Everything feels like it’s falling apart lately and somehow the answer is still Baby Groot dancing to Mr. Blue Sky. Instant joy!

He started at $250M and “I’ll pay,” then “it’s free,” then “no taxpayer cost,” and now it’s a $1B taxpayer-funded fortified bunker. Only in this timeline does being president include requesting a public-funded villain origin lair.

Hegseth quoting fake scripture from Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon is peak GOP energy: performative faith, cinematic violence, and zero self-awareness. This side-by-side cut is fantastic 🤭

Hepatitis B vaccine has been studied for decades and has already been proven safe and effective. CDC will award $1.6M for seemingly unethical study to controversial Danish group to study this vaccine in spite of numerous objections from top virologists, scientists and the WHO.

In June, 5 million turned out. In October, 7 million turned out. In March, #NoKings is back. Bigger, louder and more pissed off than before.

There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, band, and crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. The perfect full-circle goodbye!

Trump claims he’s NASA-ready: "You have to be very smart... I'm physically very, very good." Buddy, you treat a slight ramp like a black diamond ski slope. G-force would melt that bronzer into the upholstery. One small step for man, one giant leap for delusions. 🚀🤡

"Enough is enough!" Jane Fonda & Tig Notaro lead the way again with this uplifting video for the Committee for the First Amendment. All of us doing just a little bit will make a huge difference. Resist in whatever ways you can. We're in this together. You are not alone!

The SAVE Act isn’t about voter ID. It is a weapon aimed at voter registration. No passport? No birth certificate in your hand? You are shut out. Women, students, military families, low income Americans get hit first. Republicans know it. Call 202-224-3121. #HandsOffHerVote

This is my fight song 🎶 Because democracy doesn’t save itself. We The People keep organizing, voting, and pushing back until this administration is gone and our democracy is protected. We’re not done ✊🏼 #RachelPlatten 🩷 #WeThePeople

There was no ambition in the budget to end the free ride for big gas. And not only will the beer excise continue to raise more than the PRRT, the gap between them is growing! @grogsgamut.bsky.social @mattgrudnoff.bsky.social #auspol #Budget2026

Tim Walz doing mystery science theater but for fox news

Sunny Emilio Biking around Amsterdam

China’s leader, Xi Jinping, delivered a stark warning on Taiwan to Trump as they met for a summit in Beijing on Thursday, saying that the issue, if handled poorly, could lead to conflict and “an extremely dangerous situation”. "We're all royally SCREWED"!

‎[Urdu Dubbing] ‎The incentive documented in the Cypher, which was reportedly withheld for days from former foreign minister Shah Mahmood Qureshi, appears to have been granted after Imran Khan’s government was successfully overthrown by the military establishment. 1/2

📄 Writing Session Results 9 pages 3,263 words I damn near pulled an all-nighter for The Werewolf of the Castle. I'd be lying if I said I wasn’t having fun though. Once the ideas started flowing, I was on a roll. 🐺✍️

Happy Memorial Day! We are officially 28 days away from our upcoming gay cruise group departing on June 22nd, and we have just 4 balcony cabins left. 🚢 Available for solo travelers or double occupancy. Details at: hanksmart.com/editorial/pr... #gaytravel #pride2026 #lgbtqia #cruiselife

It must be the first of the month! New Billboard Day! Also welcome to 2025!

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Bandai Bridge Niigata from Media Ship, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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You can love your partner and still feel disconnected from desire. Hormones, especially testosterone, play a major role in libido and response. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP5J1Z3vqs4

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I can’t speak too highly of Paul Weller Photo my own

I hated having to work with shitty cops. Most of my career, I worked with great cops and Detectives, but sometimes you got stuck with some racist or brutal guys. I had to intervene a few times they got arrogant or excessively physical. I got a bad rep and they avoided working with me afterwards.

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No one even challenged Kerrinne when she continued to show up for Council of the Wise meetings in Teithia. Somehow she was still getting into the city. And everyone was tight lipped.

The rhetoric and completely disjointed statements coming out of the GOP tells me everything I need to know about Trump’s reckless war in Iran. Lindsay Graham: “Not POTUS’s job to have a plan” Ted Cruz: “No indication Iran was close to having nuclear weapons”

When you are chosen you don't have to wipe or wash your hands. Good for the zionists.

