The older I get... That's it. That's the whole post.

How can there be so many incompetent assassins in a country with SO MANY fucking gun nuts?! #shotsfired #CorrespondentsDinner #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner

Scott Jennings is such a douchebag that actual bags of douche look at him and go, "Wow. THAT'S a fuckin' douchebag!" #MondayMood on a #MondayMorning

I'm sorry I knocked your new, very expensive glasses off your face and they exploded into shards as they hit the hardwood floors. But in my defense... They are called throw pillows.

Oh #FFS! I thought I was going to sleep early, but #insomnia had other ideas.

Did I overdo it on #SaturdayNight? Well, I slept for about 14 hours, so you tell m-- Look, don't judge. ... ... It's certainly not making #Sunday any fun so far, that I can tell you.

Life is a highway. ... and I seem to be hitting all the toll roads. #WednesdayThoughts on a #WednesdayMorning

Me every time Pedo von Shitshispants says it's the Left and the critical press that's the cause of political violence in America and not the violent shit King Orange Fascist spews every fucking day.

Well, it's #midnight. Damn right. We're wound up too tight. I've got a fist full of whiskey. The bottle just bit me. Oh, that shit makes me batshit crazy. We've got no fear, no doubt; all in balls out....

Two Chilean men were sentenced to five years in prison Wednesday for their involvement in a burglary at a Town of Delafield home last October, where more than $100,000 in jewelry was stolen. Read more: tinyurl.com/54umevnw 

🗣My mind's my 9, my pen's my Mac-10.. Remembering Biggie on his birthday (May 21, 1972 – March 9, 1997) 🕊️ #Biggie

#NBA Playoffs - West 2nd Round - Game 7 Nuggets @ Thunder #dataviz

Wegovy Sales Exceed Forecasts, Private Credit Expansion, and Lufthansa Fuel Costs #finance #economy #business #markets

@rosabrooks.bsky.social and @edwardluce.bsky.social join @djrothkopf.bsky.social to examine the possible next steps for this administration and why Iran might not be interested in what Trump’s selling. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...  youtu.be/L4IpetXky_c

⚡️Ukrainian drone strike completely destroyed a rare Russian military aircraft.

Follow the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo #WithWolfram—trajectory data, 3D visualizations and both Earth-centric and Moon-centric views. https://community.wolfram.com/groups/-/m/t/3672762

How is it possible to say that we still have a democracy when so many people will be directly disenfranchised and their voices ignored Credits: @motherjonesmag

We had 3 very close asteroid flybys over last few days,all 3 asteroids passing closer to🌎than the🌎-🌕separation distance. An interesting asteroid convergence after the anomalous fireball activity of March&April of this year x.com/StefanBurnsG... NASA JPL orbit viewer ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/orbit_...

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Ukraine: German Defense Minister Boris Pistorius made a surprise visit to Kyiv and signed a joint-production agreement for manufacture of long-range drones with a range of 1,500km.

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📢 Les biblioteques de Barcelona comencen una vaga indefinida per denunciar la precarització estructural. 🗣️ "Instem Collboni i el gerent a solucionar-ho. Nosaltres no som les culpables", diu Irene Lameiro @cgtcatalunya.bsky.social | @rtvecatalunya.bsky.social

Helluva tapes Archival - Ribbin in my hair youtu.be/JVb-iBASNOs #helluvaboss #helluvatapesarchival #analoghorror

📊 2026-04-26 • Myanmar: Junta Imposes Martial Law on 60 Towns; China FM Wang Yi Visits Naypyidaw; IDP Camp Child Killed in Hpakant Mortar Strike • Ukraine War: Russia Launches Largest Aerial Attack in Months: 666 Drones and Missiles Batter Ukraine — RAF Shoots Down Russian Drone… 🔗 watchboard.dev

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LO STRIKES IT LOW 🚀 Ally Sentnor finds captain Lo LaBonta to tie it all up at home!

BANNON: The great Tulsi Gabbard, let’s be blunt, got fired. Her husband’s horrible cancer. They’re very close and very special people, and everybody has prayers for them. But Tulsi was on borrowed time. This is Ratcliffe, CIA and Mossad. This is a hostile takeover of the DNI.

“The #neoconfederates are man handling Black elected officials in Tennessee while ramming through their racist maps.” @justinjpearson.bsky.social is fighting back. ~Joy Ann Reid

Labour Party chair: ".. the British people.. want us to focus on the cost of living, which is what we're doing with our announcements today on childcare" The announcement is asking the Competition and Markets Authority to look at it.

