Just hurry up and die, old guy.

These are so satisfying but I'll never remember to do them.

Such a shame when they can't face going up steps any longer. It's all Biden's fault. Or Obama's

King Donald the Mad: "Under our leadership, 5 million people have been lifted off food stamps just in a short period of time". No, 5 million have had their food stamps withdrawn.

Tommy Ten Names claims his Yew Knight the Kingdumb March was attended by "millions". Judge for yourself.

I knew it would take long for someone to do the right thing.

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio threw a reception party at Delhi Airport, and no-one came (except his pilot). "Where is everyone?" he asked. Not a single Indian government official came to meet him. America is so respected right now.

Henry Nowak's father: Don't let our son's death become a political football. Fartrage fans...

Vance claims King Donald the Mad avoids insider trading violations by having others execute trades on his behalf. "He doesn't fire the gun, he just hires the hit man."

It's Friday. I think we all need this. (Pretty sure it's not AI. All the ducklings have only four fingers)

As much as Taylor Hall's OT winner was talked about post-game last night, everyone was also quick to point to his potential game-saving block to end regulation. "He wants to win, so he's doing whatever he has to do to help the team," Rod Brind'Amour said with appreciation.

Elon Musk just lost his lawsuit against Open AI in a whopping 90 minutes - guess who didn't get what they wanted? Credit: @philipdefranco.bsky.social | Source #MuskTrial #AIlawsuit #XAIversusOpenAI

It’s logical that change feels uncomfortable. Your brain is wired to prefer familiarity — even when that familiarity isn’t good for you. Growth often feels like instability before it feels like freedom. 💙 #mattsfoundation #mentalhealth #4mattsmf #kobe

All is Fair in Love by Stevie Wonder. NO WAR IN IRAN! #cello #antiwar #nowarwithiran

🎁🎶 We don't want a lot for Christmas...maybe just a wishlist of our #indiegame? 👀👉👈 Stir up chaos and coffee in Spill the Beans, a reverse detective #visualnovel set in a cozy fantasy café! ➡️ bit.ly/spill-the-be... ☕🔎 #wishlistwednesday #gamedev

On #WorldPressFreedomDay, we reaffirm our commitment to protecting journalists and media freedom. The message is clear: stronger coordination, prevention & lasting solutions are needed to keep journalists safe. www.coe.int/en/web/porta...

Thanks @born2bleed for being my literal dream client and bringing me this rad idea. You have the exquisite taste of a gentleman and a scholar 📍Find me @theprettysisterstudio in Costa Mesa, CA ⚡️To Book YOUR Tattoo⚡️ WrappedInPlasticINK.com #orangecountytattoo #boldwillhold #orangecounty #joycemanor

We want to hear what leaseholders think of the Government's plans for commonhold and leasehold reform. Help us decide what changes to recommend to the Government to improve the draft Bill, as @florenceeshalomi.bsky.social explains. Take our survey by 31 March: https://forms.office.com/e/Hj27jXurmA

Carlsbad California #travel #beach #pacificocean

Mouse Mindfulness 4/29/26 🐭💜 Protecting your peace should always come first🫶🏻 #fyp #mousemindfulness🐭 #mindfulness #quotes #protectyourpeace

The Russians are working on a solar power station east of Stepnogorsk, confirming the Defense Forces' control over this area.🤣

UClips I Bell Preview: Forearm, Wrist, & Grip Strengthener Check out the UClips I Bell shreddeddad.com/ibell #homegym #garagegym #uclips

Another example of a Waymo robot forcing its way through multiple lanes of oncoming traffic to make a left turn into a corner parking lot instead of making a right turn the safe way. Melrose Ave at Vine, LA Not 'safety first' but prob not illegal, which could be Waymo's motto. OP: tiktok.artofpau

frog milker ribbit isnt real, frog milker ribbit cant hurt you... frog milker ribbit:

Tommaso Ciampa finding out the hard way you empty the can before you look for plunder as it is ANYTHING GOES between Ciampa and Mark Briscoe! #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Experience the strangely satisfying sounds of a modern, unmanned book factory! 🎧 Ever wondered how books are made with minimal human touch? This ASMR journey is for you. Dive into the fascinating world of automated production and discover the hidden symphony of machines. Link in bio for the full e…

It's Time for a Change in Texas Leadership. We know that big money tries to buy our politicians. It's amazing what a $3 million "donation" will get you. #goodwin4tx #candan #TurnTexasBlue

When Racists Are Given the Powers of State, Everybody Dies😂 #ASE — Not Just Black People No debate.😴💤 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2026/01/when... Grok on DNA-Coded Shapeshifting Gadgets😴💤 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2025/08/dna-... #GENOCIDE #LOOSH #NYC #Aus #Mecca #Berlin #Bro #Vienna #Warsaw

Recognizing the talent disparity. That's the message I took away from Mauricio Pochettino's postgame comments after 2-0 loss to Portugal preceded by 5-2 defeat to Belgium. The USMNT does not have a top 100 player in the world according to Poch. Watch 👇 @usmnt-thoughts.bsky.social @worldcup.news

Feuer im Kosher Kingdom Supermarkt, Golders Green, London. Die Brandursache wäre laut Feuerwehr bisher unbekannt.

