The corporate America April Fool’s Day email jokes abound this fine morn…

To all that celebrate: “Happy Rapture Day!” 🥳 #Rapture2025👽

Oh, this’ll solve it. Y’all voted for this bullshit. 😂 #MeetThePress

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, up.🎄 #MerryChristmas 🎅🏽

Feliz Navidad.🎅🏾 #MerryChristmas 💫

TFW•When your Amazon.com fresh ambassador texts you product subs; on the fly….😂.

GENO, Geno…Geno, che cazzo stai facendo? 🤌🏼 #MarchMadness @uconn.bsky.social

¡Se pasaron! 😂 #PuertoRico 🐸

2 1/2 days, 3/4 inch swollen toe + 3 bloody knuckles later, my Christmas Decorations are itemized/labeled/stored. 🤕 Clumsy for life. OCD

#BadBunny 🇵🇷

"Australians deserve to get a fair return on the export of our gas." "Companies can export it...but they should be paying us 25% of whatever they get for that gas." - @davidpocock.bsky.social 👏👏👏 #auspol

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Will this 'examination' ever be complete?🤔 We need full BDS. Our bill to sanction Israel will be voted on in the Dáil this Wednesday evening. We need to fully cut genocidal Israel off economically, just like was done with apartheid South Africa. #VoteToSanctionIsrael

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Discover the surprising ingredient differences in everyday foods between the US and other countries. Learn how these differences affect your health and well-being.⁣ ⁣ * McDonald's French fries in the US versus the UK: notable ingredient disparity.⁣ ⁣

Alien: Anecdote #alien #aliens #ufo #seedance2 #aivideo

Why do Republicans cheer on starving kids?

😍🐶 Vid: wander_with_willow on instagram.

Thousands of federal retirees can’t get their retirement documents. They call OPM & get busy signals & endless hold times. Director Scott Kupor gave us a partial response & omitted critical info. I’m demanding real answers. I won’t stop until federal retirees get the benefits they earned.

💥 Fmr US Marine inside destroyed school in Iran. "Precision strikes on CHILDREN by the Epstein Class with YOUR tax dollars." @RealKenOKeefe

How is the Leafs season going? 🥴 Nylander catches Stolarz up high in warmups. He did not start tonight as planned😬 Subscribe 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL

#AEW #FullGear 2025 - #KyleOReilly forks #JonMoxley in the head | #allelitewrestling #vhs

Rest In Power Sonny Rollins

Bad dental experiences spread fast. Patient experience is the full journey—from the first call to the final visit. That’s why designing experiences, not just procedures, matters. Hear more from Betsy Mitchell on Beyond the Operatory: https://ow.ly/oOlj50YH203

Rubio: Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military Trump administration is set to seek a $1.5 trillion dollar Defense budget for next fiscal year, spending to be paid for by cuts to healthcare-Bloomberg

#Israel

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2 quarters, 2 blocks for Adem Bona 🚫

Mina Shirakawa: [official name] ハリケーン・レッグ・スクリューMINA (HURRICANE LEG SCREW MINA) Notes: not her best one but not bad either #AEWDoN 🤼‍♂️

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Das ist billig. Ein Euro sind gerade 4,22 Zloty. Hier zahlst du mal mindestens das Dreifache. Komm, wir fahren nach Polen zum KFC. Die haben glaube ich auch noch die gute Panade, nicht den Rotz, den die hier verkaufen.

Has your MP joined the Parliamentary Call for a televised emergency briefing to the nation on the threats from climate change and nature loss? www.nebriefing.org/parliamentar... Have they watched the expert briefings? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... #NEB2025 #TimeToStepUp

WOW!!!! CONGRATS!!!

How long does Canada have before Venezuelan oil replaces Canadian oil? https://fcpp.org/the-cost-of-discount-oil-and-gas/

🏒 Brock Faber and the Minnesota Wild answer the Avalanche just :20 after Colorado scored on the powerplay. Wild lead 4-1. #MNWild

Möchte insbesondere @kaichen vom sprechenden Elchkopf Charly grüßen 🫎

BARTIROMO: Last time we spoke, you told me you were expecting GDP growth to go north of 6% later this year once the Iran conflict wraps up. Are you still expecting that? HASSETT: I really do think you could see a quarter like that

CRYSTAL PALACE OPEN THE SCORING WITH A BOOM 💥 Jean-Philippe Mateta pounces on the rebound to make it 1-0!

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Kookaburras are non-aquatic kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea, but you've probably heard their unique calls and sounds in the background of countless Tarzan or Amazon rainforest movies 😊 #Birds #Nature

PLAYER SPOTLIGHT ✨ Presented by @telus Who is Alphonso Davies, the Bayern Munich defender looking to lead his country this summer? 🫡 Here's Kristian Jack with 2 minutes or less on this CanMNT 🇨🇦 star

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Congrats to the corgi for picking every single Thunder-Spurs game correctly 😲

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Drop your fighters…

Send this to white American pearl-clutchers still going on about how to behave after the passing of a public figure

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The problem is he did put out what he called a plan and the press reported it as if it was plan. Our original post came because he was making a specific claim of how his plan would impact a billionaire based on his "plan". So, either his figure is made up, or he has plan details he hasn't released.

Game 3. At home. Series tied 1-1. This is where we take over. Bell Centre better be shaking tonight—every shift matters. Time to defend home ice 🔥🔵⚪️🔴 #GoHabsGo #Habs #Game3 #Playoffs

I am such a fan!

@ofspiiderswords.bsky.social

Monkey In St Elizabeth Jamaica

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YEEEEE HAAAW #🦐

MOTHER OF GOD, DID @sonicmega.bsky.social GO INSANE! #ReZERO @mickles.bsky.social @thedonutgremlin.bsky.social

I voted! @greenparty.org.uk

No sé tú, pero yo a veces me siento abrumada y desconectada. Necesitando mucho de esto cada día más. @elhambredevivir #psicologia #amorpropio #saludmental #autocuidado

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Epstein files - cold case solved 😔 #epstein