So Kristi Noem likes them thicc 👀

Dan Quayle looks like a genius by comparison

I wonder if his doctor calls with those appointment reminders?

Revelation 13 😳

If his lips are moving…

Another Gnome

Take the E out and what have you got?

Good thing he has a doctor’s appointment today…

Oh. God. Is he the Antichrist?

If I only had a brain…

Knicks take the 2-0 series lead! #nba #conferencefinals #knicks #cavs #joshhart

"We could potentially be talking about a presentation next week." @PhilKitro gives the latest as Jose Mourinho reportedly nears a return to Real Madrid 👀

the WEALTH.

This Is What Heartbreak Does to Your Brain 💔 Heartbreak activates the same brain regions as physical pain. That ache in your chest isn’t imaginary. It’s real. 💔

Full episode in comments. In Episode 168: APD thwarts a bank robbery. AUSD turns down the heat. Alameda represented on the SF Bay Ferry board. Real estate sales. Cape & Cowl Con at Faction Brewing. Time to shred some documents, and a special lunar event. A service of @alamedapost.com

⏰ Final days to apply MSc Robotics Application Deadline is 28 January. If you’re thinking about robotics, AI, and intelligent systems, this is your moment. 👉 Hurry. Apply now: https://f.mtr.cool/katphreuoo

We talk a lot about “raising standards,” but not enough about the cost of chasing perfect. If perfectionism has ever kept you from hitting publish, speaking up, or shipping the project, read this. questionclass.com/how-can-embr... #imperfection #wabisabi #leadership #creativity #questionclass

The B2i Digital team is pleased to announce Aurum Resources Limited (ASX: AUE) is participating in the Precious Metals & Critical Minerals Virtual Investor Conference OTC Markets Group on Wednesday, May 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM EDT. www.virtualinvestorconferences.com/wcc/eh/48149...

What happens when you listen to the people navigating the justice system? The Colorado Access to Justice Commission did just that — and the findings are eye-opening. Elisa Overall joins Talk Justice to share what the team heard across 22 sessions. 🎧 Listen now: legaltalknetwork.com/podcasts/tal...

Bye-bye, rain. You tried to cure drought, but drought's too strong 😢. Buy Historic Winter Storms of New Jersey today! www.historicwinterstormsofnj.com .

There is still time! We pray for our leaders to do what is right but we must also call and tell them to VOTE NO on H.R.1 Budget Bill 🚫 📲 visit sojo.net/bill to contact congress

Thank you, Tiko Reynolds-Hausman, for your commitment to expanding opportunity and supporting small businesses across Harris County. Your leadership helps drive economic equity and create pathways for communities to thrive. #HarrisCounty #WomensHistoryMonth

Instruments, and aids that help manage sensory sensitivities, focus, and emotional regulation for #ADHD, #AuDHD Gaming Aids: Brain training games, focus-enhancing games, executive function apps #Neurodivergent #Neurodiversity #Neurodivergent #Autism #TouretteSyndrome #tourette #disorder #ocd

Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social Pam Bondi will be testifying this week. We deserve answers.

How long is the day/night cycle in Subnautica 2? #TwitchClips #Subnautica2 #Gaming

“Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke” Mixed media: Resin clay, acrylic paint, laser print, and plenty of hot melt. 🎶 “Up in Smoke” by Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong #cheechandchong #upinsmoke #sculpture #mixedmedia

I gotta break this down into two different clips. It feels really appropriate to call this M-1 level grappling even if it's probably a decade before M-1 will show up in Russia. Part 1.

The weekend is here — and Anchorage has plenty going on! From local theater and live music to the Spenard Food Truck Carnival kickoff and even a guinea pig adoption event, this week’s Anchorage Weekender rounds up 8 things to do around town. 📲 See the full list: https://akpub.io/4pvFNlH

might as well show this one. it's the first time i drew them fully on my "style"... it was definitely easier, but they do look quite different. amused timelapse.

I laughed but also leave service workers alone with your pranks

"It's an amazing feeling, it was a dream come true" 🤩 Esmir Bajraktarević talks his "Milwaukee Messi" nickname and the moment he sent Bosnia and Herzegovina to the World Cup 💪

If Bryn from Anturia visited Earth today…

🌊🔥✨ Dive into the world of #OnePiece like never before! Set sail with the Straw Hat Pirates on an epic adventure filled with treasure, friendship, and legendary battles. 🏴‍☠️ Feel the thrill, the laughter, and the passion as this beloved saga unfolds across the Grand Line! ⚔️🌟 Join the

Practical comfort with private washing machine #Pully #privatestudio #studioPully #GrapePlace https://www.grape-place.com/grape-place-prieure/?utm_source=BlueSky&utm_medium=BlueSky&utm_campaign=BlueSky&utm_id=BlueSky&utm_content=BlueSky

Wreck-it Ralph And Fix-It Felix Jr. The American Civil War 2026_03 #WreckitRalphAndFixItFelixJr #Artist #Dream #GrokGifAi #AmericanCivilWar

Remembering the 1970s Oil Shocks: A Personal Story Markham Hislop & I discuss a report forecasting global oil inventory drop. While it suggests an imminent operational floor, Hislop says human adaptability & electrification offer alternates that may help the outcome. jonliedtke.ca/2026/05/12/b...

