A live update from the Bluesky server room:

When a celebrity who mysteriously followed you just as mysteriously unfollows you.

Crows visit my backyard every day for treats and drinks from my water feature. They drop trinkets at my door and wake me at dawn by calling outside my bedroom window. So the occasional scrambled egg = my own feathered street gang 🤘😎

The Kennedy Center has the opportunity to create the best fundraising opportunity of all time.

Morning.

Me by the time the midterms get here:

Me spotting a Russian troll from three threads away:

Keisha Lance Bottoms watching Burt Jones’ & Rick Jackson’s attack ads on each other:

Essentially Hunter Biden’s attitude on X:

Herschel Walker has entered the chat.

Hakeem Jeffries: The country’s falling apart. The economy is a disaster. Gas prices have skyrocketed. He’s gotten us involved in this reckless and costly war of choice in the Middle East… but he has time to post about me seemingly every day—sometimes multiple times a day

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@nytimes.com HI - new book exposes a future Sports League that makes politics FUN AGAIN! The United States Civic League: The Sports League of Real Democracy. RTweet, Repost, Review bit DOT ly/politicsgame -- #politics #sports #games

Top 10 Business headlines 🙄 1. China’s Xi meets Putin, warns of return to 'law of the jungle' 2. US Pauses Visa Processing For 75 Countries; Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran Read More 🚀 - seefinish.com/business/ 🎁 Shop @ ZUMAFIND.COM 🇳🇬 #ai #us #iran #trump #ceo #oil

#NBA West Playoffs, Round 2 - Game 4 Spurs @ Timberwolves

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The police need to check his devices RIGHT NOW.

Honored to attend the ribbon cutting for the Love Beyond Boundaries – Angels from Taiwan Life Creation Charity Art Exhibition. 🎨💙 Despite physical and emotional challenges, they continue to inspire others with their creativity and perseverance.

Grandpa Trump sleeps while Hegseth stumbles, perhaps drunkenly, through an embarrassment of a memorial day address. No wonder Iran was able to use Lego cartoons to beat the US at war.

Coming up on 12 News: Providence Police Chief Oscar Perez talks about why it's so important to catch parole violators. Watch at 5 p.m. for more: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/man-on-parole-for-murder-arrested-in-alleged-drug-trafficking-operation/ 

Sam Reid, Assad Zaman, Eric Bogosian, Jennifer Ehle, Delainey Hayles and Jacob Anderson trying to guess which lines from the new season of #TheVampireLestat fans will be quoting back to them. #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtvs3 #iwtvcast #iwtvimmortalfamily #iwtvsky

Speaker Johnson really wondered how we expect the millionaires in Congress to live off only $174k without a little stock trading. That's why I pledge to dedicate time in Congress to teaching the 98% of Congress that isn’t from the working class about how to make ends meet, no insider trading needed.

💡 Genius. One of the best OpenClaw automations I've seen. Finds homes without pools → renders a pool into the backyard → calculates ROI → generates a cinematic video → mails the owner a before/after postcard. All automatically.

Happy Nunday , everybody 😁she’s cooking skull burgers for her fellow godly Gothic people 😁 #SynthArt #creativeAI #AiArtCommunity #Aidigitalart #AIillustration #promptart #aiartwork #GenerativeAI #Digital3DArt #justbecause #nunday

🚨 Cúilín Media - Podcast Clip! 🚨 The lads discuss Waterford’s superb win away against Cork 🔥 This result came after beating Kerry away in Round 1 - they are on a roll! 🤯 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

Become the Fort Condor grandmaster on Hard difficulty. #FinalFantasyVIIRemake #PS5Share

Seeking a career change? Direct Support Professionals (DSPs) help individuals with intellectual/developmental disabilities learn new skills, achieve personal goals, and integrate into their communities. Find DSP positions near you at rhahealth.org/dspjobs! #HealthcareJobs #DSPJobs

Repeat after me - we can't drill, pipe, or log our way out of this crisis. No time to wait. #ActOnClimate #climate #climatemergency #gorenewable

How a #Jew decided to become a #Nazi

We're leaving #ASH25 filled with even more inspiration and determination to bring innovative treatment options to patients living with challenging blood cancers. Watch to see how our team engaged at this year’s meeting! 🎥 🩸

Knicks-Hawks Game 6

That's a relief, it means I can continue to indulge in living by wearing ≥FFP2 respirators because they are not "masks" ... 🙄🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #PrecautionaryPrincipleFFS #PreventionBetterThanCure #Wear≥FFP2RespiratorsNotMasks #NameAndNormalise #NoFalseEquivalence ...

