Todo en Abelardo es postizo. - Su cabello es un injerto. - Sus nalgas son de silicona. - Su discurso es de Uribe. - Se cree Milei. - Posa de italiano, pero come ñame. - Usa ropa fina, pero es un filipichín. - Y aparte de eso se cree tigre y hombre.

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Todo en Abelardo es falso y postizo. Su discurso es de Uribe. Su cabello es de nylon. Su programa económico es de Milei. Sus nalgas son de silicona. Su pinta es de Bukele. Sus firmas son de humo. Y es corroncho de Florencia, Italia. Por eso dicen que el Tigre no es como lo pintan.

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Cuando Abelardo intenta que la única mujer periodista de la mesa vea el tamaño de su pene, no está tratando de impresionarla; está tratando de llamar la atención de los otros hombres de la mesa, que son mayoría. Aparte del mal gusto de esa escena, la mujer no corre peligro. Jhovanoty, sí.

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El candidato presidencial Abelardo de la Espriella no necesita explicar sus propuestas en economía, seguridad o salud. Le basta con decirle a una joven periodista que le haga zoom a una foto para apreciar, según él, lo marcado de su paquete viril, hormonado y testiculado.

Ayer habló la esposa de Abelardo de la Espriella. Hoy en la noche, después de tres años de silencio, hablará la mía. Su nombre es Alejandra Valencia. Y lo que va a decir no es un chisme: es una verdad que merece ser escuchada. Me siento muy orgulloso de ella.

Fusiles, chalecos antibalas, escudos, escoltas, camionetas blindadas...yo me acuerdo de haber visto esto antes. Solo que ahora el protagonista es tigre, tiene silicona en la cola y baila como un recreacionista. Pero es la misma maricada, para atraer ignorantes pobres de derecha.

Abelardo de presidente sería un muy buen recreacionista.

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The fucking state of it. Get ready to see more of this. The more hate marches that Stephen Waxey-Lemmon is allowed to organise, and the more Reform representatives are allowed to push the conspiracy that White people are the real victims of racism, the more violent men we will see in public.