“What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!” ~Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions #vonnegut #meaning #breakfastofchampions

An oldie but a goodie. [And you'll want the sound on for this one.] #cenozoic #animals #microphone #ancientmemes #humor 3humour

Best buds staying hydrated on a thirsty #caturday! #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour

The Easter Bunny: an unstoppable force. #liamneeson #easter #bunny #humor #humour

When Philip Glass is reincarnated as a golden retriever. (The brightest of all dog breeds.) #dog #dogs #dogstoton #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

Weekend plans: try to be as happy as this weird dog. #IKnowItsABear #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #bear #bears #humor #humour #friday

I have the same astonishment that it's Monday again. #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #monday #humor #humour

If Sisyphus was a duck. #duck #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour [Description: a large flat rock, around which a duck attempts to catch a border collie, which is having the time of its life.]

Weird monkey eating salad. #IKnowItsACat #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour [description: a black cat stands on its hind legs and nibbles on a fern]

Oreo gets it. #badger #humor #humour #cheese

On May Day in LA, police descended upon protesters in waves outside the Metropolitan Detention Center. LAPD lined up and dispersed the initial crowd and left. They returned several times before kettling and arresting protestors, press, as well as pedestrians in the area.

NYC landlords hit with a shocking $31M settlement. Breaking down what happened, what led to it, and what it means for tenants and real estate in New York. #NYC #RealEstate #Landlords #Housing #News

The Joe Ryan experience

In the time since Russia’s invasion on Ukraine, countries along the new Iron Curtain — from Norway to Kazakhstan — have begun shoring up their borders as the question of Putin’s next invasion looms. Check out Long Lead's new feature BORDER LINE WAR to learn more. border-line-war.longlead.com

How the Failed Orange Prince Became a Global Laughingstock.

Cooper is needing some extra attention today #caturday

Welcome May! #Pinks

Wonder if that's the catalyst for reparations to the WTP who built this Nation&Continue to make it run #w/Rhythm&InAccordanceW/TheTeachings of OUR Brother Jesus Christ. #Ido🚫seeBORDERSweAREallONEhumanity #Do🚫GetItTwistedBordersAllowForTheShadesOfTheSunToFindPurchase PBW/Y‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🗡️👨🏽‍💻🛡️🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🗽🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️⚖️🩵🌊🪃🧲

Businesses small and large need predictability to succeed. Donald Trump's chaos and recklessness make that impossible.

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If this is the art of the deal, DEAL US OUT. Trump claimed that: - He'd end the war in Ukraine — still going - China pays the tariffs — we've paid $200B - Iran War wrapped in 2 days — we're at 27. He knows how to get in — but he certainly doesn’t know how to finish.

SWITCH PLAYERS! The wait is over! Everhood, Monstercat, and Shovel Knight are now available in the Nintendo eShop. We appreciate your patience and hope you enjoy these epic DLCs!

Robocop 🙄, apparently there's a tech company in china who are churning out humanoid terminators/robots

🏠 Dundee’s #HousingEmergency can’t wait. What is the Housing Emergency Action Plan (HEAP) that the Dundee Housing Emergency Coalition has proposed, and what difference would adopting the HEAP make to the city? 👀 Watch, ❤️ Like and 🔁 Share. Demand that Dundee City Council makes the right choice.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

You’d think he’d be used to it by now. Whatever happened to ‘yeah, we call this shit normal?’ 🤭 Hobi, you’re adorable. Please don’t change. 🥹

Dr. Shelia Nazarian, a reality TV plastic surgeon who describes herself as a conservative Iranian Jew, suggested the mosque had it coming because two 9/11 hijackers once attended it, and the imam and his wife have been outspoken about the war in Gaza. zeteo.com/p/is-bari-we...

