First coffee spit of the day. I think I just found my spirit animal. 🔊on.

Unless the news the whole world is anticipating breaks, this is all you’ll hear from me on him today. Cry laughing. Iran has gone reggae. And it’s worth breaking the self-imposed embargo.

First coffee spit of the day. “The main character wasn’t very likeable…” Give this man a medal. 🥇 Fucking crying here.

This was posted without irony on the orange tinted turd’s official page here. Hitler loved being photographed with children as well. Just saying.

Monday morning here in Australia. And here’s a very Australian way to start the week.

Iran. Venezuela. Same, same. Fuck me. Even Kegbreath needed a mighty big slug of “tea” to get past it.

I think I’m beginning to understand the male loneliness epidemic.

That bunny’s tripping balls.

Timeline cleanse. Happy 100th birthday, Sir David Attenborough. 💗 Thank you. For being you. For putting up with the incredibly brilliant yet also incredibly dumb species you belong to. You are one of the finest human beings ever to grace the planet with his or her presence. Google ⬇️

We all need a little of this today. Just the tonic. Laughing way more than I should at this.

Chaos, INCOMPETENCE, and governing by Truth Social’：Nicolle ROASTS Trump’s FAILED Iran operation [Edit] Trump forced to abort "Project Freedom" to help ships cross the Strait of Hormuz, after Trump's Truth Social angered Saudi Arabia May 8, 2026 www.ms.now/deadline-whi... Deadline: White House

Les médias ne font plus que du divertissement ! Olivier Berruyer - Blast - 13/03/2026 #politique #media #berruyer #trump

ZELENSKYY: We have capability to act preventively with regard to de facto leadership of Belarus, which must clearly understand there will be consequences if aggressive actions against Ukraine are taken. We won't forget 2022, when offensive came from territory of Belarus as well.

Part 3 of the Planning Bill weakens protections for nature and hands power to developers. I signed 38 Tory amendments to stop it — and they still backed down. That’s not opposition. That’s cowardice. #ProtectNature #DontTrusttheTories

“Investing in global health preparedness, supporting international coordination through organizations like WHO and strengthening local health systems are not acts of charity,” stresses IDSA spokesperson krutikakuppalli.bsky.social. Watch our new press briefing: https://bit.ly/4eXKLF1

Kolona automobila iz Pančeva približava se Beogradu.

Biden wasn’t even President at the time of Trump’s latest lie. 🙄

NewsInsideUkraine t.me/NewsInsideUk... Yaroslavl’s oil refinery was reportedly attacked again by Ukrainian drones overnight, with fires and explosions reported. Governor Mikhail Yevrayev said the regional drone attack was repelled, while roads were temporarily closed and sirens sounded.

The Green Lady of Brooklyn and her husband gave a very darling interview to NewYorkNico on instagram. Such a sweet couple. 💚

Developers told The Information that Amazon has significantly reduced one of Trainium’s biggest hurdles — software compatibility. #Amazon #AWS #Trainium #Nvidia #AI

Cybersecurity is entering a breaking point. Tom Hollingsworth discusses how quantum computing, shadow AI, and architectural failures are reshaping how organizations must defend their data in this episode of Tech Field Day Takeaways. #TFDTakeaways #XFD15 #Cybersecurity #ShadowAI

#TRUMPMOBILE #ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Further to my ‘Stack nobody read about the perils of UFO disclosure. One of my preoccupations is that the awe and fear provoked by any such disclosure will push one of these hokey proto-religions to the fore. Enjoy..

🚨NEW MEDIA CLUB OUT NOW🚨 ITV & ITV Studios split would be good news for the whole media sector. Mark Browning, CEO of Zinc Media Group, on The Media Club with @mattdeegan.com ft. @manori-r.bsky.social. Listen & watch now: 📺 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s-AwdxHJdQ 🔈 podfollow.com/themediaclub

"It's not about one party or one company. It's about a state government that serves us." Dr. Rob Davidson talks about helping patients with Mop Up Michigan. If you want to donate to Mop Up Michigan, go to mopupmichigan.org/donate/ #MopUpMichigan #MMOP #MoneyOutOfPolitics #Money #Politics

Listen to the Message from Congressman Garcia about Trump’s and the Regime corruption! Everyone No Kings this Saturday! Speak your voice!

Today's GB News TV advertisers include *SlaterAndGordon *EKOSGroup *EmeraldCruises *HarringtonAndByrne *TheKitchenCompany *WeFixLondon *Belgica *ReclaimNation *HousingUnits *Boxt *WorldOfCruising *QuingoScooters *DormeoUK *Tufferman *BrundallAuto *Madisonandmayfair *EveysPreloved *TrailFinders

Americans, come look at this. Londoners, explain. 😭

Funding is turning into life-saving assistance. 🚚 Across crises, humanitarians are helping people survive, recover and rebuild. The progress is real. But so is the urgency to save #87MillionLives. Be part of the momentum.

