We’ve seen how this ends. (From Civil War, 2024).

Now listen to what JD Vance said about Trump before he kissed the ring. Trump can’t find successors who don’t hold him in complete and utter contempt.

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Another reason I roast my own beans.😋

From the Congregatio de propaganda fide (“Congregation for propagating the faith”) — better known as the Inquisition. Which is an excuse to reup my favorite Emo Philips bit.

I can say that. I’m a professional.😂

Let’s hope for a happy ending.

Trump has gone completely Looney Tunes.

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33 minutes ago, Credit @thedailyshow.com "thedailyshow: President Trump insists on taxpayer-funded $300 million renovation of JD Vance"

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Carvajal bids farewell to the Bernabeu for the final time. As the second-most decorated player in Real Madrid history, Carvajal leaves with a remarkable tally of 27 trophies.

Naturally, being written in 2020 and 2021, the tracks each deal with different ways the world could end... from AI, Volcanoes, and WW3, to The Virus. But it ends with a message of love and hope.

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Liv’s finger (alongside her head bump) is in serious danger of having their own solo career ☺️🤣🙌🏻

You’re being led by people who don't even know who you are anymore.  I don’t mean that disrespectfully. I mean you grew. Your mindset shifted. But you’re still making decisions based on a version of you that doesn't exist.

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I would be in pieces after this #STARDOM 🤼

Please don’t be mad at my therapist. It’s my fault, not his. #makeup

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Yes or no, vote.

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The ‘tinternet keeps on giving.. On russian Telegram tonight.. BDSM training for business has been launched in Russia. Experts promise to teach entrepreneurs how to enjoy the 'strangulation' of their enterprises, work with a high VAT rate, and stretch their business with the tax authorities.

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The US struck targets at Bandar Abbas port in response to Iranian attacks on a military base in Kuwait.

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Thank you for sharing! Same weapon that was used on Amy Eskridge

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There are new guidelines for colorectal cancer screening. Mindy Basara explains the big takeaway in the findings surrounding a blood test in today's Medical Minute. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/blood-test-recommended-colorectal-cancer-screening/71419484 

This is what happens when your brain chip malfunctions: your words keep restarting, and you say stupid shit. Thiel has no respect for life except for his own, just like 99% of all billionaires.

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⌚💤🏝️ La question du jour : Que se passe-t-il quand un parent vous écrit en dehors de vos horaires de notifications ?

Forward!

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I REFUSE DATING WEBSITES I am simply too strange. I think I'm too traumatized to try with anyone who isn't at least casually abreast of My Whole Deal at this point. I think one more misunderstanding about a core part of my soul would make me cry myself into a desiccated husk...

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He sure cares about that $400 million dollar Ballroom and Israel and his crypto grift. But Americans he doesn't think about.

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