If Sisyphus was a duck. #duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour [Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]

Oreo gets it. #badger #humor #humour #cheese

Weird monkey eating salad. #IKnowItsACat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour [description: a black cat stands on its hind legs and nibbles on a fern]

“What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!” ~Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions #vonnegut #meaning #breakfastofchampions

I have the same astonishment that it's Monday again. #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #monday #humor #humour

The Easter Bunny: an unstoppable force. #liamneeson #easter #bunny #humor #humour

Typical Monday. #meme #ancientmeme #oldtimeyweb #humor #humour #heman #4nonblondes

Getting comfortable for another #caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

Finally made it to another Goblin Scritch Friday! #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #friday #fridayfeeling

Weekend plans: try to be as happy as this weird dog. #IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour #friday

Ukraine’s Defense Forces struck the Syzran Oil Refinery, located more than 800 km from Ukraine’s border — Volodymyr Zelenskyy 🇺🇦💪 #RussianUkrainianWar #UkraineWar #Ukraine #War #SupportUkraine #SaveUkraine #StandWithUkraine #StopWar #UkrainianDrone #Drone #Syzran #OilRefinery #RussianOil

Unlock Your Superhuman Potential Yoga is more than a practice—it is a science of inner transformation. It is not just about flexibility or self-improvement, but about radiating enlightenment and manifesting your desires. Yoga empowers you to go beyond limitations and step into your fullest, superhum

🎉Let's celebrate #EuropeDay together in #Budapest! 🙂 We will be waiting for you today at the #CEPOL stand at Szabadság tér until 17:30. Visit us and discover more about our role in the EU

From Decoration Day to Memorial Day: A Legacy Revisited @shawnarenee.bsky.social @mrlamontking.bsky.social @africanacarr.bsky.social Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/33413190

I did ask for help using my weak spoken #Japanese language skills and translated text, and found this awesome #artbook that will hopefully help me make my #comicbooks that much better! Never be afraid to ask for help!

Trump on a deal with Iran: “So if it doesn’t happen, I’m blaming JD Vance. If it does happen I’m taking full credit.”

US AI Policy Framework, Midterm Campaign Strategies, and Immigration Court Developments #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

You can’t take everything with you into the next version of your life. This is the part where you choose what stays. #awakening #mindsetshift #selfgrowth #healingjourney #presence

You can’t import another country’s vaccine policy without first importing their actual healthcare system. Our vaccine recommendations fill structural gaps in our healthcare system, which is widely regarded as fragmented, inaccessible to many, and riven with inequalities.

🚨 #WWEBacklash analysis! @adamsilverstein.bsky.social, @chrisvannini.com tackle #WWE Backlash results, grades: 🫴 Jacob Fatu emerges vs. Roman Reigns 👹 IYO SKY stars, Asuka cries 🏆 John Cena delivers on promise 💥 Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker collide ➕ Funeral, Danhausen 🎧: linktr.ee/gettingover

Pain einfach Pain😩 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #randomsquad #viral #fypp #BattleRoyale

🚨 NEW EPISODE🚨 Mary ruled a country Elizabeth never had to. 🏴👑 On History Rage, @drlindaporter.bsky.social explains how Scottish politics, religion and noble rivalries shaped Mary, Queen of Scots’ fate. 🎧https://pod.fo/e/41e00b #HistoryRage #ScottishHistory #MaryQueenOfScots

Lizard says hiii #lizard #hi #hello #hey #reptile

Smiling after taking a penalty 😭😭😭 Dobeš being a sh!t disturber is hilarious 😂 📲 Follow 👉 @funny_as_puck #Hockey #NHL

Amazing just how far little Dolly Parton has come in 5 weeks since we found her roaming the streets all on her own

Oh, honey, if this is your dancing style, a ballroom is the last thing you need.

Saturday morning cartoons! 📺😂🤣✌️

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Vous perdez combien d’heures par semaine à jongler entre idées, visuels, vidéos, légendes et planning — alors que ça pourrait sortir en un flux ? ArchySocial (https://archy-social.archy-ai.com/l/dPhMTP-a7Zgt est un social media manager piloté par l’IA : • création de campagnes • création de posts …

I can see you were clearly brought up right. Such table manners!

