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I’ve just discovered the cure anytime I’m suffering imposter syndrome (I’m a writer - it’s in the job description). I’m just going to play this.

Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it.

Coffee spit time. Stephen Colbert and Jack White sharing hot dogs Lady and the Tramp style is the midweek fix I didn’t know I needed. Crying. 😂

Microwaved Mel Gibson says what now? Circumcision causes autism? Christ on a fucking pushbike. The Cunt of Mostly Crisco’s one achievement… he’s managed to gather together an entire village of idiots.

And in the least surprising news of 2026, the war that wasn’t a war is back on. Just in time for the US Memorial Day holiday when the nation remembers its fallen soldiers.

Oh, yes. I remember the Glamorous Triangle Period in Ancient Greek architecture. “These are great Classical buildings they’re taken from very glamorous times… This is Rome… they like the flat roof… Greece likes the… they call it the triangles.”

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

Coffee spit time. No wonder autocrats fucking hate comedians. Jimmy Kimmel doubles down and whacks it out of the park.

Crying with laughter. Epic British shade. Don’t think Bonnie King Charles is too impressed with the massive ballroom. "On this occasion I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing… We made our own small attempt at real estate redevelopment of the White House in 1814.”

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying.

First coffee spit of the day. Crying with laughter here. I can’t believe that I’m spreading Iranian propaganda. But they are killing it in the meme war. Killing it.

Oh, look! It’s Our Lady of the Holey Camel Toe!

It’s World Bat Appreciation Day. And I will never stop loving this. I’m pretty sure I dated that first guy during my Goth era. 🔊on.

Fucking Royale with Cheese. He really is that stupid. In a Pentagon prayer meeting (yes, that’s a thing now) Kegsbreath used Jules’ legendary, and also completely fabricated, “biblical” verse from Pulp Fiction. It’s actually a mash-up of Ezekiel 25:17 and lines from a ‘70s martial arts film.

Well, fuck. Strip down, America. She’s coming to shave the entire nation.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

History will marvel at how he managed to assemble an entire village of fucking idiots in the one place. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent downplaying climate change: “The natural habitat for the Earth is actually water.”

With all those empty bleachers, I thought it was the Vanilla Ice Not-Dead-Just-Melted return tour. No. It’s the launch of Turning Point’s campus tour, starring Lay-Z-Boy Vance and everyone’s favourite widow, Erika Kirk. With that “crowd,” looks like they may have reached their turning point.

My Italian is a little rusty… but I think I’ve got the gist of this: “go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.” This is the Italian opposition leader voicing solidarity with PM Georgia Meloni and Pope Leo after the fermenting sack of lard attacked them both.

Yep. There we go. First coffee spit of the day. If you were around in the ‘80s, you’ll feel this. “Blockade, blockade… I thought this was easy peasy.”

Hey, pot. Come over here. There’s a kettle I’d like you to meet.

Austria. Slovenia. Same same. Fuck me.

First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

And the Artemis moon adventurers are back. There’s me getting a little weepy. Because in this moment, we can celebrate how fucking remarkable we are as a species. That there is nothing we can’t achieve when we work together as one. And I really hope the rescue crew wore monkey masks. 🐵

I think I’m beginning to understand the male loneliness epidemic.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

I am definitely not imagining a military operation when I hear this…. 😂

Couldn’t agree more. You definitely can’t have nuclear weapons in the hands of a fucking lunatic… Pot, allow me to introduce you to kettle.

Hey Australia 🇦🇺, Proud moment. The tangerine cuntwaffle called us out while praising the autocratic dough boy. Nice to be on the right side of history, isn’t it?

That bunny’s tripping balls.

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.