—Fajardito, ¿qué quieres ser cuando seas grande? —¡Sueño con ser presidente, mamá! —Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. —¡No le vuelvo a contar ni mierda, mamá!

Como demoler el argumento de un Uribestia, Abelardista, Palomista, Tigreso u Oviedista en 3 segundos. Felicitaciones a esta pareja.

El misógino y asesino de animales Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella recibe el respaldo del pedófilo y asesino de niños Donald Trump. ¡Pero qué linda familia!

¿Sabían que matador tiene caricaturas no políticas y que además sus nalgas son naturales y su carrera no tiene silicona? Mañana los espera en la Sala de Exposiciones Carlos Drews Castro de Pereira, a las 7:00 p. m., para que conozcan el humor gráfico no político de Matador.

Hoy estará nuestro próximo Presidente @IvanCepedaCast en La Dorada a las 3:00 p.m. Después de eso se pueden comer un buen bocachico.

Los medios tradicionales nos están vendiendo a Germán Vargas Lleras como el ungido, el mártir salvador que Colombia no supo escoger para conducir su destino. Salvo la empatía natural por su penosa enfermedad, Vargas Lleras fue un político más del viejo régimen, más de lo mismo.

Y el Matarife, fresco como una lechuga.

Con estas idioteces la derecha demuestra que está con el agua al cuello.

La derecha siembra miedo y muerte antes de las elecciones, esperando recoger una buena cosecha de votos. Ya lo hemos visto antes.

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja por el amor de dios... dejen de mandar bobadas. Me hicieron botar la mazamorra de la boca. jajajajajajajajajajajajaja...

ICE Detains Adys Lastres Morera, Sister of GAESA Executive, in Miami After Rubio Revokes Green Card. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #AdysLastresMorera #GAESA #MarcoRubio #Cuba #ICE #Miami #Immigration #BreakingNews #News #WorldNews #Noticias

1/2 www.instagram.com/reel/DYZZJQI... “Leave or we’ll kill you.” Some of the people I met at the Jerusalem day march through the old city. Keep watching, you’ll see the powerful work of @standing.together.english @standing.together.movement who work to foster understanding between

Abby Smith at the Trans Rights protest: "When people work alongside us, laugh with us, and know us, the media’s caricature of our lives falls apart. It is much harder to discriminate against a person whose name you know. ...We must stand together—unmissable and unafraid."

Have you made this super common mistake? I DEFINITELY have. 😅 But hooopefully I've helped my online pole students avoid the same fate! #poledance #slinkthroughstrength #homepole #poleathome

Trump is throwing out different Iran War narratives to see which will stick. But this isn't a marketing company where you A/B test Facebook ads. This is the US government. This is war.

💥 A Whole Lot of History 💥 📰 Lady Jane Grey - Reclaiming England’s Queen 📰 The Aberdeenshire village that once ruled a Pictish kingdom 📰 Lord of the Ring: Ultra-rare Old English runic finger-ring found open.substack.com/pub/historyh...

Fernando Mendoza sat down with SI at the NFLPA Rookie Premiere to break down the making of the Raiders’ Step Brothers-inspired schedule release. Original post

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Kommen wir jetzt zu Coone, der die Hütte auch komplett zerlegt hat

SD61 trustee dismissal reversal, a submarine dilemma, property rights discourse hits the House of Commons and managing global health risks Catch it all on today's Ryan & Lisa podcast: www.iheart.com/podcast/1300...

Epstein lawyer speaks out about the clients be represents!

In a decisive win over the weekend, Avi Lewis will now lead Canada's NDP. Hear about his plans for the party's future, tonight on APTN National News. Watch live: www.youtube.com/@aptnnews

The CDC – home to many public health outreach programs – remains in disarray. Gutting many state public health programs. More from Emory U. Prof & former CDC official Dr. Karen Hacker, Episode 42, Conversations on Health: How We Get There. Links at stephanishelton.com/conversations

Even dogs want the chisme 🤭😂

Your latest timeline cleanse, brought to you by Shirley Manson explaining the early Garbage fight over how to pronounce "girl" in "Stupid Girl."

#OTD in 2019, Lance Stroll and Kimi Raikkonen made light contact at the hairpin, dropping Raikkonen to 17th. #F1 #MonacoGP | May 26, 2019

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Coal, oil, and gas ads protect industry profits while misleading the public. Amsterdam banned them. President Cyril Ramaphosa, South Africa can lead Africa by banning them too! To find out why, read our Smoke and Mirrors report on fossil fuel greenwashing in SA: tinyurl.com/Greenwashing...