This country belongs to the people. No kings. No exceptions. March 28 • 10AM • Idaho State Capitol

⚠️Clavicular - What are GEN Z Saying⚠️ #Clavicular #genzslang #thematrixnetwork

JUST IN: Man accused of throwing Subway sandwich at federal officer charged with felony assault. www.fox5dc.com/news/man-acc...

Now Streaming 🇺🇸 🎸👉 youtube.com/playlist?lis... #art #music #veterans #memorialday

TFW•When your Amazon.com fresh ambassador texts you product subs; on the fly….😂.

We really are living in a weird ass timeline where we find out from freaking Kelsey Swanson that the RHOM ladies are hanging out #RHOM #RHORI

Brooke Rollins stripped food benefits from 4.3 million people and told Congress she doesn’t have exact data on what happened to them. The One Big Beautiful Bill cut $186 billion from SNAP and added paperwork requirements that end benefits if you miss a deadline. She guessed it was probably fine.

Approaching the summit of Forcella Staulanza, with Rubio and Ciccone still leading. They have 25" over the chasers, and 2'30" over the peloton 📺 Follow the #Giroditalia on TV, and on socials, wherever you are 🌐

The absence of a father, especially when needed, can be unravelling #SafeSpace #HealingVoices #Empowerment #YouAreHeard #HealingIsAJourney #CommunityOfHope #WatchNow #ListenNow #ShareThisStory #SpreadAwareness #JoinTheConversation #PodcastAlert #MustListen #Inspiration #Storytelling

Does being born on US soil automatically make you an American? Today, SCOTUS hears a case that could dismantle over a century of precedent. From the historic Wong Kim Ark ruling to today, I break down what’s at stake.

Team SLG | This Month White Sox - .480 Nationals - .462 Yankees, Braves - .434 --- Rangers - .331 Angels - .321 Tigers - .316 #WhiteSox

Everybody relax! 😅 Things just got HEATED between @SamiZayn and @CodyRhodes...

REMINDER: The ASBMR 2026 Call for Abstracts is OPEN! Share your research on the global stage and apply for ASBMR awards and travel grants designed to support scientists at every career stage. 📅 Deadline: May 7 📍 Boston | Oct 9-12, 2026 Your science belongs. Submit today.

Happy AEW Double or Nothing day! #AEWDoN

ELC Executive Director @bob-kim.bsky.social discusses his March 25 public testimony urging the NJ Legislature to support Gov. Sherrill’s school funding proposals for FY27 and renew the current funding formula. Follow us for more information about NJ public education funding!

Documentary Film Struggles_ Funding & Streamer Challenges. Producer Director PARIS BARCLAY discusses the new feature doc "BILLY PRESTON: THAT'S THE WAY GOD PLANNED IT" Full Interview: https://www.westdoconline.com/post/documentary-billy-preston-that-s-the-way-god-planned-it

Join us this evening from 6-8pm to view some great student artwork in the Rick Woods Lobby Art Gallery. Many of the artists will be here to discuss their works and light snacks will be provided! #cpactn #TTUStudentart #ReceptionTonight

Collab Time! 🥳 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

I am a very serious economist with very serious thoughts about the future of the United States.

Republicans like to say we don’t need to fully fund programs that help pregnant moms stay fed because enrollment dropped last year. NEWSFLASH!!! Enrollment dropped because they shut down the government & starved the program for TWO MONTHS! They should really do their homework.

anyways enjoy this voice test before i get VFS in two days

The lessons are clear. People are looking to get rid of FF-FG, and the left needs to give them a clear alternative. We need commitments NOT to go into government with FF-FG, combined with clear left principles on housing, cost of living, climate, etc. to offer a clear choice at the next election.

30 years ago.... my word... Great debut album! "Renee" is one of my fav songs ever. It's a sad jam... I love this line.... 🗣️She wants to be a lawyer.. in other words shorty studies law…

After a series of power outages, a partial blackout has been reported in several cities in the occupied Donetsk region. It is likely that a substation is on fire. #russianLosses #UkraineNews

I may have to suck it up and sell a kidney for tix to this concert 😣😩😢😭😭

Frente da loja da Calvin Klein em Harajuku, no Japão 🇯🇵 — O evento iniciará em breve! #JUNGKOOKxCALVINKLEIN