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A cinco días de las elecciones, la campaña de Paloma Valencia no está cambiando de estratega político: está trayendo a una persona costosísima para que se encargue de cerrar la tapa del ataúd de su campaña. Descansa en paz, uribismo. Pronto te olvidaremos.

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