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Sergio Fajardo es la verdadera llanta de repuesto del uribismo: siempre aparece disponible cada cuatro años, conserva buena presión de aire y de dinero para sus campañas, y su desgaste nunca es por el centro de la llanta, sino por la derecha. Al final se desinfla, pero lo reencauchan y lo guardan.

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La campaña del tigre ha gastado miles de millones de pesos en publicidad, en vallas, en microperforados, en bots, en comerciales en fake news, en tigres hechos con I.A. bailando como locas. Pero no tienen la fuerza de un pequeño stiker diseñado por matador e impreso por un amigo con carazón

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