I'm gonna miss their whiteness.

Let's skip this conversation. Just whine your body up.

😌

it's not a problem for me I just bought a new sectional bigger than Texas so I'm happy to lay around on it with no pants all weekend 😅

Peter finally clocked Costco Olivia and the REAL Olivia is back home but somehow I'm more stressed than I was before this episode 🤒

😋

and I need to see you in my office.

You'll be back, I'll have fresh scones and other stuff waiting.

Oh.

JD Vance attempts to make a joke: "What did-what did they give this crowd to drink before they got here?"

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Fabulous update to Woody Guthrie's All You Fascists Bound to Lose anthem from @therealbettemidler.bsky.social! “To hell with all the cowards who hide behind their masks. We’re gonna win the midterms, we’re coming for his ass! He knows it too, that bastard’s bound to lose..." #nokings

I wish they knew where the farmer lives that feeds the Orange Pig With a Wig. I suppose that's against the rules of war though... (unless you are the Orange Pig With a Wig). Sigh. Apologies to real Pigs all over the world - it's extremely insulting to you all.

Fairfax County is ranked 3rd nationally for releasing deportable individuals despite ICE detainers. Over 1,000 released between 2022-2025. Is this public safety? #FairfaxCounty #SanctuaryCity #PublicSafety #ICE

It was a crime that shocked Spokane and set off a manhunt. A wife and mother, shot and killed while walking with her husband in Lincoln Park. Watch the debut of 509's Most Notorious Crimes: Murder in the Park tonight at 7 streaming only on KXLY+.

Suns owner Mat Ishbia: “I’ll ride into a fire with Devin Booker, and I’ll do it proudly… Devin Booker is not getting traded. Devin Booker is our franchise player. We’re going to win a championship here with Devin Booker. I’m excited to do it and be next to him when we do that.”

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From the very beginning, Democrats had a proposal to pay TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA, yet Republicans refused to bring it to a vote.

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@luchawhorus.bsky.social did you see the thirst trap? #AEW #AEWDoubleOrNothing

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The much-anticipated meeting between Donald Tusk and Péter Magyar in Warsaw today. There are few friendships in Europe as genuine, enduring, and deeply rooted in history as the one between Hungary and Poland — dating back nearly 1,000 years. Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki! 🇵🇱 🇭🇺

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a guardian guardin' the garden

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Completed "The Sanada's Resolve." #Nioh #PS5Share

He yearns for the outdoors‼️ 🤣🤣

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Rhodes: Who looks like a more stable and predictable actor? The Chinese Communist Party, where maybe you think they’re bullies, but the terms never change? Or the United States, where you have a president who’s been imposing tariffs, launching wars, shaking you down for essentially tribute payments?

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A little too close to home, if I'm being honest.

1 and 2 and 3 and 4… #nyc #dancer #timelesstorches #johndericmitchell

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⚠️The UK government is actively involved in genocide changing laws to silence resistance They’re with the people who are destroying communities in Gaza, a place of everyday terror And behind? Insurers It is the same businesses that insure homes and underwriting the policies obliterating Gaza

i actually came on here to talk about the phillies releasing casty but that news got me sidetracked lol anyway, RIP to his time here. we’ll always have this.

Total destruction of enemy hardware and positions in Bryansk (temporarily occupied, historically Ukrainian) The 105th Border Guards Detachment in Chernihiv systematically eliminates staging grounds for crossborder assaults Help the 105th punch more enemy junk—join our raffle⤵️

Clocking in for voluntary paid overtime Saturday shift because I need money

The world was watching China's Shenzhou-23 crewed spaceship lift off last week. With Western media calling the mission a key step toward China's crewed moon landing goal, with particular attention on the one-year in-orbit stay experiment this time.

Pence: "This talk of a weaponization fund, the idea of creating a fund that could compensate people that assaulted police officers and vandalized the Capitol that day is totally unacceptable. My hope is the administration will drop it. Drop the idea entirely."

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Why is Tommaso shaking his head? Wrong Answers Only. #AEW

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Another Ukrainian man is being volunteered to die at the front for Brussels & Zelensky. A military man trying to stop the kidnapping was pepper-sprayed. 😡

Morning