Are you in or near Contra Costa County?! Come meet California gubernatorial candidate, Xavier Becerra, this Thursday, April 23rd in Walnut Creek, CA at the Lesher Center for the Arts. #Becerra #BecerraEra #BecerraForGovernor #California #CaliforniaGovernor

I didn't have Virgil Van Dijk all to myself this week, but he was in a better mood than last week at Elland Road: #LFC #lfc

Happy New Year from #AltumStrategyGroup! ✨ #HappyNewYear #BusinessGrowth #Leadership #Strategy #Success #Peace #NewBeginnings #AltumWave #finance #techonology #operations #hr #digital #governance #risk #innovation #ResponsibleTransformation

#nature #nature-beauty #very-nice #world-beauty #beautiful-planet #mountains #river

"You've got wavy hair, and tonight it's waving goodbye!" - Foley "That's cute..." - Max #AEWDoN

🎙️ In a new episode of the EdUp Canada Podcast, host Michael Sangster sits down with Cheryl Harrison, COO and VP of MC College, to discuss skilled trades, beauty education, and the impact of career colleges in Canada. 🔊Listen here: buff.ly/UvDSrhl #CareerColleges #NACC

BREAKING: Fights break out and objects thrown between pro-Palestinian protesters and Zionists near land auction for stolen Palestinian land in Brooklyn.

On Monday, Trump ran roughshod over intl law - the UK took no action. On Tuesday, Trump threatened a NATO ally - the UK took no action. Today, the UK supported Trump's military operation in the North Atlantic. When will this govt stop appeasing Trump and stand up for the rule of law?

A Ukrainian MiG-29MU1 dropped French AASM Hammer bombs on a Russian drone control post in a former sugar factory in Kursk Oblast's Tyotkino. Russia reportedly tried to set up another FPV workshop there. 📹 Telegram/Soniashnyk

HP 14 Laptop, Intel Celeron N4020, 4 GB RAM, 64 GB Storage, 14-inch Micro-edge HD Display, Windows 11 Home, Thin & Portable, 4K Graphics, One Year of Microsoft 365 (14-dq0040nr, Snowflake White) 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0947BJ67M/?tag=sersart2024-20

Auf Helgoland ziehen mittlerweile Wolken auf, ansonsten waren es bisher sehr schöne Tage hier und bei der Rock n Roll Butterfahrt. Heute ist der letzte Tag des Festivals - Schade 🤘

Thank you, Beth! 💙 @resist4harris.bsky.social @annieandjoe.bsky.social @tsudden.bsky.social @fontaine99.bsky.social @truth26.bsky.social @geekstreet.bsky.social @deadkandance.bsky.social @tastewart.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @raykwong.lol

Thank you so much for including me, Doc MurphyDog! ✨💫💙🇺🇸💫✨

First gold medal for America in Men’s Hockey since 1980! Blue was riveted and we’re all tearing up over here. LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The full article is available on my Substack @abigaillevy.substack.com

Witajcie Motyle I poranne #WolneCycki😎👍

Thwarted by Carnaval yesterday in my attempt to get near 24th and South Van Ness. I suddenly feel the need for a shirt with ruffled sleeves, though… #sfcarnaval #wrongsideofthestreet

Kostiantynivka. To truly appreciate the value of these images, you need to walk at least part of this path in someone else’s shoes

With Dead by Daylight introducing The Krause, Im curious to see if we're able to adapt a similar theme with more "Southeat Asia" theme. Like imagine you were being chased by Pocong, Pontianak, or palasik in a dense jungle. That's what I see in Hantu and Hunted by Zeevium Games (Singapore) #indie

I got stuck behind this clown yesterday so I made a TikTok.

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Not bad #martinelli #arsenal #coyg

Good Saturday and good daCAT morning. Need much coffee this morning. ☕️ #SaturdayVibes #Caturday

🐬 Momento mágico vivido en la bahía de San Juan de Luz. #bahía #SanJuanDeLuz #delfines #bañistas #verano #viral 📹 @cendrinemarty

What's that dog yapping about? 🐶NOW LIVE🐶 twitch.tv/boofer

Smotrich: Dismantle PA, erase Oslo Accords, control all territory. For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Remember this? Well Cuba now has no power, and Trump is talking about 'taking Cuba'. What is his end goal? What does he want?

Making tattoos like no one is watching ✨️ #fairy #fairycore #fairycoretattoo #fairywings #watercolortattoo

good morning 🌞 (monday holiday waow)

We’re all in this together! Join us for our upcoming Discussion Group! No prep required. No homework assigned. Just a safe space to meet up and talk with other people in the community who get it. 🗓️ Sunday, June 7th | 2:00 PM 📍 ACPL Main (Globe Room)

📹 David Sánchez, sobre su cargo como "coordinador de la oficina de artes escénicas": "No era entendido como una oficina con ventanilla, un edificio físico. La oficina no era un edificio, sino una ca puesto administrativo" social.elpais.com/p3b0a