The Boulder's Issue 2 is out. Darwin's feet go viral on OnlyFans. He still can't make rent. Free download: mbismonte.itch.io/the-boulder-... #indiezine #litfiction #serializedfiction #absurdcomedy #darkhumor #pulpfiction #fakeads #gigeconomy #freelancelife #satire

When your boss uses the work cloud storage for her personal use and your AI has something to say about it. Filing under: you can’t make this up. #amwriting #serialfiction #literaryfiction #indiewriter #zineserial

Greetings from Isla Mujeres where I’m choosing to suspend reality for a few days. Buenos dias! ☀️

Autocorrect, probably. #amwriting #serialfiction #literaryfiction #indiewriter #writersofinstagram

Some things collapse so you can see what the foundation looks like. The Boulder Issue 7: Error 404 drops Friday on mbismonte.itch.io #TheBoulderZine #SteadyStacks #SerialFiction #LiteraryZine #GigEconomy #literaryfiction

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She’s seen every angle of every relationship, every argument, every reconciliation, every breakup. Both sides, literally. And what does she know? That people are the same from every angle. Still confused. Still needy. Still routing their mess through her. Betty’s tired. #platformcapitalism

Issue 5: The Raven. Tomorrow. #amwriting #serialfiction #literaryfiction #indiewriter #zineserial

Darwin’s year in review. Times fired: 59. Times hired: 59. Mountains climbed: 0. The Boulder Series is complete. mbismonte.itch.io

The first copy of my new zine “NYC is Big, My Dreams are Bigger” is almost done. I’ve printed & divided the work into five signatures. The last step is French stitch binding. #zine #literaryfiction #handmade #smallpress #indieauthor #storytelling #filipinoamerican #zinemaker #handcrafted

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Donald Trump says Iran had already agreed to his demands in negotiations, but suggested Iranian leaders later acted as though they “forgot” the agreement.

Light up your week with hope!💡 ✨ Starting tomorrow, landmarks across Canada will be glowing in support of the Defeat Depression initiative. Let’s unite to show our support for mental health. Don’t forget to tag us in your photos! www.defeatdepression.ca #DefeatDepression #MoodDisordersCA

BREAKING: Former mayor of New York City and former personal lawyer for President Trump, Rudy Giuliani, is in "critical” condition in a Florida hospital, according to his spokesperson. MS NOW's Ayman Mohyeldin has the latest.

Why is cervical cancer rising in Canada despite being preventable? @namshine.bsky.social talks HPV vaccines, trust, and prevention with Michelle Halligan (Canadian Partnership Against Cancer) and Nakia Lee-Foon (Institute for Better Health) on (MIS)Treated. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/c...

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Mosquito season got you dodging bugs instead of filming? Sleepy Motion whips up a broadcast-quality animated promo in 60 seconds no crew, no bug spray needed. #easyvideos #motiongraphics #SleepyMotion

Admittedly behind on posting videos. I've done a bunch of inking s8nce I filmed this, but for those wondering about teh woes of my t-square, here you are. #comicbooks #art #makingart #inking

Does Pellegrino Matarazzo have the makings of a future USMNT head coach? 🇺🇸 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 - watch/listen 👇 🍎: tinyurl.com/3dha9hba ✳️: tinyurl.com/4cyvs75j 📺: tinyurl.com/mtf3uf5k

Ententanz, TEMU-Shopping-Links und ein wenig TKKG-Fashion: Wo genau suchen denn die Online-Ermittler nach ihren "perversen Männern" und wer lässt ihnen Handynummern auf Masse zukommen ? Mehr zur Reportage auf any-page.de

Working on finishing the boss today. There is obviously some things I need to do😄 i dont know if I made it too difficult. But to those who like challenging bosses you will have fun😂 I'm thinking to get rid of the stamina bar. I dont think we need it? #gamedev

Jackie 😂 after Chels & DM got tangled up

Listen and learn

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🍀🚀Founding CTO | Naiian | Las Rozas de Madrid | €105-125K🍀🚀 Con sede en Dublín y operaciones en Madrid, Naiian es una evolución tecnológica de 20 años de metodologías premiadas internacionalmente en consultoría estratégica👇 https://www.getmanfred.com/ofertas-empleo/8321/naiian-founding-cto-abr26

Easton Cowan nets his third of the #CalderCup Playoffs👀 @torontomarlies.bsky.social | #TORvsCLE 📺💻📲: https://flosports.link/4cC9sC3

Many voters are tone deaf to whining from violent criminals who believe their privacy rights are more important than public safety. Reckless drivers are violent criminals.

