Here we go again. IT'S MATCHDAY! 🐓

Every time I look at the table it gets worse

Osula goal vs Crystal Palace 12/04/26

Today we say goodbye to a true Newcastle United legend. A calming presence on the bench, a reassuring figure in the warm-up. Always there if needed, even though he rarely was. Farewell to the greatest backup goalkeeper of all time. Godspeed, John Ruddy 🖤🤍

Nick Woltemade on The Voice 🎙️

After seven years overseeing loans at #NUFC, Shola Ameobi is finally saying farewell. With only Yankuba Minteh and Elliot Anderson standing out as genuinely successful loan moves in that time, it’s his Cribs coffee table that will remain his true legacy off the pitch for me.

This season was tough. But you stuck around. Still backing the club, still finding the laughs. That’s what Memecastle is about. No egos, no faces, no drama over differences in opinion. If you've liked, followed, or just lurked, THANK YOU for your support. Enjoy your summer, you've earned it. 🖤🤍

9 points clear of West Ham with 3 games to play. 17 goal swing in goal difference required. After what can only be described as a nightmare 2026, #NUFC are safe.

Anthony Gordon after finding out he's somehow bagged a move to Barcelona

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Draw three. @JHarden13 | #LetEmKnow

Whatever the reason, eucalyptus is a great plant to add to your collection. Come see us at our Delaware farm market for all kinds of plants. Thank you for supporting small businesses; your choices matter. Growing for our community since 1832! #garden #farm #familyfarm

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😂😂😂 Trump says the clock is ticking very loudly...But looks like Iran's not listening. 😂😂😂. FOLLOW ME AND SUBSCRIBE: KnockOnNews.Substack.com - a satire. End this crazy war: #OccupyDemocrats #PoliticalSatire #TheResistance #pdamerica #Politics #AOC #BernieSanders

On British radio LBC, a caller named Aldo, after supporting the UK rejoining the EU, concluded: “We are stronger together than apart.” Yeah… we are ☺️ The European family needs to stay united 🇪🇺🤝🇬🇧 Do you agree?

🔴 Comienza el #14HorasFdS con Ana Marta Ersoch 🗣️ "Miles de personas, 40.000 según la Delegación del Gobierno, 80.000 según Sociedad Civil Española, integrada por más de 150 asociaciones, se han concentrado en Madrid contra el Gobierno" 🔊 En DIRECTO rtve.es/rneaudio

JD Vance uncharacteristically blames something on Joe Biden, American spies in Greenland, a massive airstrike in Ukraine, the average Russian who loves helping the Ukrainians, and more! Listen and watch on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3rKr... Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/v_mm1PY874U

On the latest episode of the Science of Slink #polepodcast, we're joined by non-diet personal trainer Àngel Casas to talk health at any size, letting go of shame and taking control of your movement life. Listen now! pod.link/1691190004

The US Constitution is 7,500 words. You could read it in under an hour. He apparently couldn't be bothered. Or more likely can't read. New piece. Trump vs the Constitution. 🔗 open.substack.com/pub/austinsi... #Constitution #Trump #Emoluments #WarPowers

the shield is hard, ok? #capfact #captainamerica #comics #marvel #mcu

Doing some cooking so left the dog watching YouTube. Imagine my horror when I came in and saw this! If you're not British then let me explain that this is both a declaration of war and a war crime. America, you are lost and need saving.

Okay so three years ago I made an arrangement of Gaster's theme in FamiStudio, and the Undertale music bug just bit me today and made me wanna remake it in Furnace (tildearrow Sound Unit)

NFL Loses Supreme Court Fight to Block Former Dolphins Coach Brian Flores’ Discrimination Lawsuit. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #BrianFlores #NFL #SupremeCourt #MiamiDolphins #DiscriminationLawsuit #RogerGoodell #NFLLawsuit #BreakingNews #News #WorldNews #Noticias

Expect a little bit more activity here in an attempt to build community with folks who share common interests. Have a four year old son who is a brain and very gentle. Love me some 2Pac, Black Keys, Soundgarden and Nas. 🎤 Will talk podcasts in the coming days. Good night #Bluesky 🎤🤼🤼

#influencer #plea #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/leg69zc3

Tackling the cost of living is this government's number one priority. That's why energy bills will fall next week. But we're also learning the right lessons from the current conflict to protect families in the future.

You can't guess this game... - Famipod 20 Questions 3 On every episode of Famipod, we play a round of video game 20 questions. This one was pretty tough...

The longest homers of the last week Presented by @MountainDew

Budget 2026 predicts a $9.4B deficit, confirming Alberta’s spending problem.  The #UCP government has far overspent its budget projections every year that Danielle Smith has been premier. Her government needs to find $6.9B in cuts to balance the budget by 2028/29. #ABgov #ABpoli #deficit #debt

"Our answer to America First must be Europe united" said German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock.

