bird boxes, tables and feeders. New research from the @RSPB shows that these are harbouring and spreading disease and killing off birds. If you have a garden, grow plants the birds can eat instead.

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His fear tactics are always a bit of a stretch

💥 Several Russian missiles completely destroyed the market in Lukyanivka. A massive fire. Another targeted war crime.

Sky News goes all in on TikTok @farazosman.bsky.social (MD, Gold Wala) and @cmcardle.bsky.social (Co-CEO, CMG Productions) on The Media Club with @mattdeegan.com. 📺 https://youtu.be/zKK8FKb0zrc 🔈 https://podfollow.com/themediaclub

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One of Tommy Robinson's clowns wants to turn the ads off because immigrants are on it But backs down once he realises he's on camera and the Police will arrest him Not so tough even with his big metal stolen stop sign pole. Don't know why he wasn't arrested for vandalism.

Happy Monday! "Diplomatic Immunity" - GBH

Phil Collins via TikTok Did you know Phil Collins almost never released Against All Odds? Phil tells the story of how it ended up as the main theme to Taylor Hackford's film. Sky Arts' Songbook, 2008 #PhilCollins #80sMusic #BehindTheSong

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The U.S. Federal Reserve expects to cut rates once this year after leaving rates unchanged for a second straight time Wednesday.

I just pulled this beaut out of the mould, and couldn’t wait to wash and photograph it before sharing! I’m in love with this pour, and I call it ‘My Bloody Valentine’ Any requests for models/sizes/firmness levels you’d like to be included in the drop on Friday 13th at 6pm GMT? Drop in the comments

Just a lil Nick workout video to get u thru the hump.:-) Credit Film Crave. #workout #boxing #weightlifting #humpday #nicholasgalitzine

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On the first drive of the game, Kaden Shields-Dutton is getting loose. Really good run from the RB to start his night off. #FAU #CFB

"You arm chair activists aren’t nearly mad enough." 🫤 If you are referring to me, I'm mad as hell and I am NOT just an arm chair activist. 😉

Trump always wanted to be a musician? What a little stinker! Or big stinker! 🤣

An allergy to red meat caused by a tick bite may sound unusual — but physicians are seeing more cases of alpha-gal syndrome across the country, especially in the mid Atlantic. For @ms.now, we discussed the symptoms, risks, and prevention strategies viewers should know heading into summer.

This recording is a reflection of several performances that took place over time and in varying acoustic environments, including collaborations with contemporary and aerial/vertical dance. Explore the album: www.sonoluminus.com/sonoluminus/... #classicalmusic #composition #music #sonoluminus

Ava Schrobilgen reveals what she keeps on her bench in the Die Spitz tour van! #diespitz #digitaltourbus #businvaders #tourvan #tourlife

New Trailer for X MEN 97: SEASON 2

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😱 but also 👏🏾 but also 😱

I want to make something that does what: Now or Never (feat. Mary J. Blige) by Kendrick Lamar.

⚡️ According to preliminary reports, Russia attacked the Kyiv region with an Oreshnik intermediate-range ballistic missile (IRBM).

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GOD DAMMIT @andr3wsky …. Now I have to start over

The Supreme Cunts just ruled that Fake Clinics — so-called “pregnancy resource centers” that serve the anti-abortion playbook of delaying, denying, and destroying access to abortion — cannot be investigated for LYING to patients.

In a weekend of tight finishes our Women's side produced an exceptional performance but ultimately fell short at Kettering. Congratulations to Jemima Preston who made her senior debut. Huge positives to take from the last 2 weeks with our youngsters to the fore.

Latest episode of Wrestling With Rumors is now up on my Wrestling With Rumors #youtube channel youtu.be/Z5Q2w-jbPcs?... #prowrestling #WrestlingWithRumors

.@Gunther_AUT is NOT HAPPY backstage after his match with Cody Rhodes! 😲 Watch the FIRST HOUR of #WWEClash in Italy RIGHT NOW on ESPN!!

Na otázku Barbory Tachecí "co je za tím, že po letech varování BISky o vlivových operací Moskvy tady, rušíme nebo tato vláda ruší a oslabuje tyto instituce", odpovídá jako vždy perfektní Otakar Foltýn. #LesteniStrechy #Moturci Celý rozhovor zde: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT9R...

The evolution of my porfolios this year✨! ✧*٩(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )و💕 #PixelArt #ドット絵 #Animation #Pixel

❤️ 🧲 The SCMR Registry has hit 150,000 CMR scans—nearly 300M images advancing real-world heart research. It’s transforming how we study, diagnose, and improve cardiovascular care. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Matthew S. Tong explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

Hammer space is already funny but even better when characters do it with entire vehicles

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Vote @gavinnewsom2028.bsky.social for President Vote Democrat EVERYWHERE!!!

Lmao I wish!!

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Brooke Rollins called kicking people off food assistance “good news.” When confronted with real people losing SNAP benefits, she hid behind “fraud.” Hunger is getting worse. Republicans don’t care. They never did.

Join moderator Jeff Perl and panelists on June 16, from 11 a.m.–12 p.m. EDT, for a discussion on preventing peritoneal dialysis-related infections and strategies to strengthen PD care. ➡️ http://asn.kdny.info/p6t250Z5Cov P.S. Listen to the companion podcast episode: http://asn.kdny.info/Xr8t50Z5Cow