Which situations make your cognitive challenges worse? Prof Jim Jackson, Author of Clearing the Fog explains what you should avoid! #longcovid #longhauler longcovidtheanswers.com @drjimjackson

Ellena Farrow Galapagos

#Canal24Horas | Muere la directora de cine Josefina Molina a los 89 años

In this video about Top 7 Revenue Streams of a Binance Clone Script, Watch it out.

WEMBY STEP-BACK THREE 😱 (via @NBA) Original post

Moi devant vos blousques...

🥰 Awwww

This day last year, kicking off the Welcome To The Pleasuredome 40th Anniversary Tour in Hamburg!

Un espectacular registro, captado durante la mañana de este martes, muestra un gran grupo de delfines en la bahía de Valparaíso. Posteriormente, los ejemplares continuaron su recorrido desplazándose hacia Viña del Mar y Concón.

Towers may fall, but bunkers are holding strong💪 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam : store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #RTS #indiegame #voxel #voxelgame

Primary Day is one month from today. If you are not a registered voter please register. You have until May 4th. If you are registered go to the AL Sec of State website at myinfo.alabamavotes.gov and check your status.

Done! Das war ein mehr als erfolgreicher Launch, mit den üblichen kleineren Bugs, die nächste Woche aber gefixt werden können und keine Einflüsse auf die Funktionalitäten für die Kunden haben sollten. Sehr stolz auf das Team, welches das Ding vom Konzept zur Realität begleitet und getrieben hat.

If it’s starting to feel uncomfortable, slipping down, or leaking… your body is probably telling you it’s time for a change. And even if it’s not full, don’t keep a tampon in for too long. Tampons should generally be changed every 4–8 hours to avoid developing Toxic Shock Syndrome (TSS).

@ladyjulia1997.bsky.social Glaube auch, in den Bergen ist die Luft zu dünn für das Grunztier. Oder "HochEbenenSchweine, gibts die??? Apropos Schweine. In meinem Video heute wird (zensiert) gezeigt, dass sich Grunzi schon in Stimmung bringt für den Rosettenball, ist sehr schwer, funktioniert nicht😭

Take note, Republicans: We are not going to eat cake. #economy #republicans

"ET OUSMANE, BALLON D'OR !" : Ousmane Dembélé déchaîne la foule en entrant sur la pelouse du Parc des Princes #PSG #Liguedeschampions

QTP with a Red-haired girl

260531 Yoongi posted on Instagram! his running marathon vlog on Stanford day 2! #Suga

Carl Sagan

Faisons un point sur le phénomène El Niño, qui pourrait revenir cet été, ainsi que ses conséquences à l'échelle globale.

It is a nasty boot, tho! 🤭

#Trump #Maga #trending #viral #fyp #political #democrats #republicans #liberals #conservatives #news

La Chine a fourni à l'Iran un radar JY-27A, censé détecter les avions de chasse furtifs. L'Iran l'a déployé sur l'île de Goruk & ce radar a été détruit par un avion de chasse furtif américain F-35. Suite aux nombreuses provocation du régime CGRI, une escalade militaire est possible cette nuit.

Read people like a book ==>https://amzn.to/4wOc8Yr Explains repetition compulsion and attachment patterns in relationships — deeply educational and resonant for anyone stuck in cycles. #RelationshipPatterns #AttachmentTheory #PsychologyOfLove #BreakTheCycle #HealYourWounds

During the 7th Congressional District #NY1Debate, Claire Valdez was asked what she would tell longtime district residents who may feel disoriented by newcomers.

Her face when she saw clearly with glasses for the first time. Original post

When things don’t work out… what role are you playing in the relationship? Relationship Patterns / Healing Work / Relationship Roles / Love Coaching / Personal Growth / Breaking Patterns / Relationship Advice / Self Awareness / Therapist Role / Healthy Relationships / Boundaries In Love

La lampista del PSOE @nuriasecret @sempresaludava #EstàPassant3Cat https://ccma.cat/3cat/esta-passant/

Explore Chester’s dark side 👻 Join award-winning Dark Chester with guide David Atkinson for spooky stories, horrible histories, and chilling tales from the city’s past… 🗓️ Sat 6 June 📍 Chester Picturehouse 🎟️ Book now…if you dare: buff.ly/Yr2Hmew #ChesterHeritageFestival #CHF2026 #Chester

Yoga stretches for C-section and diastasis recti #yogareels #csectionyoga #diastasisrectiyoga #yogabenefits #yogalifestyle #yogadaily #bskyyoga