*getting my eyebrows waxed* The wax lady: “Your upper lip too?” Me:

Needed new house slippers, and this was my final choice.

Am I holy enough for you?

They be like gah damn!

Yummy ramen date for lunch.

Mornings looking like…

The artist Vs The art

I decided to leave cuz I had a visitor. The spots all yours big dawg. I don’t stick around to see what your lurking in the shallow for. You got it bruh.

From a bar in Port Canaveral, FL

Why is this SO DAMN ACCURATE????

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JD Vance tries to call Trump from a Viktor Orbán rally and gets sent to voicemail.

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The nation's fertility rate fell to another record low last year. According to provisional data from the CDC, there were just over 53 births per 1,000 women of childbearing age in 2025. That is down from nearly 54 births the year before and continues a trend that dates back to 2007.

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The first “please” is survival. The second turns dangerous. His restraint breaks. Her hatred slips. Suddenly the room is too small and the tension is breathing down their necks. A Debt of Shattered Hope is dark romantasy where begging becomes something far more intimate than planned. #faeromance

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PWHL Detroit General Manager Manon Rhéaume spoke with the media today, and talked about how this particular opportunity was a good fit for her.

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Yet another big anti-war demonstration in Tokyo tonight. #戦争させない0529

Jim Ratcliffe’s bizarre intervention on the state of the UK is a shining example of the same old story. It is awful but unsurprising to hear another super-rich man blaming immigrants for the problems caused by billionaires.

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ABS confirmed in #Rockies at #Dodgers (Top 2). Willi Castro challenged the called strike. Called strike confirmed. HP: Laz Diaz | Upheld 43.1% (31/72). Result: Willi Castro called out on strikes.

The midget Nixon and Trump comedians were performing together (there is so much material for these guys)... Nixon: I am not a crook! Trump: I am not a pedo!

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"I want to savor this as long as possible." Dies immediately.

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Had a great time at Chat & Chew last night at Elevation Cigar House in Rome. Thank you to everyone who came out and shared what's on your mind. That's how we build a stronger Northwest Georgia. Leadership Matters!

Trump gets this look on his face when he's sundowning or just checking out because he has the attention span of a fruit-fly.

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This weekend, I helped cut the ribbon at Olmsted Park in Sedro-Woolley. I brought home $500,000 in federal dollars to help bring the park to life, and I'm glad that the community will be able to use this new space to play soccer, fish, picnic and more.

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Been playing with particles in blockbench today, pretty neat thing, i think i'll start using them for some stuff later.

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If you think calling the GOP "nazis" is going too far, there's a case to be made that it's not going far enough. In NC, they proposed an amendment to their constitution that criminalizes any intervention w pregnancy, punishable by death, to be carried out by anyone. www.ncleg.gov/Sessions/202...

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"Everyone in the auditorium heard the N-word being shouted... there were gasps" Radio 1Xtra presenter Richie Brave, who was in the audience at the Baftas, recalls hearing the racial slur used by a guest with Tourette's syndrome during the ceremony. #Newsnight

Wer mit einer Ukulele die Rattenfängerin von Hameln mimt ist ernst zu nehmen. Und ich habe eben einen tumben robot die dos-Hosen runtergezogen. Shaon zur Aufmunterung

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doing all this weird bullshit and still none of these fucks will let me closer than a foot away! no pets no scratches NOTHING!