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“He devoted a huge amount of time, energy, resources, strategic thinking, and mentorship to helping to revitalize local news across the country.” Sarabeth Berman reflects on @theajp.bsky.social co-founder John Thornton, who was honored with a special tribute at #RCFPAwards25.

Justify the feeling. We provide the space. London W14

For an avid reader like me, it is very meaningful to be recognized as a library champion by the Wisconsin Library association. Check out my video from my recent visit to the Rosemary Garfoot Public Library in Cross Plains.

Figma and OpenAI Integration

Epic Papal burn. L’il Marco gives Pope Leo an anal suppository. Pope Leo gives Marco an olive branch, representing peace.

The #DelaneyHall protest in #Newark is about the same inhuman conditions from last year, when Todd Blanche had Newark Mayor Ras Baraka arrested, after he left the facility. @emptywheel talks to @nicolesandler about how the prison company, The GEO Group won't […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

Dreams gone rogue. When the boundary between the dream world and reality disappears, the results are rarely graceful. These sleepers learned the hard way that their brains are the ultimate pranksters when the lights go out. ​#funnyvideo #relatable #humor #lmao #trendingnow #funny #lifestyle

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Do yall know there's a goth version of Ms. Rachel, named Ms Raven, who has a low stimulation children's YouTube show? She also experiences chronic illness & uses a wheelchair part of the time I hope she's anti-Zionist too

Um incêndio atingiu o Bloco C da Feira dos Importados na madrugada desta segunda-feira (11/5), em Brasília. Ao todo, 40 bancas foram atingidas, sendo que 28 delas acabaram totalmente destruídas pelas chamas. ➡️ Acesse o site do Correio para ler mais notícias 📽️ Adriana Bernardes/CB/DA Press

Nach 2015 trug Österreich viel Last – der Europäische Asyl- und Migrationspakt schafft nun klare Regeln, faire Verfahren, zügige Entscheidungen, Rückführungen und echte Solidarität. @beate.neos.eu

📺 La actuación de Framber Valdez contra los White Sox

MIAMI!!!!! #miami #mayor#democrats

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Im dead. Go straight to the comments 😆 🤣 😂

KAILASA: A SOVEREIGN Space for Humanity Without Boundaries! To Become a Kailasavasi Now! ecitizen.info/kailasa

Walter had no idea what the hell Waylon was babbling about. Maybe not enough sleep. Regardless, Walter made the executive decision that silence was the safest currency available. #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #CaffeineOverload #Babbling #SaturdayVibes #LabLife #DogLogic #SilenceIsGolden

The only correct choice here was clearly doctor don't do shit

ICE calls it family detention. But children are living in confinement that functions like jail. 🚨 Some children have been held for more than 100 days. Fear, medical neglect, and state control get folded into daily life — and softer language does not change what is happening.

How does #Claude #AI from @anthropic-ai think? #anthropic

Ronny Chieng ain't wrong.

This is what autism may look like in BDSM (sometimes). When secured.max (IG) tells me to submit, this also means for me to disconnect from an inhumane world that is often too much.

“The institutions that are supposed to represent European opinion have decoupled from European opinion. The people who write the letters and run the broadcasts and edit the papers are no longer in alignment with the public they claim to speak for.” Read the full essay here: https://bit.ly/4drVvsO

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Basically.

Can You Stop the Rain by Peabo Bryson

www.hayatformayor.com Winnipeggers deserve better. Sign the nomination for Umar Hayat and help build a city that works for everyone? #hayatformayor #miami #LA #newyork #canada #vegas #usa #toronto #vancouver #winnipeg

Post a TV show that starts with the letter C 📺 Continuum 🖤

Distraction is the GOP's most powerful weapon. Ours is FOCUS. Eyes on the prize. All the way to midterms. #AccountabilityIsComing.

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

Olivia Nelson-Ododa steal + layup to give the Connecticut Sun a 1 point lead at the end of the 1st quarter #WNBA