Me, the fired QA Dev:

Mood:

My degree came in the mail today!!!! My mama and Daddy gon put it on their mantle with our other awards!

You cant make this shit up!!!!

OCTAVIA'S NEW BBL IS THE NEW 9TH PLANET! DAMN!

Aye!!

Awesome. I wish you the best!!!! I am in the middle of going back for one as well.

WOW! CONGRATS HONEY!

2 more final exams and my semester is OVER! BUT summer semester will start not long after.

Happy Holi! 🟠🟢🟣🟡🔴🔵 Yes, #HoliNeedsSquirrels! ✨🐿️✨

"My head hit the pavement pretty hard." NYC Council member Chi Ossé said he was "manhandled" by the police, and he was "slammed against the concrete" during his arrest in Brooklyn Wednesday morning. >> https://cbsloc.al/4trfIWj 

Republicans are totally disconnected from the high costs families are facing. Nearly $5 a gallon is not a “very small price to pay.” They cannot afford to take a road trip right now. It’s callous to suggest otherwise.

My son is a Vestas SkyClimber!! So proud of him.

Aí eu amo meus pais. Vou sentir saudades. Mas eu preciso dormir kkkkkk

Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes Sneak peek at Stephen Colbert’s final late show 👀😂😭

Which would you choose: a 2026 Toyota Tacoma, or a 2026 Honda Ridgeline? No matter which side you are on, everyone wins at Seattle’s Home Team Dealerships, Honda & Toyota of Seattle

finished this one off today with an inscription from "light years ahead of our time" by kula shaker, check it out of ya like some groovey tunes. havnt done one quite like this before, but always good to follow an idea and see where it goes #facejug #folkart #wildclay #catawbavalley #pottery

@stephenking.bsky.social McCartney shuts down Colbert's Show ⚡ Bye 🫡

In frontline regions, people often have no time to reach shelters. Missiles and drones strike within seconds, forcing civilians to seek any available cover.

looking down from the top of view of juvenile wren feeding herself a mealworm there is also some suet in here. The mealworms buried themselves in the suet. so the birds have to now find the mealworms. we know it’s a juvenile because her tail feather is on top. Still have a pattern. #Birds

Never let your mood dictate your direction—take action. Movement changes your mindset, and momentum rewrites everything. #DisciplineOverEmotion #TakeAction #MomentumMatters #ExecutionWins

ECW, GWF, and USWA star Rod Price on being resilient! Wanna watch the full interview? Click on the link here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pU-y...

This little longfin inshore squid was curious enough to come close during my night dive in Rhode Island. Color changes in my dive light did the trick.

A state auditor reveals systemic failures in Doña Ana County's operations, including financial oversight and transparency issues. More: https://www.ktsm.com/dona-ana-county-news/special-audit-raises-concerns-about-dona-ana-county-operations-financial-oversight/

Azzi Fudd floater, she is up to 19 points #WNBA

Take on the health insurance CEOs, take on Big Oil, they call you "radical." Support illegal and insane foreign wars, and hand billions of dollars to billionaires and huge corporations? They call you "Susan Collins."

📣 AAFA’s 2026 Allergy Capitals report explores the most challenging places to live in with #pollen allergies. Here are the top 5 (out of 100):   1. Boise, Idaho 2. San Diego, California 3. Tulsa, Oklahoma 4. Provo, Utah 5. Rochester, New York   Learn more: aafa.org/asthma-aller...

They understood the assignment 🦖... for the most part.... There's No Damage We Can't Manage! Water, Fire & Mold #Restoration to SoCal, Las Vegas, NV and now the greater Columbus, OH area! All insurance approved. #OfficeLife #OfficeHumor #WorkHumor #dinosaur #jurassicworld

No matter how much we talk every day, I’ll never get used to you. Every time I get a message, a call, or a photo from you, a smile instantly appears on my face. You make me so happy, and it still amazes me that I cross your mind 😊💖 #relationshipgoals #lovequotes #romanticquotes #relationshipquotes

4 DAYS TO GO! Raccoin launches on Steam on MARCH 31! Are you choosing strategy or full coin chaos? Choose wisely 💰🐾 Wishlist on Steam: https://tinyurl.com/36zt9ckm #raccoin #newsteamgames #indiegames #coinpusher #roguelike

TONIGHT, FRIDAY APRIL 3rd 2026 !!! 7PM - 3AM STATIK SELEKTAH & FRIENDS PRESENTS A HIP HOP & R&B ROLLER SKATING JAM AT XANADU 262 STARR STREET BROOKLYN, NY 11237 DJ’s STATIK SELEKTAH DJ EVIL DEE DJ BOOGIE BLIND EVEN IF YOU DON’T SKATE, YOU CAN STILL PARTY WITH US !!! TICKET 🔗 IN MY BIO !!!

Elevate the ambiance of your home or office with this exquisite Can Candles. It’s perfect for creating a cozy atmosphere in any room The candle features unique fragrances that will leave you feeling refreshed and energized. meltsbysusanstore.etsy.com ebay.com/str/susancan...

That’s the end of Day 1 for us here at #UKSGRed26. We’re off to create a new save point in our beds for a few hours. We’ll see you all tomorrow (later?) at 7 am GMT for more speedrunning goodness as we continue to raise money for Crisis!

