Cuando sale Vicky... siempre le doy muchos "me divierte".😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jamás debes combinar un vino blanco con un filete de carne de burro. Un buen corte de asno combina mejor con un vino tinto de los que venden en el ARA o en el D1, siempre que no exceda los 18 mil pesos la caja de 12. Un fino uribista jamás escatima en lujos Siguenos para más consejos de etiqueta

A cinco días de las elecciones, la campaña de Paloma Valencia no está cambiando de estratega político: está trayendo a una persona costosísima para que se encargue de cerrar la tapa del ataúd de su campaña. Descansa en paz, uribismo. Pronto te olvidaremos.

Antes de votar por un “Tigre”, pregúntese qué clase de hombre se ríe contando que hizo sufrir a un animal indefenso.

Me llama la atención ese tono “familiar” y “cercano” con el que les habla a grupos criminales responsables de atrocidades contra la población civil. Tal vez, en el fondo, se necesitan mutuamente para subsistir: Uribe, ejerciendo el poder en cuerpo ajeno; y esos grupos, creciendo.

De los mismos creadores de Abelardo el Ateo, del Abelardo el Ético, del Abelardo el empático...ahora nos llega el Abelardo el animalista. Próximamente solo en cines.

Fusiles, chalecos antibalas, escudos, escoltas, camionetas blindadas...yo me acuerdo de haber visto esto antes. Solo que ahora el protagonista es tigre, tiene silicona en la cola y baila como un recreacionista. Pero es la misma maricada, para atraer ignorantes pobres de derecha.

Abelardo de presidente sería un muy buen recreacionista.

Resultó mejor periodista Westcol que Vicky Dávila.

Cuando Abelardo intenta que la única mujer periodista de la mesa vea el tamaño de su pene, no está tratando de impresionarla; está tratando de llamar la atención de los otros hombres de la mesa, que son mayoría. Aparte del mal gusto de esa escena, la mujer no corre peligro. Jhovanoty, sí.

3 of 4: The benefits of Māori wards.

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Trump: "You'll start to see very soon. No country will see the growth that we're going to experience."

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Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy spent seven months filming a road trip reality show while on the job. The sponsors? Boeing, Shell, Toyota, United Airlines, and Royal Caribbean — companies he oversees and regulates. More corruption from the most corrupt administration in American history.

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Let's check some travel times: Issaquah>Seattle: 15 min (17 HOV) Seattle>Federal Way: 27 min (26 HOV) Woodinville>Seattle via I-90: 27 min More travel times here: wsdot.com/travel/real-...

The countdown to May the 4th is heating up! This week, the Disney Store shifted from Endor to the Stormtrooper collection. Dropping today, April 17th, you can grab the RC-1138 (Boss) Imperial Commando helmet, Commander Pyre voice-changing gear, and even a Tatooine hoodie for the kids.

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Shelter time, please stay safe everyone. No sleep tonight.

Senate Budget Updates, DHS Leadership Developments, and Key Political Endorsements #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

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PE & Games Teacher, Arnold House School. Closes: 01/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/0vrmj3. #independentschooljobs #londonjobs #teachingjobs

Can I be honest? Sometimes I already know what I need to do.  I just don’t want to start small. We keep waiting for more money, more confidence, or more time. Meanwhile, God is saying: "Use what you already have."

Nigel Farage bought it?

"Poverty is the leading cause of all ill health.. so austerity had a major role to play in spiralling mental illness since 2010" Natasha Devon on the hypocrisy of the Tory leader blaming social media for a surging mental health crisis.

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Game winning steal and blows a kiss goodbye to the Tempo fans! #WNBASky #SkyHoops

HAPPY Heavenly BIRTHDAY to Gilbert "Gil" Scott-Heron (April 1, 1949 – May 27, 2011) was an American soul and jazz poet, musician, and author, known primarily for his work as a spoken-word performer in the 1970s and 1980s. #theraydiotwins

I’m in the market for good ideas, and eliminating state income tax for Californians making under $100,000 is a good idea. I sat down with @jonlovett.bsky.social to talk about my plans to lower costs and put thousands of dollar back in California families’ pockets.

Theresa McCall-Jenkins, veteran family support specialist at Buffalo Prenatal-Perinatal Network, talks to The Buffalo News about the program's goal and why she won't be retiring anytime soon. buffalonews.com/news/local/b...

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Kevin Knight has lost it! Now he's attacking his partner Speedball Mike Bailey! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

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ICYMI — Justice Alito’s son has been working in the Trump administration 🤔🤷🏼 So much corruption

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I watched Secretary of Transportation, Sean Duffy’s, Reality TV Show trailer so you don’t have to!

Breaking: Bundeskanzler will alle Männer abschieben.

“The DGA report starts w/ a lot of talk about the importance of evidence. One part I don’t like, they didn’t follow any of that.” @drpeterlurie.bsky.social #CFAFPC #FoodPolicy

Ze geeft geen antwoord omdat ze weet dat Tom gelijk heeft. Dat is het kabinet anno 2026. Het liegt en bedriegt en weigert kritische vragen te beantwoorden! Kijk maar eens in de spiegel zuurtjes...

GOOD MORNING MELVIN WEST COAST GAMES ARE HARD BUT WAKING UP TO THE KID GETTING THE LAST LOL IS EASY BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

Despite the presence of people, the police are trying to move them from the road to the sidewalk using a police car 🤷 russian gdream regime #GeorgiaProtests

Every person they work with say the same thing : They are really involved in their music, they write, they chose everything. Idk why so much people think otherwize (i know) Nothing really moved before their discharge, everyone was waiting for them to come back to decide of the album's direction

I’m often asked on the trail: how will we pay for health care and protect Social Security? The place I start is by rolling back Trump’s tax breaks for the richest 1%. In my lifetime, we’ve seen the biggest shift of wealth from middle class families to billionaires. #NHPolitics

Another type of Serpentarium that can be unlocked through Research! This special Serpentarium can house aquatic Snakes to care for, that will swim in the ponds of their buildings. #indiegame #pixelart #gamedev

Big Oil corporations are terrified of juries seeing the evidence of their deception. They're "terrified of having to face their own record," explains @govjayinslee.bsky.social. Feelings aside, communities deserve to be heard — and juries deserve to hear them.

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What up Culture! We finally made it to the end of the Premier League season and we are hanging in a VERY packed Brewhouse in Little 5 Points! We would tell y'all to pull up but..... nah its way too much for that lol Where are y'all watching today?? #epl #ggmu #coyg

ALSO NEW IN THEATERS 🍿🎟️ DROP A MINECRAFT MOVIE WARFARE THE AMATEUR COLORFUL STAGE! THE MOVIE: A MIKU WHO CAN'T SING THE LUCKIEST MAN IN AMERICA A MAN AND A WOMAN (Re-Release) PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 20TH ANN. HELL OF A SUMMER SACRAMENTO GAZER WHEN FALL IS COMING A NICE INDIAN BOY #Filmsky #Moviesky

We have a WCWS sprinkler delay, I gotta go to bed fix this

WHOA‼️ #MikëPence just broke with #Trümp and called the anti-weaponization fund a "bad idea from the start." But then he went even further. He said the possibility that January 6 defendants who assaulted police officers or vandalized the Capitol could receive compensation is: "Deeply offensive."

here is my coda bear taking the path not making a new path 😆