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Heute Vormittag um 10:30 Uhr Sonnenschein am Millerntor und Fahnen, die sich im Wind wiegen. Am Sonntag kommen wir nicht umhin das Paket gegen Mainz selbst zu schnüren. Nach unten wird es immer enger und nach oben zählen nur noch Siege. Tore wären für den Anfang nicht schlecht und hinten zu machen ✌️

Why choose one when Chicago has the best of both?! 🍕

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⚡ The first Ukrainian glide bomb is ready for combat deployment. This was reported by Ukraine`s Minister of Defense Mykhailo Fedorov. According to him, the development took 17 months. The warhead weighs 250 kg. 📽️: X / Mykhailo Fedorov

🇫🇷 Bikes are being flipped by fans to build barricades outside Parc des Princes ahead of the PSG-Arsenal UCL final, with BRAV-M riot cops already deployed in force.

300+ people are starving themselves to be heard at Delaney Hall in Newark. ICE responded with rubber bullets and pepper spray. Mainstream media is silent. Three ways to help right now: 💰 Donate at linktr.ee/SupportOurFamilies 📞 Call your senators 🔁 Boost this Do not look away.

Most parents get this goodbye moment completely WRONG, are you making this mistake too? Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/separation_anxiety Slipping away quietly breaks trust. Here's what works. #fyp#viral#foryou#Islam

This is a Labichthys snipe eel. Like many of the animals studied during the #OBVI #LivingBioreactors expedition w/ @schmidtsciences.bsky.social, Labichthys shelter in the depths & make a daily migration to feed near surface waters at night. Read full caption: youtube.com/shorts/zWjxE...

Scatterbrain Sunday: "Why do your robot legs have real feet but no toe nails?" twitch.tv/greatzott

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Take a tour of Canada's only synchrotron research facility! Located in Saskatoon, the CLS produces intensely bright light that scientists use to study materials at the molecular level. Over 1,000 researchers use the CLS every year. Get free tour tickets: https://bit.ly/3Y7pjU3

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Is It Pawsible? Ep. 18: Taking A Disc Out Of Its Case #furry #fursuit #paws #fursuitmaker #challenge #Persona #P5

Happy Miniature Golf Day to the fans in the crowd and on FreezeCrowd.com today! Join us to freeze with something cool on your college campus. What is a cool fact about miniature golf? ❤️⛳❄️ #MiniatureGolfDay #MiniatureGolf #MiniGolf

There's only 1 thing that makes Lu Dort's flagrant foul on Nikola Jokic make sense...

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📊 EDGE replay: #13 Cole Caufield (MTL) scores at 10:50 of the 3rd Period. Assisted by #48 Lane Hutson. Score: MTL 1 - CAR 5 #SoundTheSiren

Gull cry contest, lumber trade troubles, lumber trade troubles and the bid to move the Whitecaps state-side #yyj Catch all of the conversations on today's Ryan & Lisa podcast: www.iheart.com/podcast/1300...

The @libdems.org.uk have been campaigning on housing since before we were the Liberal Democrats. I'm pushing the Government to ensure local authorities have sufficient financial resources to end rough sleeping in #Woking and beyond.

Happy Mother’s Day! 🌹 From your favorite loner.. the black sheep of the family.. who became a single mother out of necessity. 🥲 Manifesting a life where I don’t have to pretend I’m okay or spend every “special” day by ourselves. 🩵 #HappyMothersDay #BlackSheep #Loner #Motherhood #Family

Massive mihi to ActionStation for this energising, inspiring and info-packed hui to kick start our election mahi. We were honoured and privileged to be there among Aotearoa's brightest and most passionate humans.

“lobes and stuff”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Glad I wasn't driving.

I-79 SB @ HERBST MANOR 🕒 9:42 PM - 9:42 PM ET (2x speed) 🌡️ 66°F | Mostly Clear 📍: 40.492826,-80.126909

Pode passar que eu garanto que é super seguro!

Breathe in, breathe out.

Reform comes to Swindon to say how broken things are, but at the same time praises my work reindustrialising the town. I am proud to have been the first MP in decades to bring advanced manufacturing back to Swindon, making us the drone manufacturing hub of the U.K. 🧵

🗣️El hermano de Sánchez niega influencias, asegura que su puesto evolucionó de forma natural 🌀"Muchos de los que declararon eran del PSOE y han conseguido después cargos en la Diputación", José Apezarena 💢"A mi me parece un despropósito de procedimiento", @loretoochando.bsky.social en #MalasLenguas