Imagine getting into work and finding that one of the programmers on your game had made this! He was supposed to be implementing a system for players to save their games, but instead we got this. Please never change, Ross Lazerbeam.💖 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegames #animation #proceduralanimation

Best Nick Names added to Customizable Starfleet Academy Certificates, so far... James "Pew Pew" Gunner J. T. "Don't Hate the Player..." Kirkwood Reggie "Funk Dr Spock" Noble LMFAO!!! These made my #$#% Day!!! LOL

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This from Jemma Forte👇 #TrumpWar #GetHimOut

For News reporter uncovers the staged shooting and is cut off live on air

午後のソフトロック！ご冥福をお祈りいたします🩷今どうしてるかなと思い出した時に長年検索していた永遠の歌姫。わかった時が亡くなった時とは！彼女のMY泣ける曲は沢山ありますが、この曲は一番泣けます🩷絵本の中で Love in the picture クロディーヌ・ロンジェ1971

Oh why not 😂😂😂

✈️ A flyover over Miami Beach during the Arsenal of Freedom event is being described as a core memory by many attendees.

Dude, she died! 🤣🤣🤣

DOJ attorneys are supposed to serve the American people, not the personal interests of a president. That is why this conflict of interest issue matters. If the DOJ cannot act independently from political power, public trust in the system collapses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGEJfNFyK-g

🍓 Bohatá úroda jahod přilákala sběrače ve Velkých Bílovicích na Břeclavsku. Mnozí si odtamtud odnesli plný košík. Tady ovocnáři plody před mrazíky ochránili. To se úplně nepovedlo pěstitelům v Moravském Žižkově. Obávají se, že letos poptávku zákazníků neuspokojí.

LOOK AT MY LIFE ACHIEVEMENTS! 🥹 so inspirational man 🥹🥹🥹🥹 (name redacted)

That Demented Felon MUST BE STOPPED #endlesswar #iran #congress #blacksky

Meteor explodes over Massachusetts, NASA confir For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The Lylat language of Star Fox 64 (Lylat Wars in the European version) has a very amusing sound, just like that of the Star Fox game (Star Wing in the European version) on Super Nintendo. Unfortunately for North America, the Lylat language is only available in Europe. #StarFox #Nintendo

Not Kitamiya ducking for the machine gun spray

Happy Tea Day to the fans in the crowd and on FreezeCrowd.com today! Join us to freeze with a favorite drink on your college campus. What is a cool fact about tea and do you have a favorite tea? ❤️🫖🍵 ❄️ #TeaDay #Tea #NationalTeaDay

🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros Karolina Muchova wins the last 5 games to take the 1st Set from Anastasia Zakharova.

📸 Alan e Maethe em publicação do STUDIO C (arquiteturaconsultorios) no Instagram: "@/mmaethe e @/alanzoka , obrigada pela confiança e por permitirem que a gente participasse de um momento tão especial."

💷Wondering what the UK Labour budget delivers for Glasgow West? Watch my video to find out how it will support you and people of all ages across Glasgow👇

Coming tomorrow: now that the #ICC prosecutor has stepped aside, we explore the cultural issues at the court that lead to the sexual misconduct investigation, the rules now being applied by the Bureau of ASP and how the media has become a major player in this saga

Protest and property.

President #Trump excels at making promises.

Benthodytes maybe? I see no face fingers so not Enypniastes @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 927 #Doldrums #MarineLife

Fresh Stats: Caitlin Clark and Lexie Hull Surprise Fans with New 2026 Fever Road Patches Signed by Them ❤️🔥 Link: youtu.be/GxYA5h11jdE #CC22 #CaitlinClark #RavenJohnson #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

I heard from families, farmers, & butchers across Upstate NY on how beef monopolies are driving up prices. I’m leading @democrats.senate.gov in the Family Grocery & Farmer Relief Act to break up meatpacking monopolies & stop these unfair practices that rig the game against working families.

He gotta get benched after this one ☠️ #InThePaintCrew @InThePaintCrew #nba #nbaplayoffs #basketball #NBAonTNT #michaeljordan #nbamemes #nbafinals #ballislife #nbahighlights #nbaonespn #nbatv #nbaallstar #nbafunny #nbabasketball #NBANews #shaqtin #shaqtinafool #lebron #lebronjames #stephcurry

I love him so much. #mrtumnus #narnia #fy #noai #viral

This isn’t about safety. 😉

Breaking News Mick claims he had a thought With Ambassadors like Mick we are not in aposition to call anyone out 😀

Dictator Lukashenko, asked about Zelenskyy's escalating threats against Belarus, lands on a theory: "And there it could be that something happened — somewhere he had a puff [smoked something], somewhere he got a jab, and so on — and he starts making this statement. I simply feel sorry for him." 🤡