—Fajardito, ¿qué quieres ser cuando seas grande? —¡Sueño con ser presidente, mamá! —Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja. —¡No le vuelvo a contar ni mierda, mamá!

Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella posa de gran patriota, pero desde 2023 también tiene nacionalidad gringa. Entonces la pregunta es inevitable: ¿A quién cree usted que terminaría regalándole nuestros recursos ambientales? ¿A Colombia… o a su “Sugar Daddy”, papito Trump?

La campaña de Paloma Valencia no se hunde sola: naufraga en el mar de babas de sus asesores. ¿A qué clase de idiota se le ocurrió que era buena idea debatir sola con una imagen de Iván Cepeda creada con inteligencia artificial? ¿Creen a sus electores pendejos?

Imagínense esta obra en la sala y, de visita, las tías uribistas, los primos palomistas, los abuelos abelardistas y el vecino tibio de la cuadra. La discusión política que se arma es para alquilar balcón. Pero el que tenga miedo, que no nazca.

El misógino y asesino de animales Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella recibe el respaldo del pedófilo y asesino de niños Donald Trump. ¡Pero qué linda familia!

Me siento muy orgulloso de Pereira, de su gente de sus paisajes. Vivimos en un paraíso que no es perfecto y a veces no nos damos cuenta, ni lo valoramos.

Sr. Abelardo Gabriel de la Espriella Bogotá, D. C. Querido Abelardo: Lamento profundamente que su estadía en el país haya sido tan corta. Disfruté mucho de su espectáculo cómico-musical, con luces, pirotecnia y una puesta en escena que hizo las delicias de grandes y chicos. ¡Chao, bambino!

¿Sabían que matador tiene caricaturas no políticas y que además sus nalgas son naturales y su carrera no tiene silicona? Mañana los espera en la Sala de Exposiciones Carlos Drews Castro de Pereira, a las 7:00 p. m., para que conozcan el humor gráfico no político de Matador.

Si eres animalista y ambientalista, mejor no veas este video.

Dime que eres un idiota profundo, sin decirme que eres un idiota profundo.

La directora de los servicios de inteligencia de Estados Unidos, Tulsi Gabbard, ha presentado su dimisión argumentando razones de salud su marido

I emerge triumphant! Epic battle against "The Mermaid" in ASSAULT SHELL. The Delta ship has an awesome sword weapon. This game rules. #SHMUP #Gaming #BulletHell

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Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy tells BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg she does not agree that Keir Starmer should be replaced. “He’s shown he’s up for a fight”

Focus on the fun! 🤪 Performances that stick out in the best way are the ones in which you can tell the actor is having FUN and giving their all in the compelling, nuanced characters AND SCENES they created. (1/9) 🧵

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Tina the cleaner of Wrexham Football club on her experience working for the club

Ever seen a timberdoodle dance? “Timberdoodle” is another name for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor) — other names for this bird include the bog chicken, bogsucker, and mudbat. It is such a weird animal. Meep! #wildlife #bird #birds #nature #science #wildlife #woodcock

Businesses keep telling me - banking in market towns just isn’t doesn't work for them. There’s nowhere to open or manage accounts, sign documents, get advice, or sort problems face‑to‑face. Online and phone banking simply isn’t enough for many rural businesses.

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The moment every Bolton fan dreamed of 🤍 Playoff trophy lifted at Wembley. Championship football secured 🏆

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You and your partner are polygamous, but you don't know it.

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1000 கோடி சம்பாதிக்க தகுதியே தேவையில்லை! இதைக் கேளுங்கள்! இந்த 8 அங்கங்களோடு கூடிய "கல்பதரு அஷ்டாங்க யோகத்தை" தினந்தோறும் செய்யுங்கள். இதற்கு ஜாதி, மதம் கிடையாது. வாழ்க்கையில் தூங்கத் தெரிந்த எவர் வேண்டுமானாலும் இதைச் செய்ய முடியும்.

Flugzeug zerfetzt Gleitschirm

2️⃣ Extreme weather expert Prof @hayleyjfowler.bsky.social warns that the mega floods seen in Europe could happen here, but the UK is not prepared. Has your MP signed the Parliamentary Call to brief the nation? www.nebriefing.org/parliamentar... Full talk: www.nebriefing.org/expert-brief... #NEB2025

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What did we expect from a CONVICTED FELON PEDOPHILE?

🤬#UnfitForAnyOffice "The Pentagon said it. Strait of Hormuz — nearly impossible to reopen once closed. Pete Hegseth went ahead anyway. When the war plan prioritizes the impression of invincibility over the Laws of Warfare — it stopped being a military strategy..."

The psychological horror game Evil Inside is coming to Quest 3 headsets and PlayStation VR2 in May. Details here: www.uploadvr.com/psychologica...

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☎️ Hello police... Yeah we can't have street code & thriving communities. This Aint tv dammit, one's gotta go.

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I can’t wait to play James Bond first light not long to go yay

Beating Gas Prices With A Barbie Car

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Will Ospreay reflects on his match with Ricochet in NJPW that "changed everything" 🔥 #AEW

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Stop it! Complaining may feel productive. It’s not. You know what is Action.

Josef Pazderka 𝕏🔁 @latiniano@twitter.com: 28 мая 1987 немецкий любитель на легкомоторном самолёте совершил 1000-километровый перелёт в москву, где беспрепятственно приземлился на Большом Москворецком мосту в День пограничных войск СССР это был один из […] [Original post on zpravobot.news]

Labour can’t retake it because no part or tendency of the Labour coalition is capable of addressing the material shortages that reality is today serving up. But the Greens tradition at least thinks in those terms.

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This is not normal. We shouldn’t have to wake up to depictions of our president as Jesus, and have Republicans in Congress who refuse to stand up to him.

Here’s a taste of what was discussed with Prof Janice Morphet discussing local government reorganisation & the need to create a model that is clear and understandable for citizens. Read the full summary for more ➡️ acss.org.uk/news/summary...

"I'm not renewing my season ticket." @davestone1980.bsky.social joined us on The Review after Tranmere's defeat to Walsall. He outlined his frustrations with what's currently happening at Prenton Park. #TRFC #SWA patreon.com/posts/148479617

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Watch as Dutch police slam a pregnant Palestinian woman across the ground and drag her across the hospital hallway in Amsterdam. Look at her pained face; look at her husband immediately try and protect her. Why isn’t this civilized display of superior Western democracy all over the news?

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So it's because I edited it, it won't let me post an edited version I cropped because I was more comfortable cropping most of the block across from me out for my own safety , yet they're happy with tik toks etc @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app 🤨 Anyway summer has arrived in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Plaid’s plans don’t add up. Unfunded promises. Cuts elsewhere. And less choice for those from lower income backgrounds. That’s not fairness. Welsh Labour will always stand up for opportunity for all. That’s fairness you can feel.

Counting on common sense in the senate today.

Habt ihr schon eine Totholz Hecke? Eine sog. Benjeshecke sorgt dafür, dass ihr Äste und Holz vom Grünschnitt nicht mehr entsorgen müsst. Und jede Menge Gartenbewohner freuen sich über das neue zu Hause. Bei mir ist nach wenigen Tagen direkt eine Spatzen Familie eingezogen #benjeshecke

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“Get you an Ohio man, and get out of the game.”or whatever Beyonce said..

I MADE AN NBA LEGEND MY CAMERAMAN 👀🎥 I was lucky enough to get some time with NBA legend Dirk Nowitzki to ask him about representation and the importance of the NBA playing in Europe at the 2026 NBA London Game... #dirknowitzki #interview #nbalondon #nbaberlin #nbauk #nbaeurope