What you get when Jeff Bezos funds the Met Gala....

Thanks to King Orange Pedo and his GOPstapo ass-kissers, America is now that bad movie you start watching in the hope it gets better, but it just gets worse and worse and worse. ... and worse. #MondayMood #KingOrangePedo #GOPstapo

And now, a little ditty about the state of your wallet thanks to King Orange Warmonger and his Trumpettes...

Looking for a place to stop and celebrate Mother's Day in a special wa--  Oh, wait. This looks good. #HappyMothersDay!

I'm bored. Bored to tears. Bored beyond belief. Bored at the mere prospect of continuing to walk the Earth. I'm just so ... fucking ... bored. #Monday #mood

Me every time Pedo von Shitshispants says it's the Left and the critical press that's the cause of political violence in America and not the violent shit King Orange Fascist spews every fucking day.

Nite all. Hope you all had a nice Mother's Day. And remember... A boy's best friend is his mother. #HappyMothersDay #MothersDay

Life is a highway. ... and I seem to be hitting all the toll roads. #WednesdayThoughts on a #WednesdayMorning

Another #TuesdayMorning. Happy #TacoTuesday, #TittyTuesday and #TwatwaffleTuesday to all who celebrate.

Nite all. Exhausted. Joey out.

🚨 ICYMI: Kentucky’s Senate primary showed the growing power of Trump’s endorsement inside the GOP. Andy Barr won decisively after Trump endorsed him and a major rival exited the race for an ambassadorship role. The seat Mitch McConnell held since 1984 is now heading to a Trump loyalist.

What can Jane Goodall’s work teach us today? From chimp research to global advocacy, she reshaped how we see nature. Join CUNY researchers to explore her legacy and what studying primates means today. 📅 March 25 | 6:30 PM 🔗 RSVP Link: www.gc.cuny.edu/events/city-... #cuny #science

453: Envoy Extraordinary - William Golding (1957) Intro Rating: 3.28 ⭐️ Watch Summary (7 min) in the profile Genre: Anthologies, Contemporary, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Sci Fi, Science Fiction, Short Stories, Speculative Fiction 📚 Love books? ❤️ Like, ➕ Follow, ✈️ Share

Hawks center Jock Landale (high right ankle sprain) will miss at least two weeks against the Knicks in the playoffs. Landale was injured by Magic center Goga Bitadze on April 1. He averaged 10.6 points on 52% from the field and 38% from 3-point range with 5.7 rebounds this season.

When hope comes within reach, anxiety rises to its highest point. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Fragments collide and reconstruct new fictional worlds. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

रात में अंजीर वाला दूध पीने के फायदे #short #health #viral

News Update Today for May 7. #news #newsupdate

In the Rycroft report debate I raised @CommonsSITC evidence that TikTok Meta and X algorithms are controlled by foreign billionaires with political agendas and asked if that could constitute a political donation. I urged him to implement our proposals on algorithmic transparency

#Rogfast. Built deep beneath the sea through solid rock, this mega project is set to become one of the most impressive transport achievements in the world. Would you drive through it? 🌊🚗 #engineering #tunnel #sea #project #Norway

Happy Earth Day, Spadina–Harbourfront! I hope you all have the chance to get outside and enjoy the incredible nature our riding has to offer, from our magnificent waterfront, to the islands, and the many parks in between. #cdnpoli #MPChiNguyen #SpadinaHarbourfront

Les trois infos du jour valent le détour ! - Y'aurait-il une polémique Octavia Butler ? - Bon, Narnia sera en retard ! - On a un chouette roman de SF à vous présenter. Tout ça, c'est sur le site Actusf #sciencefiction #sciencefictionfan #OctaviaButler #Narnia #CSLewis #gretagerwigfilm

It’s a perfect day for Randy, and getting in the requests that get you hyped for tonight, baby!! 💁🏻‍♂️☄️🔥📈🪿 Plus some tasty Daily Jams & 6/18/21 at Legend Valley with Kyle aka @gratefulkirf.bsky.social 🌄 Keep it Ted ✌️ wtedradio.com 🕑EST

Happy MAR10 Day! 🥳 PB is a big fan. 😁 #PumpkinBoy #SuperMario #MAR10Day

You know your humour is broken, when this makes you life it's an old old one, but I am crying laughing at this god sake 😆😆😂😂

All pictures taken by me in amazing lives. Just because my mobility is limited doesn’t mean my eyes & ability to see beauty is. I use the opportunity of people going live to help bring me to the places my body can’t 🫶🏻 #fyp #chronicallyhealingmouse🐭 #chronicillness #photography #disability

Meu coração min yoongi #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS #BTS_WORLDTOUR_ARIRANG_LASVEGAS_D1

QChiseled dudes are raising money by crushing watermelons with their thighs. If they hit $200k, Dr. Rubin has to try it too! Heart disease is the #1 killer of women, but symptoms like fatigue, nausea, & back pain are often ignored. Share widely to improve lives everywhere!

The truth? Trump's actions have put a lot more money in Iranian coffers...