#cf97 goal of the day for April 15, 2026: September 15, 2012 - MLS Chicago Fire 3-1 CF Montréal - Alvaro Fernandez 80'

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Today is the Spring Election! Don’t miss your chance for your voice to be heard. Polling places are open through 8 p.m. tonight. Learn more here: myvote.wi.gov

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ICE Detainees on Hunger and Labor strike seen in the windows of Delaney Hall Detention Center, as Anti-ICE Protesters continue blocking exit.

"...$30 billion so far on a war of choice, $1 billion on ballrooms & reflecting pools, a trillion or more on the DoD, tax cuts for the wealthy…. And yet, when it is time to honor our promise to servicemembers, veterans & their families, we suddenly hear cries of poverty." @repmarktakano.bsky.social

You spent $85 acquiring a customer… then go silent for 3 months. That’s where profit leaks. Fix it: → Post-purchase ads → Email + SMS + retargeting → 120-day nurture system 40–55% vs 15–25% repurchase rate. Retention > acquisition. #ProteanDigital #LTV #PaidAds

"Since last night, first responders and all necessary services have been working wherever needed. Everyone wounded in the strike will receive assistance. This is our duty, and the state will fulfill it. I am grateful to each and every person working on the […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

Jaden McDaniels: "I love this environment. Everyone hating me, all the hate is coming towards me. I love it. I don't care I feed into it. We just end up losing today but we're gonna win the next one."

The "AI Verdict" is in for 2026. 🤖⚖️ The search for legal counsel has shifted from basic Google searches to complex AI "prompts. 📞 813-222-2220 🌐 www.centrallaw.com/blog/tampa-c... #TampaLawyer #CaseyEbsary #CriminalDefense #AI #LegalAdvice #DUIAttorney #2026 #BoardCertified #TampaLaw #LegalNoir

Consumer News: March 9, 2026 A new Uber feature for women. Anthropic suing the government. Plus, the gross reason the Sistine Chapel needs to be cleaned. #Uber #Anthropic #SistineChapel #ConsumerNews

Colonialism historically erased Trans existence from every culture it came across and now has the audacity to claim that being Trans is a modern creation

🚍 At #TTDC26, Avi Silverman, the acting Executive Director of Transforming Transportation development partner FIA Foundation, shared insights into how #cities can finance infrastructure for safe and sustainable mobility. Missed #TTDC26? Watch the recordings now 👉 bit.ly/4c9aEQl

Today we have Joe Taylor sharing a great tutorial on building a seamless infinite scroll experience with GSAP and Lenis: tympanus.net/codrops/2026... Infinite looping, parallax depth, snap scrolling, and smooth motion, all broken down in a clean and approachable way.

I think they broadcast this one already.

Good Morning to my Magnificent Amazing 1,108 #Followers. I respectfully understand that some of you are waiting on the Astronaut Adventure Ep.2, but I've added so much complexity to it that it's taking longer than a Booty-Shaking Dancing Video. 🤣Work with me on this one Fellas. #AIartcommunity

We’re thrilled to announce our continued partnership with Communications International Group (CIG) as the Official Media Partner for the #PharmacyShow #PS25UK! Read the full article here: www.thepharmacyshow.co.uk/show-news/ph...

The party's all done, but the work around the farm never stops in #BattleRiverCrowfoot. Today's task is moving a fence line! This is #OurHomeOurRiding and #OurCountry

We reached our $10,000 #EndangeredSpeciesDay goal thanks to you, so we doubled it to $20,000 and donations are still being matched. We’ll now select names for TWO newly identified elephants, and one could be yours. buff.ly/BBcPvTj

“EXCUSE ME OFFICER, PARDON FOR SPEEDING, BUT NMIXX IS PERFORMING THIS EVENING”

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A week of super polished mass appeal AAA Spider-Man and a couple of months of playing other games made me forget what it was like to play a game where the camera hitting a wall becomes a second enemy.

Happy Pride Month Seeing this young kids being so proud and free gives me hope that all our marches and protests gave them the opportunity to themselves without fearing for lives, every young person should be free to be themselves today. #PrideMonth #USDemocracy

Building a game solo as a woman developer isn’t always easy. That’s why supporting indie and women-led projects matters so much 💜 Happy to stand with @dames4games.org ❤️ March 6 - don’t miss the Spring Showcase 😎 ✨Wishlist Provoron: cutt.ly/wtW1dHk3 #solodev #WomenInGames #womengamedev

🎥 In this short clip, Anthony Vernon, United Kingdom, shares one key takeaway from the ECNP Workshop on Applied #Neuroscience: why it’s such an important space for young researchers to grow, connect, and get inspired. A great snapshot of what makes this event so valuable! ✨ #ECNP #EarlyCareer

Brewing peace, one quiet moment at a time. ☕

"To protect Queenslanders." Sometimes a judge will decide on a longer sentence than the prosecution asks for. #qldpol