At my age, I have to play with my balls for at least five minutes per day to ward off the creeping arthritis. (I really hope Bluesky’s video upload feature doesn’t crap out or I’ll have some awkward explaining to do.)

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From the Congregatio de propaganda fide (“Congregation for propagating the faith”) — better known as the Inquisition. Which is an excuse to reup my favorite Emo Philips bit.

I can say that. I’m a professional.😂

He doesn’t understand why women don’t smile around him.🙄

First day of retirement and Colbert is all potted up on weed.😂 Fun fact: one of my oldest friends grew up with Colbert in Charleston, SC. Let’s just say they spent much of their teenage years in a cloud of smoke.

Well this seems suboptimal.💥🔥

He’s planning his last stand in the Führerbunker but I’ve seen how this movie ends.

We’ve seen how this ends. (From Civil War, 2024).

Commissioner vows to end poverty in 25 years as EU unveils first major strategy! #news #worldnews #eu #eunews #europe #european #poverty #poor #commissionor #europeanunion

Hurricane Erick Full journey formation thru landfall and dissipation over Mexico. The earliest major #hurricane to make landfall on Mexico’s Pacific coast in recorded history. #TropicalCyclone GOES-19 June 17-20, 2025 UTC CSU/CIRA & NOAA Learn More: satlib.cira.colostate.edu/event/hurric...

Trump Plaza Casino implosion after he bankrupted Atlantic City.

Bach: Largo from the 3rd Solo Violin Sonata. To my friends in San Francisco, do you really feel like the Democratic leadership should stay in place? There is a good candidate with a real chance to unseat Pelosi, Saikat Chakrabarti. @saikatforcongress.bsky.social #cello #sf #politics #sanfrancisco

Waking a tortoise after 5 months of hibernation requires a gradual, carefully controlled process to avoid shocking its system. Watch how it's done. Original post

Crown of Greed - Claim the throne of Rodovia, build cities, and recruit troops. Trailer: https://keymailer.co/CrownOfGreedTrailer Creator: https://keymailer.co/CrownOfGreed Press: https://game.press/CrownOfGreed #CrownOfGreed

SAVE 🧤 SAVE 🧤 GOOOOAL 🔥 A SECOND Ollie Watkins goal electrifies Villa Park!

Joel Lava for Congress | CA-30 Democrat • Activist • Union • Member • Father • Renter I have never backed down from moral and political fights. Our country has been turned upside down, and too many leaders have gone missing. www.joellavaforcongress.com #ca30 #election2026 #fightunite #congress

The Goetia family drama is always on full display #helluvaboss #meme

Join Laadi Ojas in the latest episode of Skeletal Leap as he explores the dual nature of stress and how to achieve lightness. Discover the transformative power of chakra opening and skeletal reposturing. Listen now and start your journey toward personal heaven.

Netzfund... 👍🤗😀 Ein echter "nasser" Luxus für 30 Griwna im Transportwesen in Kiew. Und ich bin angekommen und habe mich erfrischt 😂 ㅤ Trucha⚡️Kiew | Nachricht senden

Honoring those who gave their lives for our country this Memorial Day. #Memorialday #Honorthefallen #Callieforcongress #MI01

[5/5] Show your support at linktr.ee/bouboucatt which I am truly grateful for 💖🐱 #catrescue #straycats #streetcats #rescuecats #adoptdontshop #fostercats #fosteringsaveslives #sheltercats #animalrescue #savecats #catlovers #supportrescue #catsofbluesky #urgent #nonprofit #cats #abandoned

She may look like a kind old granny. She may sound like one too. That’s what makes her dangerous. 😈 🎙️ We’re still casting Dr. Ichika. Soft tone. Strong conviction. Can you deliver? LAST CALL - April 1, 2026 #VoiceActing #VoiceActor #Casting #GameDev #VoiceOver

One thing California lawmakers can do to make it less expensive for families to live here? Give Californians making under $100,000 real tax relief.

#366.2 - The Ulimate Investment? - JACK&JOZEF - Trash or Treasure: You decide! #ad #fyp #fy #JackJozef #Storytelling #Gold #Silver #Trading #FineArt #art #investment #GoldFever #GoldRush #lifehack #podcast #lifelessons #news #media #ironie #absurdisme #weereendag #TalpaNetwork

Voters should have their say on what's going on in their communities - not least the massive, unnecessary local government reorganisation that is being imposed on them by Whitehall.

Some lovely sassy comments on News At Ten just now about Nicola Sturgeon’s ex-husband’s embezzlement spend-up.

Reform’s policy to cancel Indefinite Leave to Remain would result in pensioners being deported - people who have worked here for decades and earned their pension. When this is pointed out to Reform they don’t deny it. Share this video to make sure your friends know who Reform really are.

Has NIL shifted the calculus for a lot of potential draft picks deciding on when to enter the draft? Francis Carlota joins me on the podcast this week to discuss.