Technology moves fast.Human wisdom must move with it. Living with AI amzn.eu/d/35s9dRx #LivingWithAI #AmazonBestseller #FaisalRahim #BooksThatIgnite #BooksThatEndure

Raven Johnson career high 16 points #WNBA

When In Doubt, use dynamite! #Fortnite #FortniteBattleRoyale #fortniteshorts #fortniteclips WCW Nitro intro live! New video YouTube.com/Danlaw83 #PS5Share

The Protect College Sports Act helps student-athletes, enshrining NIL rights in law, protecting them from predatory agents, and requiring health care coverage, whether you’re playing DI football or DIII fencing.

Borahae Con tickets are now $45 instead of $35 (+tax and Eventbrite fees) since Early Bird sales have ended. They will increase 2 more times before the con date. Want to save $10 off your ticket NOW and get the Early Bird price again? HERE'S HOW (see comments)

Queer Ecology Walk! 🌈 2/22, 4pm 🌈 link in bio. And YES don’t worry we talk about the more trendy gay animals too. I just love plants! What can I say. #queerecology #queer #losangeles #lgbtq #🌈

Some military commanders believe the war against Iran is divine and the start of Revelations. It's both insane and driving down troop morale. #war #isreal #us #iran #christian

One in nine species in Scotland is at risk of extinction. We can change this. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Natural Environment Bill is our chance to set binding targets to restore nature. Take 30 seconds to email your MSPs here: scotlink.eaction.online/targets #Scotland #NatureRestoration #NaturalEnvironmentBill

Who else books cruises just for the date nights? 🔗 in bio for the ones who know. #CouplesTravel #CelebrateTogether #DateNightVibes #Cruisin

While I love the size, location & bones of this historic property in Tuscany, I would have to modernize the interior a bit. *See thread for details… ✨💕 | JamesEdition “Signs follow, they do not precede”.” ― Neville Goddard, Feeling is the Secret

#trump #DV1 #ProudBlue #Melania #Satire Smiling like her face was trapped in a permanent wind tunnel while strategically "handling" a decaying real estate mogul's portfolio. Proof that the ultimate power move is just sleeping with the lights off.

260528 🦌🫧 12:39AM 🐬 /sticker/ ㅎㅎㅎ When is round-and-round Yoona making a comeback ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ 🦌 Already... 🦌 Hahat 🦌 Give me a pass this week... 🦌 /sticker/ 🦌 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 🦌 Still, let's eat our meals welll

@irelandineu.bsky.social @eudiplomacy.bsky.social #podcast #semiconductors #taiwan

Thank you to California Professional Firefighters for your endorsement and your unwavering service to our state. California's firefighters and first responders have our backs when we need them most. As Governor, I'll have their backs, too. @cafirefighters.bsky.social

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Um mundo que conheço como a palma da minha mão!

Some press from CBC Vancouver about our launch on Thursday, Dec. 18, 2025 #newwest #burnaby #tricitiesbc #coquitlam #portcoquitlam #portmoody #anmore #belcarra #news #newspaper #localnews #localnewsmatters #coop #nonprofit #notglaciermedia #journalism #reporters #democracy ##newswestminster #stories

My hair may have turned out a smiiiiiiiidge* pinker than I intended. *lot

🍏🍎🍐🍊 🐦‍⬛️🇷🇺💰Тата је користио шунку као пример да објасни како функционише порез својој ћерки. Као резултат тога, она је изненада изгубила сваку жељу да одрасте

Bullets & Burritos sounds like fun!

🚨🇮🇷 ÚLTIMA HORA: CGRI de Irán ataca base de origen de agresión de EEUU contra isla de Sirik 🔺 El CGRI de Irán ha informado que atacó una base aérea que fue utilizada para un ataque estadounidense contra una torre de telecomunicaciones en la isla de Sirik.

Today's administration stands to surpass these atrocities. The 1830 Indian Removal Act stands as one of the worst foreign policy decisions in US history. After settlers repeatedly violated land treaties,the govt forced 100,000 Native Americans off their ancestral lands. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

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Another SCHD 49 debate clip. This time the mod is asking about protecting people from ICE, essentially. #SCpol In Rock Hill, elementary school classrooms are typically comprised of something like ten Black Students, nine White students, and eight Latino students.

What a fun Kids in Charge Day all planned by the children themselves! We’re already saving our Dojo £s for the next one! 🤞🤞 #antohandwb #antopupilvoice 👫🙌🥰🥳🤩🥳🥰🙌👫

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Makai Lemon is already injured... No practice today, with a noticeable limp. Original post

O Scorsese falando que aceitou fazer a capa por causa da Francesca (obviamente) e porque descobriu que foi a Charli que escreveu So I aí tudo sabe kkkkkkkkkkk E já é outra capa que é um marco da cultura

And Ospreay's on to the finals! That was awesome! #AEWDynamite