Ritchie Torres Secretly Invested in Weapons Makers While Backing Billions for Israel’s War Machine

promisesproject.net/pen-vs-sword... Amazing music, a ton of new EPE Artwork by Promises-Project and lots more. Come with us and let's EXIT PLANET EARTH! #djmix #electro #electronicmusic #EPE #ExitPlanetEarth #experimental #music #OpenLab #RalphLawson #revisited #scifi #soundscape #techno

Walnut is going to show that blanket who's boss! 😂 #cats #catsofbluesky #thedessertcrew #twitch #youtube #tabbycats #video

i get occasional questions about my unique incising technique, so i thought i would start making some videos with pointers and insights on this process. today i explain how i get deep patterns without damaging the piece #pottery #carving #folkart #handmade #clay

This one’s for the Real Life Fake Wizard — fighting fake magic, broken stories, and Hollywood smoke with a bluesy grin.
New song: “Real Life Fake Wizard” 🔥
Who’s riding with the wizard?
#Storytelling #Culture #BluesRock #OriginalSong

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Butter is an emulsion of water, butterfat, and milk solids. That’s why I use a technique inspired by chocolate making to bring separated cannabutter back into a smooth, creamy emulsion. More edible science, dosing math, and lab-tested recipes here: amzn.to/3GNxik1

A baby beaver. The young of a beaver is called a kit and is born with all of its fur, its eyes open, and its incisor teeth erupted. Original post

"Sometimes they're very strong but cry and sometimes they need just hugs." President Zelenskyy on how meeting the families of fallen soldiers is one of the hardest parts of his job.

They clutched pearls over Dijon mustard. Over Billy Beer. Over Hunter repaying a truck loan. But Trump’s family is looting the Treasury in real time and Republicans are silent. Their selective outrage was never about ethics. It was always about power.

Andrew Stanton and McKenna Harris say they gave Woody a bald spot in ‘TOY STORY 5’ to show how much he's aged whilst travelling. “The story team is made up largely of young folks who have grown up with these same movies.”

A rocket belonging to Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin exploded on the launch pad during an engine-firing test at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in Florida.

After being found liable for sexually abusing E Jean Carroll and later found liable for defaming her…. fast forward to today’s and most abusive DOJ in American History, he asked them to investigate who paid for her defense legal bills…. What a mother fucking fascist dictator this man is

Tim crossed from the United States to Mexico on foot three different times... driven by love, hope, and the pain of being apart. #ImmigrationStories #FamilySeparation #BorderStories #NoHumanIsIllegal #ImmigrationReform #FightForFamilies #LoveKnowsNoBorders

Are you Marlon, Dory, or Nemo?

poor Renee said that was "fun to watch" but ya knooooow 🙃🥲 #doitforthedream

🔥 The latest JumpMap trailer is here! Wishlist now and try the demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3058710/JumpMap #indiedev #LetsPlay #steamdeals #BuyFromEU

Pictured here with no editing in real time, the Kamikaze Snowdog is an elite and vicious hunter, always on the prowl for more victims. #KamikazeSnowmen #ShibaInu #Dog #dogsoftiktok #petsoftiktok

Fragwürdige Wahlen, #EU- Aufnahmeprozess auf Eis, Proteste zigtausender Oppositioneller. Der prorussische „Georgische Traum“ zementiert seine Macht. Lascha Bakradse ordnet die Situation in #Georgien für uns ein - in unserem #History & #Politics-Podcast:🎙️ tinyurl.com/2ef6pbwu

Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.

Coming for yall @themagnuspi.bsky.social @pobguy.bsky.social

He saw a squirrel.

DOJ Announces Federal Indictment Of Family That Attacked TPUSA Reporter Campus Reform correspondent Sidney Jones recaps a federal indictment unsealed by the U.S. Department of Justice against a family that was involved in the recent attack on TPUSA reporter Savanah Hernandez.

Kann man damit auch Nougat Bits essen?👍🙏

Ich hab den besten chef 🙌

Metro Bus is the backbone of transportation in this region but 70% of people who ride don’t pay the fare! 😳🚍 More fares equal more service, more routes, shorter waits, cleaner buses, and improved wayfinding tools! When everyone pays, everyone gets a better system! 🤝 🚌

As it's Forbidden Door season, it's worth remembering that time Kojima elbow-dropped CM Punk right in the nards 🤼

Israeli ministers who have openly called for the ethnic cleansing, forced displacement, and starvation of Palestinians marched in New York City’s "Israel Day Parade" alongside Israeli lawmakers and U.S. officials. Among them were Bezalel Smotrich, who is facing an ICC arrest warrant request as

Had a fun day at locals