You know who else forgot to pack for a long trip?

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But I was assured this was just a little excursion.

From the Congregatio de propaganda fide (“Congregation for propagating the faith”) — better known as the Inquisition. Which is an excuse to reup my favorite Emo Philips bit.

Well this seems suboptimal.💥🔥

Another reason I roast my own beans.😋

We’ve seen how this ends. (From Civil War, 2024).

When Fidel Catstro and Frida Katlo were smol enough to fight in the thunderdome.

First day of retirement and Colbert is all potted up on weed.😂 Fun fact: one of my oldest friends grew up with Colbert in Charleston, SC. Let’s just say they spent much of their teenage years in a cloud of smoke.

Now listen to what JD Vance said about Trump before he kissed the ring. Trump can’t find successors who don’t hold him in complete and utter contempt.

Over 22 lakh dreams are crushed today because of the NTA. This Rajasthan leak proves Subodh Kumar Singh and Dharmendra Pradhan cannot manage a single test fairly. This CBI probe is too late for students who lost everything. The Education Minister must quit right now.

She said, “Bonnet down, legs up, for about an hour." Jessica is messy for that.... I'm hollering 🤣

The New Arab sat down with Iranian Canadian singer Navan to talk about his latest album 'Kisses on the Moon', specifically going into detail about his track 'Iran', which was inspired by Tehran and written in the wake of anti-government protests:

Alumni Ventures x South Asian Trailblazers hosted a live podcast in Boston with Rajesh Iyengar, CEO of Lincode, exploring how culture shapes leadership and innovation. 🎥 Relive the highlights: https://av-funds.com/4oDk7TW #AlumniVentures #VentureCapital #SouthAsianTrailblazers #Lincode

📣 New Episode Drop! Is India the lynchpin of Indo-Pacific stability—or a wildcard in America’s grand strategy? 🇺🇸🇮🇳 John Bruni talks with @sbabones on U.S.–India ties, Modi, China, Russia & shadow diplomacy. 🎧 LISTEN 👉 youtu.be/ZwKHyAXOuao?... #Geopolitics #TheFocusPodcast #IndiaUSRelations

Senator Bill Stanley pushes to pass SB 106, cracking down on dangerous gas station heroin in Virginia. A huge step for public safety. Watch the full update here. #VirginiaPolitics #SB106 #PublicSafety

Dialektik(versinnbildlicht):

#TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream Why is James becoming hot-headed to the point of steam coming out of his head?! 🤣

Your will can be a powerful force for good. 💚 Hi – I’m Ryo, Oxfam Canada’s Legacy Officer, and for #LeaveALegacyMonth, I’m answering some questions I hear most often about gifts in wills. Watch the Q&A, save this post for later, and drop your questions below, I’ll answer as many as I can!

About to be playing this on rotation 🔥 #FeelinLikeABucket #WNBA

Join Our Glamorous Community! #ReinaHispanoAmericana Thank you for being part of our journey! Your support is invaluable. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more beauty content WATCH ON: youtu.be/MJuyzUGHGTo #BeautyCommunity #GlamourUpdates #ExclusiveContent #BeautyCompetition

"The US Supreme Court..has calculated that Magna Carta is cited in at least 160...cases since 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to checks and balances." A British King just rightly checked the entire Republican Party on the Floor of the House.

AI?? We already have a problem with the government invading our privacy with unauthorized mass surveillance. Imagine the privacy laws Trump breaks daily?

Are you implying that the loser with daddy issues is aiding a war criminal? I don't believe it. Elon Musk would never do something like that. 🙄

#RussiaIsATerroristState #RussianEcoTerrorist #OrcVermin

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The ‘tinternet keeps on giving.. On russian Telegram tonight.. BDSM training for business has been launched in Russia. Experts promise to teach entrepreneurs how to enjoy the 'strangulation' of their enterprises, work with a high VAT rate, and stretch their business with the tax authorities.

REEL: Important Tips Before Buying Qurbani Animal | قر بانی کا جانور خریدنے میں ضروری احتیاط Download the Official Mobile App of Qibla Syed Sarfraz A. Shah Sahab to read and listen all books for free: Apple App Store: https://apps.apple.com/ae/app/kahay-faqeer/id6756916238

This leafy guy messes with your turret setup. Wishlist Cardstronaut on Steam today. store.steampowered.com/app/3177510/... #IndieGame #GameDev #CardGame #SciFiIndie #WishlistWednesday

"A recent video [from #Israeli occupation source] showing the town of Beit Hanoun in northern #Gaza completely destroyed..." "فيديو حديث لمدينة بيت حانون شمال قطاع غزة مدمرة عن بكرة أبيها ،،،" www.threads.com/@moein_gaza/... #BDS #BoycottIsrael #Israel #News #Palestine #PalestineNews #WorldNews

Director of Research Istanbul @canselcuki.bsky.social joined our podcast to discuss Turkey’s efforts to slow inflation after +2 years of reforms under Finance Min. Mehmet Şimşek. Full episode: www.turkeyrecap.com/p/turkeys-ec...

