I don't know why this suddenly occurred to me while in the shower, but... During the famous Cromulent scene in The Simpsons, both teachers were smoking in the classroom while the kids watched a movie. And this seemed perfectly reasonable in 1997.

"Motion in the garage."

How? How is the game this broken? I am on a lvl 80 horde toon that I made in Legion Remix. It hasn't done anything but Legion questing. For reasons I won't get into, I tried flying into Undercity. At the end of BfA, Sylvanas nuked Undercity with a plague […] [Original post on twipped.social]

This has ruined my brain. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8b8f1VQ/

@aredridel

RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@gregeganSF/115932590020852155

How it feels to still be doing the twilight highlands event in the third week of pre-patch. #WoW #Warcraft #Midnight

The tech industry has genuinely lost its fucking mind. https://www.rubick.com/should-qa-exist/

RE: https://mastodon.social/@dansup/116171380150825602 I'm gonna be a contrarian, here... XMLHttpRequest was a *terrible* api, and the fact that it was an ActiveX component made it extremely unreliable to use. ActiveX was worse than java and browser plugins […] [Original post on twipped.social]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116648534587357638 "By measuring the timing of certain I/O (input-output) operations of the SSD a visitor is using, the researchers were able to determine the websites open in other tabs—even on other browsers—and the […] [Original post on twipped.social]

Big-Game Hunter From California Is Killed by Elephant in Gabon

Day 362 – Running every day for the rest of my life to improve my mental health (3.89 km) 🎵 Kid Cudi – The Prayer #theprayer #kidcudi #manonthemoon #emotionalweight #introspectivehiphop #brokenheart #heartbreak #healingjourney #postbreakup #selfrepair #selfreflection #daytimerun #runningtherapy #xox

As NYC debates policing and public safety, what comes next? Join Strategies for a New Era of Policing and Public Safety in NYC, a conversation on evidence based approaches beyond enforcement. 📅 March 4, 2026 ⏰ 6:30 to 8:00 PM 🎫 RSVP: www.gc.cuny.edu/events/strat... #zohranmamdani #nyc

A few weeks back, we got our lowest numbered card ever at a /5. This week, we matched it in a #MLS Chrome hangar box! Check out the full video on YouTube! youtu.be/KPlYzxtsT-o #MLS #NYCFC #PackOpening

It's 90°F/32°C in Rochester, New York which may go some way to explaining the spread of these three in the nest. #PeregrineFalcons

How is this not the norm???

If the Strait of Hormuz doesn't reopen soon, the availability of jet fuel will continue affecting airlines and summer travel. Marketplace senior reporter Samantha Fields talks us through it.

Amid speculation of another Labour leadership contest, Steve Brine shares his view that members of political parties should not help to decide the Prime Minister and that the current system borders on ‘corrupt’.

“We are completely flying blind on this” James Bethell looks back on Peter Mandelson’s links to Chinese health and tech companies and asks: “should we feel comfortable with big Chinese companies and investors buying up British life science”?

Good morning to all. Please enjoy this beauty. It moves me to tears. I adore Il Volo and listen to them on every bike ride I take. They take me to Zen. ♥️🕊️ #VoicesOfAngels

Today, we mark International Women’s Day 2026. Under the theme 'Rights. Justice. Action. For ALL Women and Girls,' RCGP Chair Professor Victoria Tzortziou-Brown, reflects on what equality and action mean in general practice. https://www.rcgp.org.uk/Blog/Stand-up-for-equality #ForAllWomenAndGirls

🇺🇸🌺 Remembering Memorial Day 🌺🇺🇸 On the final Monday of May, we pay tribute to the courageous individuals who made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation. 🕊️🎖️ Let's honor their legacy and hold dear the freedoms they fought to defend. 🙏🇺🇸

@politicaled.bsky.social @bill-maxwell.bsky.social @kathyswords.bsky.social @silverfox9.bsky.social @sydfish.bsky.social WELL, IT'S "WE'RE SAYING NO" MEMORIAL DAY ACROSS TRUMPFUCKISTAN AMERICA #NoKings #NoDictators #NoPedoPresidents #2026Bitches #ProtestThePresident #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

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Close America’s concentration camps now! Dignity for all now!

Le Programme de création d’entreprise scientifique et innovante (CESI), déployé par le @fondsrechercheqc.bsky.social, @mitacs.bsky.social, Axelys et V1 Studio, est lancé! #communautéFRQ Date limite :  29 janvier 2026 à 16h https://urls.fr/3Y494c

Am Pfingstmontag ein Lifehack 🧹 für einen sauberen 🚮 Planeten 🌎 #trump #colbert @PaulleyTicks @CBS #dailypunch #mydailypunchline

Summer flashback! ☀️✨ Looking back at this August highlight while on holiday break. Our interns, Hayley (DTC) & Jameson (UDRI), teamed up on several projects this past summer. It’s been great seeing them thrive at the University of Dayton this year! Once DTC, always DTC. 💙❤️ #UD #DTC

Boomerang! You DO always come back! 🪃 #indiegames #zelda #nintendo64

BANG BANG!! #AEWDoN

This month, the vending machine UI has been refreshed with some additional improvements. 🖥️☢️📈 We've totally redesigned the administration page and given the purchase page a new lick of paint. Read more on our DevBlog: https://rust.facepunch.com/news/upgrade-hard-raid-harder

Organized labor won us the weekend. It won us a 40-hour workweek. It won us time to live our lives for ourselves. Ever since then, corporations, billionaires, and their hired politicians have been trying to claw that time away from us. We're not going to let them. #MayDay #mepolitics

Rep. Clark: All of this started by taking away people’s fundamental health care in order to give tax breaks to the billionaire class.

