Good morning Ash and merry morons of Wülferhampton, happy no work Monday!

Good morning Ash and twerps of Wülferhampton, happy Tuesday

From The Canary Opening a few eyes!

He was funny because he thought he was so smart with the rubbish that came from his mouth and that stupid bloody dance he does.

Morning DL

Citizen Khan makes a welcome come back 😹

Good morning Ash and twerps of Wülferhampton, happy Tuesday. Hope you had a good sleep and are feeling a bit better today. Backstroke practice.

Here’s another clip which gives an idea of just how huge they are, extremely rare footage of a humpback swimming past a blue whale. They’re currently migrating up the west coast, this was filmed by Gone Whale Watching San Diego.

The damage is long done in Indonesia and I fear all we can do is mitigate the damage but it’s heartbreaking what has been done to ecosystems there. Sorry the sound is very low at the beginning of this clip.

Good morning silly serfs of Wülferhampton, happy Sunday.

Türkiye Turkey News - In Bafra, a district on Turkish Black Sea coast in the province of Samsun, several people found a dolphin stranded amongst the rocks; after managing to free it, they were able to carry it to the sea, where the animal was released and swam away.

“There’s an idea that should be retired: chimpanzees as a model for who humans used to be. We’ve evolved separately for millions of years. They’re not our ancestors, but a species to understand on their own terms. 🎥 Watch City of Science: Jane Goodall and Her Legacy youtu.be/gdA0HHdTF3s?...

Und die Männer die zuschauen – lachen. „Meinst du, es gibt überhaupt eine Chance, die zu treffen?" Die russische Luftabwehr. Das beste System der Welt laut Kreml. 🇺🇦 x.com/AnnaDeMilane... @anna-lena2022.bsky.social

'This rumoured story about caps on food prices I can be really clear with you, this is not something that we are looking at' Dan Tomlinson, Exchequer Secretary to the Treasury, dismisses reports the government is urging UK supermarkets to limit food prices in return for easing regulations

Look at this sweet baby girl! She needs an operation so badly! 🆘🚨🆘🚨🆘🚨🚨

Rep. Jasmine Crockett in a very eloquent manner called out the DOJ and the Republicans for not standing with the Epstein survivors nor with the principle of law and order. In addition to the DOJ outing the survivors, the GOP legislators did not even show up to today’s hearing.

If you are affected by Transnational Repression, or if your organisation works on this issue and would like to contribute, please contact us at mail@stoptransnationalrepression.eu. 1/2

Bilmuri concert tomorrow night!!! 🐷

By undermining the Voting Rights Act, the Roberts Court has dismantled the ability of voters of color to have a fair chance for representation in government. It demands an immediate congressional response.

🚨 Cuba Plunged Into Darkness Millions of people across Cuba were left without electricity after a major failure at the Antonio Guiteras thermoelectric power plant, the largest energy generator in the country. #Cuba #Blackout #Havana #EnergyCrisis #WorldNews #LatinAmerica #SouthFloridaMedia

No matter how many people you deport, it won’t stop the UK population ageing. Deportation doesn’t reverse ageing. The UK has an ageing population, so deportation won’t stop the economy from needing workers. #r4today #BBCBreakfast #GMB #Skynews

📊 DTH-Lab 2025 in numbers Behind these numbers is a growing movement to ensure digital transformations in health are equitable, inclusive and grounded in young people’s realities. Read more in the Annual Report 2025: https://tr.ee/Av4bNM

Mit 22 im Weltcup-Finale 🐎 Moritz Treffinger über seinen Weg in die Weltspitze – zwischen harter Arbeit, Druck und echter Leidenschaft. Spoiler: „Einfach nur oben sitzen“ ist es nicht. Wird Dressurreiten unterschätzt? #Reitsport #Dressur #Podcast

The Trump Administration tariffs and $20 Billion they doled out to Argentina from US taxpayers, was not well received in regions like the one I represent in NW Ohio. Imagine how those dollars could be used instead to help farmers meet the increasing costs they're bearing right now.

Myself on behalf of @jurassicoutpost.bsky.social played Kyoryu at SXSW #dinosaurs #gamimg Wishlist now: store.steampowered.com/app/3183080/Ky…

One day I'll get all seven in a shot somehow

“Crazy Taxi” fans might want to buckle up SEGA has started teasing a new announcement related to the iconic franchise.

The thing speaks #tomodachilife

JD Vance tells his crowd to "vote against the crazy leadership in Washington, D.C. Hey Vance, thanks for dismissing your own leadership but we got this. Without your assistance. But thanks anyway.

And to remove Trump, you will need a priest and some holy water.