The Womack Sisters were a real highlight of yesterday's Cross The Tracks festival in South London. Here's their version of their parents' classic hit Teardrops. Watch it in full at youtu.be/veqe4nwtkG8

Why wikipedia network data can grow too big to handle Link : nuel.ink/5JB9q9 #NodeXL #NetworkInsights #SocialMediaResearch #DataVisualization

Kicking off another week of making the game. #gamedev #indiegames #gamedevelopment

Sometimes the Disney princesses have two or three different names, depending on how aware their story is being told. #TriviaTime #DisneyPrincesses #DisneyClassics #DisneyAnimationVideos #FYPViral 

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DEMENTIA DON #DEMENTIADON #SUNDOWNING #25THAMENDMENT #Epsteinfiles #DonaldTrump #republicans #gop #politicssky #blacksky #USPOL #farleftsky #liberalsky #addtoliberalsky #progressivesky

Eu no meu quarto vendo a versão de mulheres e gays da convocação e meu tio do outro lado vendo a versão hetero com o mestre Everaldo marques proferindo os piores absurdos É o retrato da sociedade brasileira

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales – Launch Date Trailer – Nintendo Switch 2 A brand-new action RPG from the creators of OCTOPATH TRAVELER and BRAVELY DEFAULT #TheAdventuresofElliot #NintendoSwitch2 #NintendoDirect

A 4-mile beach walk from the #WestinLosCabos over rocky terrain: take in the beauty of Los Cabos. The water and waves are gorgeous. Swimming is not recommended. Got some great shots of the local wildlife! #LosCabos #Mexico #Vistana @WestinLosCabos @Westin @MarriottVacationClub @MarriottBonvoy

Lissa is looking respectfully and seductively at her husband ♥️💋

Even on your weakest days, God’s power is made perfect in you. Join us as we read strength-in-weakness passages and discover beauty in your vulnerability. #Christianity #Jesus #Faith #Bible #Prayer www.youtube.com/@Reading-And...

Trade your routine for ocean air and Baja sunsets aboard Carnival Legend 🌊🇲🇽 Cabo, Ensenada, and 6 nights that feel way too short. 👉 DM us now before these rates sail away. #RedLeafTravel #CarnivalLegend #MexicanRiviera #CruiseDeals #TravelMore #OceanViews #VacationMode

Q: What was it that made you break with Trump? Trump voter: Just seeing the lies. He put us in a war. He's putting up gold statues of himself. When are people going to wake up? All those stupid rallies I went to... I got rid of my Make America Great Again hat. I can't even believe I wore that hat.

History as Teacher..

It’s wild out here #remix #CHH #rap #christianrap #wild #bars #fyp #christianity #gospel #faith #truth #reels #explore #musicsky

THE STANKOVEN LINE IS AT IT AGAIN!! 📺: /NHL_On_TNT, /Sportsnet & /TVASports

Help us pick our December Retro Nights! #seattle #ballard #movietheater #film #movies #retronight #majesticbaytheatres

Saturday morning: the last sacred institution in America. No alarms. No meetings. No motivational podcasts. Just coffee hot enough to remove paint and cartoons bizarre enough to permanently alter brain chemistry before noon. 05.09.2026 ☕️🐾🌅 #CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes #CoffeeDogs

BBC spoke to the man making viral Lego-style AI videos for Iran – Explosive Media is one of the key accounts generating these clips👉🏾 www.bbc.com/news/article... #PINKS

Poproszę mrożonego w czekoladzie, om om om 😎

Brain candy Volume up

Real Sociedad supporters unveiled a tifo in memory of Aitor Zabaleta during the match against Atlético Madrid. Zabaleta was a Real Sociedad supporter k!lled by a member of the racist Frente Atlético. Basque supporters also booed the Spanish anthem.

🎉 Congratulations to the 2026 recipients of the #EFSD & #Lilly Young Investigator Research Award! 6 outstanding #early-career researchers recognised for their work in basic & clinical #diabetes research🏆👏 Learn more 👉 www.europeandiabetesfoundation.org/recipients/e...

This is the perfect weekend to curl up with our podcast. Forget the snow. Get empowered! Tune into the Women Road Warriors empowerment talk show @ www.womenroadwarriors.com #Podcast #Weekend

Endlich kann ich unterwegs essen und länger schlafen🥣

Russian criminals destroy apartment buildings to distract from their lack of military progress, while Ukraine sends drones to control key supply routes to Crimea. We're funding a tactical drone for an elite unit & only €140 remains- please help finish it: euromaidanpress.com/lets-support...

Russia 🇷🇺 Oil terminal in St. Petersburg. The governor of the region reported that the air defense has already shot down 50 unknown drones, but is still silent about the fire. #Ukraine #Russia 🎥:Locals

Nice move by Nell Angloma, love to see the rookie go to work! #WNBA