Repost by @TheNBACentel Drake haters seeing that he dropping 3 albums Click to see original repost

Looks like Hope found yet another way to have fun 🐺🎶 #indiegames #zeldalike #wolf

V. Zelensky Je suis reconnaissant au SSU d'avoir porté un coup à l'une des importantes entreprises militaires 🇷🇺. La distance de notre frontière est de 1700km, c'est la région de Perm. Metafracs Chemicals est une partie importante de l'industrie chimique 🇷🇺. La production de l'entreprise fournit 🧵

Tombstone!! #AEWDoN

Breakup songs earn $8.65M on average. Love songs earn $7.87M. Harry Styles just dropped his fourth album. Fans already think half the tracks are about Olivia Wilde. At this point Harry Styles doesn’t go through breakups — he goes through content cycles. Love On

Tom Adelsbach So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

Less foundation, more glow! ☀️ My spring beauty secret is Bellawell's Vitamin C Serum. After a month of use, my dark spots are fading and my base is brighter than ever. Your skin wants to breathe—give it the support it needs to shine! ✨ #SkincareRoutine #NaturalGlow #Bellawell #VitaminC #HealthySkin

"Il n'y aura pas de guerre chaude dans les années à venir entre Taïwan et la Chine" ▶️ Pierre-Antoine Donnet, rédacteur en chef de Asia Magazine, était l'invité de Stéphanie Antoine sur #ledebatf24 : https://go.france24.com/UXfX

Their 1.2 million homes target is nowhere near on track, building costs keep rising, and now they want changes to negative gearing and CGT that could lock another generation out of home ownership.

⭕Scènes apocalyptiques dans plusieurs villes du Sud du #Liban ce matin. Les frappes #Israéliennes s’intensifient, les autorités #Libanaises sont silencieuses.

The co-main event of Saturday's MVPW-03 fight night features Amanda "The Real Deal" Serrano against challenger Cheyenne Hanson, who promise a "heavy-hitting" bout. More: https://www.ktsm.com/sports/local-sports/amanda-serrano-excited-to-be-part-of-mvpw-03-in-el-paso/

Analysts project oil won't fall below $70/barrel until 2032, meaning sub-$3 gas prices are at least 6 years away.

Unseen footage of morning "News" meeting at the New York Times.

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“Please hear me clearly: you belong. Your service matters. Our country is better because of you.” — Congresswoman Sarah McBride, addressing five retiring trans service members in a ceremony hosted yesterday by the Human Rights Campaign @mcbride.house.gov @hrc.org

god i love chaotix in sonic x so much

Edinburgh. Saltires for Palestine. #FreePalestine

Back to Kyuukyuu Sentai GoGoFive! Here we see there second mecha, the Grand Liner! Here we see it combine for the first time and it's so badass! I just love train mechas!! #tokusatsu #supersentai #gogofive #gogov #mecha #90s

Jamen, vill man avleda litet - så kör man hårt på något annat. Lite som En prutt i klassrummet: den skyldige stormar upp och pekar på andra (ej skyldig för detta hemska beteende, hell no - det var Stoffe ju!!).

The Citizenship Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment means what it says: Every child born in the U.S. is a U.S. citizen.  After argument today, we are optimistic that the Supreme Court will agree.   More from @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social:

Morning Minute feat. WisGOP 2026 State Convention with GOP gubernatorial candidate Tom Tiffany 📺 wiseye.org/2026/05/16/2... 🫶 wiseye.org/donate 📧 wiseye.org/newsletters #WisconsinEye #Wisconsin #wipolitics #campaign2026 #election2026

One of the most heartwarming moments I've seen in Big Bear Valley -- Jackie/Shadow flies in to the nest and Sandy/Luna grabs the parent's foot and shakes it. #eagles #birds #FOBBVCAM

"By the turn of the millennium, climate denial had been accepted by ... the Republican Party, basically, because [CC] was part of the grandiose threat ... to their culture." How this infodemic got into Washington is revealed in the investigative study in www.routledge.com/Climate-Deni...

The White House and Congress are not the home of democracy or the Republic ... it is now the home plutocracy, kakistocracy, and autocracy.

You're not seeing double. That's his second one tonight.

Hassett is a negative energy vampire. Isn't he Colin's cousin?

Have you ever known exactly what you needed to do, but still couldn't make yourself start? 🧵 Not because you didn't know. Not because you didn't have the information. You knew you needed to make the call. You knew you needed to apply.

The Pentagon is completely humiliated. Iran brilliantly executed a massive saturation attack using ballistic missiles and kamikaze drones, completely overwhelming the US Patriot defense systems. Trump's disastrous war has left American bases completely defensele

Teach your daughters to be a Ciara, not an Amanda. IYKYK🙌🏼 #Pinks

Being black in Israel, our greatest ally in the middle east

According to his latest financial disclosure, Trump made more than 3,400 stock trades worth over $250 million in just the first three months of 2026. Sen. Warren noted that's roughly half the trading activity of all 535 members of Congress combined last year.

Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx JUST IN: Albania is on fire right now. Over 300,000 people are shutting down the capital. They refuse to hand their land to Jewish billionaires. x.com/Parodyjeffx/...