CNN host Abby Phillip zeroed in on the Democratic Party’s “deceptiveness” around former President Joe Biden’s health after Jill Biden’s “stunning” admission that she feared her husband was having a medical emergency during his disastrous 2024 presidential debate with Donald Trump.

Creating safer, kinder communities means working not only for our youth, but with them. Together, we can build a future rooted in mutual respect, and care. #OakvilleWest #EndBullying #YouthCouncil

Dialogue trees are essential world building tools for you to gain more information about the situation Bond is in. Are you someone who likes exploring every aspect of the environment? Let us know in the comments. Pre-order now and get a free Deluxe Edition Upgrade. bit.ly/007FirstLigh...

#cf97 goal of the day for May 2, 2026: March 18, 2023 - MLS Chicago Fire 3-3 FC Cincinnati - Kacper Przybylko 32'

Nagoya Airport, Aichi, Japan #Japan #Nippon

😄 In the Vovchansk area, the occupiers tried to ingeniously deceive the Ukrainian fighters. A truck with a cut-off roof and trailer was converted into a pontoon and was supposed to become a river crossing. But the plan was quickly discovered…

🇬🇧🇺🇦 Ehemaliger MI6-Chef Richard Moore bezeichnet Drohnen als dominantes Element im Ukraine-Krieg. Er schätzt den Anteil der durch Drohnen verursachten Opfer auf dem Schlachtfeld auf 80 bis 90 Prozent. Die Fluggeräte sind nach seiner Einschätzung flächendeckend präsent.

Yes, A DUMB FUCK !!!!

Ze zijn beyond ziek

There is a naughty elf on the loose… meet him under the mistletoe…

One animal locked outside in the heat accusing another of crimes against decency while a single rubber boot and a suspicious mushroom bear witness to the whole collapse. Nobody’s innocent here. Nobody. #WalterTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #LabLogic #ChaosTheory #PetDrama #NotFair #BlackLab

NFL, fans! Do you remember quarterback Kordell Stewart? He played 11 NFL seasosn playing for The Pittsburgh Steelers, Chicago Bears, and The Baltimore Ravens. What are your favorite Kordell Stewart memories? Don't forget to follow Historical Sports Goon for more retro sports-related content

"We dreamt big […] to imagine a collective future that responds to our values, our traditions, our history, but also our ambitions and how we want to build a harmonious society." – @ecuarauz.bsky.social 🔗 youtu.be/aqFFs7I_bE0

Sharlene Henry leads the York South-Weston Tenant Union & connects the labour movement to tenant organizing to defend the right to housing. Join grassroots organizers like Sharlene at the 2026 Progress Summit: Defending Democracy Across Borders, Mar 4-6 in Ottawa. 🔗 broadbentinstitute.ca/summit

Some of my remarks yesterday at a redistricting hearing in SC. My full testimony is on YouTube: https://youtu.be/7Reg38I4t9g

A clever listener on Miasma

Frinkiac got a completely new UI for making gifs and it's awesome.

The fuel situation is exacerbated in occupied Crimea as Feodosia burns and logistics deliveries are, forgive me, a "Russian Roulette" A nice compilation of fuel forecourt footage here:

Objective: To determine whether relocation to a vacation setting reduces baseline bitchiness. Methods: Subject transported to various locales with sunny climates, tropical drinks, and minimal responsibilities. Behavioral observations recorded. Results: Bitchiness slightly reduced in specific geogr

you when i crank your voltage:

Taxpayer Money Gets Sent To Transnational Criminals in China?!

Nigel Farage urged his supporters to react to Henry Nowak's murder with 'pure, cold rage'. Eleven police officers were injured during unrest in Southampton last night. @mrjamesob.bsky.social asks: 'Is that cold enough for you'?

And on and on....

Today, russia struck Dnipro. The attack set fire to supermarket warehouses and a post office branch. Emergency services are working at the scene. russia doesn't target military sites. It destroys food, postal services, and civilian infrastructure. Help protect 🇺🇦: u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...

The UAE has officially announced the Hijri New Year holiday for both public and private sectors, giving residents a chance to mark the beginning of Muharram with reflection, family time, and celebration. #UAE #HijriNewYear #UAEHoliday #Muharram #DubaiNews

This President is marching us through unprecedented corruption. Senator Adam Schiff, Senator Mark Kelly and I are fighting to stop it, and our Republican colleagues should join us.

J'ai trouvé cette sorte de boîte devant ma porte, elle dégage un drôle d'aura et on dirait qu'il y a des parties mobiles 🤔

#tariffs #imports #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/frxiyqlw

jungkook e mingyu, dois gostosos 🫦

My Pillow reporter takes ho day to a new level.