[INDIE ALERT] 📢 Motorslice by @regularstudio.bsky.social Parkour through the ruins of a megastructure, climb massive bosses, & hunt down every construction equipment in this slice of life action-adventure with immaculate vibes. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/2830030/ #indiegames #indiedev

The daily life of a fire lookout [🔥 Micah Schwepler / theschweplerlife] Original post

The Nemesis Brigade hunting Russians along the land corridor to Crimea on the Mariupol-Melitopol highway

I was gifted a projector yesterday so of course the second thing I did was put an hours long YouTube video of birds on the ceiling, and Maiori is enamored. After first inspecting the projector for bird noises, she began jumping around and trying to get 'em, ultimately settling down to watch.

Trump Orders Maritime Blockade, As US-Iran Peace Talks End Without Agreement www.keneci.com/World-confli...

Une vidéo ? Bon d'accord ! Pour toutes demandes, commandes, questions et réservations, rien de plus simple : téléphone / messagerie / emails / en vrai live au magasin 𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗖𝗶𝘁𝘆 - 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗻, 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗱 & 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗲́𝗹𝗲́𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝟬𝟯 𝟮𝟬 𝟱𝟱 𝟭𝟬 𝟭𝟬 𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆@𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆.𝗳𝗿 #astrocitycomicshop #lillemaville

Reggie Bennett takes out a groggy Futagami with a sick tope

NewsInsideUkraine t.me/NewsInsideUk... Glory to Ukraine and its warriors 🇺🇦 Death to the enemies🔥 t.me/SoldiersofUk...

Author: boostedlifestyle Handle: boostedlifestyleyt because why not. #meme #tiktok #archive

⚾️ ‘Fi’n rili balch mai fi yw’r unig Cymro o dan 16 sydd ar y garfan’ Mae bachgen 13 oed o Gaerdydd sydd wedi cael ei ddewis yng ngharfan dan-16 Tîm Prydain ar gyfer Pencampwriaethau Softball Ewrop yn galw am fwy o ymwybyddiaeth i'r gamp

You'll be so glad you booked our Wine and Chocolate tasting. Our tastings at Hill Country Chocolate are the ultimate experience, think decadent chocolate, fine wine, a charcuterie board, our famous hanging BACON, and a master chocolatier by your side. Book now, this is pure magic!

‘Member Dorian Thompson-Robinson? He made his UFL debut last week for the Birmingham Stallions.

Just saying but @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social should totally do an anti capitalist collab or something

❗ U.S. Destroys 16 Iranian Minelayers Near the Strait of Hormuz. In addition to the minelayers, precision weapons also targeted other ships and boats of the Iranian navy. 👉🏻 Read more: militarnyi.com/en/news/u-s-...

It’s me, Toto — and yep, I’m running ahead again. Someone’s gotta check the road first, right? Snow, wind, tracks — everything is new and urgent! ❄️🌬🐾 The human can keep filming. 😁 #TotosDiaries

I've got a brand NEW Hittin' Season for Phillies fans, powered by @WHYY! MLB.com's @mikepetriello.bsky.social stops by to chat about which NL East rotation he has the most confidence in, and which he has the least. You'll LIKE the answers! Follow on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Fwh...

I saw the intro into the new #thaibl #TicketToHeaven and that convinced me to definitely give it a try! That's such a beautiful way to start into a queer story... Did you watch the first episode already? #blseries

Pretty blunt answer from Browns HC Todd Monken on any potential pursuit of Brendan Sorsby in the supplemental draft. "I don't think we're in a position to want to go down that road. I like the QBs that we have. I think that's a slippery slope...in terms of the situation he's put himself in."

Moro, o juiz "coragem" que a direita apontou como exemplo moral. Afinal, é bandido, que usava a chantagem para ganhos pessoais. (vídeo via @luciaguimaraes.bsky.social )

Arlington is the most sacred ground in America, where 400,000 of our fallen rest. And Trump wants to build a 250-foot arch at its gates, taller than the Lincoln Memorial. Don’t take my word for who it’s for. When CBS asked him directly, Trump pointed at himself and said: “Me.”

If you ain’t singing along to the yacht rock in my jeep Specifically when this banger comes on .. and we’re harmonizing… woooohooo Otherwise jump out I ain’t even slowin down for ya

TruthMedia123: 全球123.3万亿美元的货币总量里，人民币占三分之一 41.6万亿，是美国的整整一倍。 M2 从2003年的22万亿膨胀到现在的335万亿，同期北上深杭房价翻了五倍。

Looks like fun: a nice Cessna 185 amphib heads for the active at Springbank today, and then departs seemingly for some test flying out near Sundre. Also, my first chance to try out my new Manfrotto monopod recently purchased from the helpful folks at @thecamerastoreinc.bsky.social‬. | 🛩️ 🦆 📹 📍 🇨🇦

I'm exhausted,,,Have a peaceful evening everyone Good night..& Be safe

Tío Xavier is for the people. Let’s elect a governor who fights for the working class, for immigrants, for young people, for the LGBTQ+ community, and for ALL.

And masters of Diversion and Perversion!