Nebenzya: "So, this is the difference between - I mean, I'm not saying that the war is a good thing, I'm not enjoying it - but I mean, in this kind of hostilities, yes, there are civilian victims, but the difference is that we never go after civilians deliberately."

May 26, 2026 San Francisco @abc7.bsky.social Tom Steyer is running around SF like a dying gadly, flapping his wings and telling reporters he’s still got a chance, even though he’s stalled at 15%. He told a reporter that he’s spent $250,000 of his own money so far. 1/3

Happy Tom Lehrer Tuesday to all who are old and grey!

Thin crispy crepe with Nutella, bananas, strawberries, blueberries and crunchy cornflakes, topped with ice cream and whipped cream. Get this at the Tia Crepe (티아 크레페) stall at the Bupyeong Market in Incheon, South Korea. Prices for crepes generally range from US$2.50 to $3.30 each. #streetfood

In this week's Factal Forecast: Deadly violence in Syria - interview w/ Agnese Boffano July 20: Japan upper house election July 22: UK's new immigration rules come into force July 23: World Court to issue climate change opinion On our blog and in your headphones🎧 blog.factal.com/2025/07/fore...

Though I don't drink anymore this is a good drinking song at the end of a long week and it's Friday so have a drink for me! In 1990 when I was in my 30s I loved this artist the very first time I heard him sing. The rest is history. #Musicsky #music

GOTTA GO FAST 🦔💨 Final day for Early Bird tickets to RubyConf 2026! Grab discounted tickets before prices jump May 1. No chaos emeralds needed, just quick clicking. Ends tonight: buff.ly/2YEb1Jn

It seems like there is a lack of patience in our society these days, especially on this platform. The arguments for universal healthcare are so numerous, it can be really frustrating, repeating them, add nausea and expecting to move the needle.

When her son's middle school went phone-free, Lesley had questions. What parents on the other side of the transition describe about #PhoneFreeSchools: less anxiety, more connection, stronger community. Get YOUR questions answered at unplugplugin.org #BellToBell #copolitics

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Ghost Mama’s Prey 👻 #goth #horror #indieanimation

🎧 Adventures In Legal Tech: In this episode, attorney Harshita Ganesh joins host Jared Correia for a nuanced discussion of AI adoption in law firms. Catch the full interview here: https://ow.ly/zQKX50Z571t

Harry Enten: How delicious for Democrats this morning. In 2024, Donald Trump won Florida's HD-87 by 11 points. Look at this swing, all the way to the left. The Democrat winning it by 2 points in the special election. Democrats are able to win in Donald Trump's backyard.

Short clip of Theresa Theis defeating Mae Young Boston Arena, Boston, MA November 11, 1948 Theresa Theis was married to Ray Stevens and was trained by Bronko Nagurski. I wrote a short piece on her last year on my substack page: allancheapshot.substack.com/p/theresa-th...

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No, non è «puro intrattenimento», come mi ha scritto qualcuno. Anche perché l’intrattenimento “puro” - posta la necessità di una definizione precisa - non esiste: né al cinema, né in tv, né ovunque si possa immaginarlo. (i video sono di: XPeng #Robotics #CCTV)

Didn't these effers ever get taught about Constitutional rights? In order to be a law enforcement officer, you should be tested on people's rights every flippin year & the test should be hard, like passing the fking bar. There should also be psych tests administered it annually.

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The Iran war is costing 6x more than what we spend on food assistance for hungry Americans. Trump has decided we can't afford healthcare tax credits for hardworking Americans, but we can spend up to $2 billion a day dropping bombs in the Middle East.

#AEWCollision #AEWonTNT #AEWonHBOMax #MyAEW 🤼

This is one of my favorite lines from my book. It gives me the chills. Every. Single. Time. (P.S. starting to talk more about my book is horrifying 😅)

ALTRO CHE FUGA! VINCE MAGNIER 💨💜 I velocisti hanno resistito al Muro del Ca’ del Poggio e se la sono giocata al traguardo con uno sprint senza esclusioni di colpi! A spuntarla è Paul Magnier che batte gli italiani Milan e Zambanini 😮‍💨 #EurosportCICLISMO #GirodItalia

It's still very early, but the Phillies' -25 run differential is 3rd-worst in MLB. They're getting blown out a lot. Are we looking at a potential 1979 or 2012 season? @justinklugh.bsky.social & I discussed on a NEW Hittin' Season, from @whyy.org podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Coisas impressionantes acontecendo em united states of corporations.

Can you guess the lab equipment? 🕵️‍♂️🔬 👇️ Take a look at the the video and match it to one of our research areas. #mpimr #maxplanck #opticalnanoscopy #cellularbiophysics #science #chemichalbiology #biomolecularmechanisms #labequipment #guessthelabequipment

…Mom wants to know if my seat upgrade will get me there faster… …I think all the seats land at the same time though…

Taxpayer Money Gets Sent To Transnational Criminals in China?!

So now we’re making rock music.