BAAAALD‼️‼️‼️ 👩‍🦲 Join my Twitch streams 💜 #partnerpush #animalcrossingnewhorizons #twitchstreamer #twitchclips #facefilter

1/ '' TOTAL #WAR '' - suno.com/s/yCxIFVzyn9... 2/🔱The #HumanPotential . All these “powers” are not supernatural — 🐺☠️ Of Mintaka 🔱🔱🔱 theorionblogown.blogspot.com/2026/05/the-... #Libya #Mozambique #Namibia #Niger #Nigeria #Rwanda #Senegal #Seychelles #Somalia #Sudan #Zimbabwe #weapons #weapon

👷 Most of Britain’s railway will stay open as usual this May bank holiday weekend but please check National Rail before you travel: 👉 https://www.nationalrail.co.uk/ Planned projects around Britain will give you better journeys for the long term: 👉 https://bit.ly/3QJCTg0 #SpringRailWorks

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*wheezy old purr*

Any after char defeat opp&char say its their duty as citizen to do this in Netflix ATLA, Marvel, DC, Sonic, TMNT, Invincible, Star Wars, One Piece? Char:That's right.CheuiBouOnLeung(Idiom:eliminate violent criminals&comfort law abiding mass/root out strong&give peace to people)is duty as citizen.

We've got a few rain chances in the forecast for this weekend. I've got the latest details below! #arwx #ARStormTeam

Open competition for power in our politics has its downside. We need some countervailing institutions to slow the rise of psychopaths to the top and to focus democracy on what kind of future we want rather than on which memes can be got to fly.

05/11/2026: Winging &:getting ready for soaring adventures. 🤗 🥰 Disclaimer: Original live video courtesy of FOBBV www.friendsofbigbearvalley.org. #FriendsOfBigbearValley #shadowandjackie #Sandy&Luna #baldeagles #naturelovers #bigbearca #eagle #chicks #baldeagle

The moment Cherie Devaux made history as the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby will be replaying in my head from now til November 3rd. Congratulations, Cherie! 🐎🏆

It's #WishlistWednesday, and this is a clip from Abysm, my atmospheric puzzle game, which will be part of the February NextFest. You can watch the trailer, play the demo, and wishlist it on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/4025180 #indiegame #puzzlegame #indiedev #gamedev #bevyengine #game

Posted 2 days ago, Credit @captmarkkelly.bsky.social & @SenJohnCurtis "disagreebetter: “To disagree is human. To disagree better is American.” 🇺🇸@SenMarkKelly and @SenJohnCurtis are showing that political opponents can still lead with respect. #DisagreeBetter " #Politics #Respect #Politicians

#swan #bitcoin #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/ssu5aqsa

Welp, we’re funkin on the Alarmo now

Our #birdoftheday is the puna ibis (Plegadis ridgwayi) - and some bonus flamingos. Much of its range covers the Andes. Look at those glossy feathers! 🪶 (Track by Onoychenko_music)

weds WHOEVER…WHEREVER we taking GM 1 👊🏽💥 #KNICKS #KnicksSky #KnicksBlueSkies

Panama is now caught in the middle of a growing U.S.-China clash over control of strategic canal ports. Pedro Armada joins Eric to explain why Beijing’s pressure campaign may be escalating and why Panama’s options are narrowing. Watch - tinyurl.com/3d7sxs8w

🚜💧Las regiones agrícolas de California enfrentan inseguridad hídrica, calor extremo e inundaciones, entre muchos otros desafíos. Las soluciones basadas en la naturaleza ofrecen un enfoque eficaz para abordar estos retos.

Working on new shader effects for my mana-drain ability that converts mana -> health, this is a fun one. It's still a work in progress, but I like where it's going #shader #screenshotsaturday #godot #indiegame

Gengaaarrrrr #latex #pokemon

Questo estratto dall’intervento di #DavidAttenborough alla COP26 ci sembra il modo migliore per celebrare il suo centesimo compleanno. Era il 2021. Sono passati cinque anni, e le parole di Attenborough pesano ancora perché il divario tra gli impegni presi e le azioni reali non si è chiuso.

There is no saving Texas soil without hemp. Hemp removes forever chemicals, heavy metals, and other toxins that are poisoning our soil. We need to get the government out of the way, plus we need to prevent any hemp monopoly. Sign if you agree >> www.claytontuckertx.com/hemp #Texas #hemp

🎶It’s raining tacos Up out of the sky Tacos, don't even ask why Open your eyes and close your eyes It's raining tacos🎶

Giselle Wyers turned to the sky for inspiration for her composition "Song Has a Bird for Rhythm." This week on InChoir, we look skyward. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. buff.ly/n2C5eH3

Good morning, happy Friday :)

据路透报道，中国电动汽车巨头比亚迪5月结束了持续时间最长的一轮销量下滑，不过中国国内市场需求减弱以及竞争加剧的压力依然存在。 公司全球销量同比增长0.3%。路透社计算显示，比亚迪当月售出超过38.34万辆汽车。这是经历连续8个月销量收缩后首次恢复增长。 海外市场继续保持强劲增长，出口销量增长超过80%。欧洲和新兴市场对电动汽车需求增强。美以发动伊朗战争后，油价上涨，也推动需求增长。

❤️🧲 Deep learning enables referenceless 4D flow CMR—cutting scan time by 25% while preserving accurate cardiac blood flow measurements. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Chiara Trenti explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

❤️ 🧲 The SCMR Registry has hit 150,000 CMR scans—nearly 300M images advancing real-world heart research. It’s transforming how we study, diagnose, and improve cardiovascular care. pdf 👉 www.journalofcmr.com/article/S109... Dr. Matthew S. Tong explains below 👇 #WhyCMR

So what game’s your morning starting with? #indiegame #gaming #gamedev #soulslike #darksouls

(DVD ISO) Sesame Street: The Best Of Kermit On Sesame Street (ザ・ベスト・オブ・カーミット) (2002 Japanese DVD) : 1781s