#r4today Opposition parties and the media trying to find another way to string out the Peter Mandelson story:

Wistikles | Canada has issued a new round of Express Entry invitations, targeting Provincial Nominee Program (PNP) candidates. Hundreds of applicants were invited to apply for permanent residency, reflecting the country’s focus on meeting skilled worker demand through immigration. #wistikles

"We're targeting victims of crime right now." Peel Police release video of their Community Safety Response Platform (CSRP) — a first of its kind in North America. Is Canada turning into a surveillance state? or are police heading in the right direction? Tell us what YOU think below. 🗣 👇 #cdnpoli

Back after a 2 day break and straight back to work in 𝗟𝗘𝗚𝗢 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻: 𝗟𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗞𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 🦇

The dude who made El Tigre and The Book of Life doing AI slop

A fishy escape fr #ArgentinianDeepSeeps "The question, O me! so sad, recurring — What good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here — that life exists, and identity; That the powerful play goes on, and you will contribute a verse." - Walt Whitman

Trump’s Big Ugly Bill is making made health care way more expensive. And his “concepts” of a plan to fix it aren’t good enough.

Hoodies Unisex @santafefashionweeknm ✨✨Website ( fashionshowjunkie.com ) 🛍️ ​⁠ (LINK IN BIO) Music: 🎵 DANCING WITH THE NIGHT 🎵 @ricksloboda @nexeri.music @soave.records @j.a.e_official @viktorgrimon #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccreator

You've never played a video game like Titanium Court—and neither has @patrickklepek.bsky.social. Titanium Court defies easy explanation, but it's one of the most unique and unforgettable experiences he's had in years

Thank you to California Professional Firefighters for your endorsement and your unwavering service to our state. California's firefighters and first responders have our backs when we need them most. As Governor, I'll have their backs, too. @cafirefighters.bsky.social

We have ALL the evidence we need!

Affordability. Livability. Prosperity. These are the pillars of my campaign to be your Orange County mayor. Thank you, National Entrepreneur Center, for giving me the opportunity to speak to your community on these important topics. #murphyformayor #orangecountyfl

In some cultures, memory loss is seen as a normal part of aging. In others, it may be associated with stigma, spirituality, or even silence within families. 📩 Sign up for our biweekly newsletter #DementiaCare #AlzheimersAwareness #CulturalCompetence #GlobalHealth #MCIBeyond

Get ready for a shamrockin’ good time at Looney’s Pub in Perry Hall as Justin, Scott & Spiegel take over for a St. Patrick’s Day celebration like no other! More: https://www.98online.com/event/jss-st-patricks-day-bacon-and-beer-at-looneys-pub-2 

If you knew you had a short while to live, what would you accomplish? What would you improve/change? What would you choose to learn? What doors would you open or close? Why aren't you doing those things now? 🦋🏃🏻‍♀️ #runner #quotes #motivation #success 🎵 Orig audio- wethepeoplepath🎵

💪 El món dels anabolitzants: un pacte amb el diable. Posar-te fort ràpid té un preu. Conseqüències físiques, mentals i un risc afegit: zero control sanitari. ☢️ Val la pena jugar amb el cos quan ningú vigila què t’estàs posant dins? En parla, a #TeoriesRelativitat3Cat, l’exculturista Alberto…

Time to call time on the madness

Plan every trip across Mexico City using Guía Roji today 📍 #GuiaRoji https://go.casadechiles.com/v1F7jU

🚨 Over 70% of marine protected areas worldwide are contaminated by sewage—undermining conservation efforts and making coral reefs more vulnerable to climate change. We can't protect our oceans without fixing what flows from land.

🛑 Kemal Kılıçdaroğlu: “CHP Grup Toplantısı tarihi henüz belirlenmemiştir. 🛑 Gerekli bilgilendirmeler yapılmadığı sürece CHP Grup Genel Kurulu toplanmayacaktır.”

lmfao

"Delaney Hall is getting a lot of attention, what's your main message?" Newark Mayor Ras Baraka: "There have been people here every single day, over a year without incident, without being thrown into the street, slammed, tear gas - people know how to protest. It was escalated when ICE showed up."

Тоді лише таємне двоє знають, Коли один із них його не знає.

We put every lucky symbol in the world on one shirt. Then made a mini-doc about it. Horseshoes, 777, Eye of Horus, Ganesha, lucky penny, four-leaf clovers, and more. Does it work? Watch and decide. nerdchicboutique.com/products/luc... #Lucky

I released formal guidance on immigration enforcement in CT for state agencies, law enforcement, and organizations statewide. It provides clear, practical direction on how to handle interactions with federal immigration authorities. You can read the full memo here: portal.ct.gov/ag/press-rel...

Stefan Bajcetic and Lewis Koumas represent the future of Liverpool's next generation. Bajcetic has already shown he has the composure and tactical intelligence to control games, while Koumas continues to develop into a dynamic attacker with pace and flair. #LFC #YNWA #Bajcetic #Koumas #LiverpoolFC

Rutte: Ukraine is so successful right now that Putin can only host a May 9th parade if President Zelenskyy issues an official decree allowing it.