Update: Lots of mace, ICE escalation for reasons unclear.

We don't just perform groundbreaking research in quantum computing; we also train its future pioneers. USC Dornsife experts got together to explain the powerful field that’s reshaping our world, and our exciting partnership with IBM.

Student journalists take important risks because they report on authority figures who can control their academic futures. Eric Gustafson tells @greenwell.bsky.social how his students refused their school's demands for advanced review of their investigations. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

Giant snakes pull heavy trucks! 🐍🛻 #Cybertruck #Anaconda #Physics #Animation

Dr. Kong addresses how she learns from her mistakes in past relationships to forge forward with a personal drive to heal not only herself but others.

⚾💥 22 July 2024 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: John Schreiber (R) - Kansas City Royals Batter: Gabriel Moreno (R) - Arizona Diamondbacks The Play: 3-1, 2 outs, top of 7th, Royals up 10-3 The Pitch: 88.2 mph sinker Final: Royals won 10-4 in 9 innings

Polícia encontra restos humanos em crocodilo abatido na África do Sul. Animal de mais de 4 metros foi monitorado por drones antes da captura. 📲Leia mais na #Folha: mla.bs/435c8681 🎦 Reuters

My #MCVegas Mini Golf Experience! ✨️⛳️

“Islam is a religion of ?” “Peace!” “What do with Jews and Christians?”

Oh ya, Fargo is a good one, you betcha. Comedian Comrade Tripp discusses Minnesota on TV on my podcast, One Hour Detours.

Been taking this time off to pour into myself more 🥰🥰🥰 Trying different Mocktails and solo dinner dates have become my new favorite thing 💚

this is brilliant leftists on bikes handing out stickers and following chuds in a highly organized fashion pure cinema. If we are going to be filmed by them, be a spectre, be fearless

Flashback to 2001, when The St Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner was the lead blocker for a play against the Atlanta Falcons. Don't forget to follow Historical Sports Goon for more retro #nfl #nflfootball #superbowl #reels

This amazing, super-cute Christmas commercial from Intermarché, the French supermarket, is going viral worldwide. 🐺🥕 It’s a wonderful fable about clichés, eating better, and coming together. 60 craftspeople worked on this animation masterpiece for nearly a year, and it has now reached 600M views.

This rocking chair is a great example of a niche case where moving an object with baked lighting is totally fine! Its overall lighting condition doesn't change, and its natural movements don't reveal some super ugly shadows. #GodotEngine #gamedev #indiedev

when the locked in phase starts hitting different

Have you seen the sunset at Sunset Dunes?

Unlock the mystery behind your DNA results: it's more about a 'Genetic Shrug'! Discover the science of the Big Seven. 🤔🧬 ▶️Watch now: https://youtu.be/Du_7Q9q0uTw #DNADecoded #GeneticMystery #ScienceFacts #BigSeven

I choose happy things

LeComplaint thought he was slick with this, saying it should've been a foul... Yeah, offensive foul ☠️ #inthepaintcrew #nba #basketball #lebronjames #shaqtinafool

This isn’t just about who gets a tax cut. It’s about who bears the long-run burden. Higher prices for basics plus temporary relief is a rotten deal for working households.

ARC SALT LAKE: Some call it a 50-year-old time capsule. Ron Bird calls it his closet! (Hey Boomers, what was your favorite cassette tape?) MORE: kutv.com/news/arc-salt-lake

Today we Stood on Main Street in Edinburg, VA and alerted the community to the dangers of fascism and advocated for democracy. Join us! We need you voice. Plus it feels good. #resist #goodtrouble #shencoindivisible #shenandoahcountydemocrats #antifascist @shencodems.bsky.social

Už příští čtvrtek začíná mistrovství světa ve fotbale. Šampionátu, který se koná ve Spojených státech, Mexiku a Kanadě se zúčastní 48 týmů ze všech koutů světa. Mezinárodní fotbalová asociace se při organizaci letošního fotbalového svátku v mnohém spoléhá na […] [Original post on mastodonczech.cz]