Let’s hope for a happy ending.

He doesn’t understand why women don’t smile around him.🙄

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We’ve seen how this ends. (From Civil War, 2024).

I can say that. I’m a professional.😂

First day of retirement and Colbert is all potted up on weed.😂 Fun fact: one of my oldest friends grew up with Colbert in Charleston, SC. Let’s just say they spent much of their teenage years in a cloud of smoke.

“It’s just a little excursion!”

At my age, I have to play with my balls for at least five minutes per day to ward off the creeping arthritis. (I really hope Bluesky’s video upload feature doesn’t crap out or I’ll have some awkward explaining to do.)

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Listen to what Marco said about Trump before he won the nomination.

Ισχυρός #σεισμός 5,6 Ρίχτερ στην Ανατολική #Τουρκία #Turkey #Turkiye

On #ZeroWasteDay, Anacláudia Rossbach, Executive Director of UN-Habitat, emphasizes that zero waste is not an isolated goal, but part of how we plan and manage cities. When cities put people at the center — prioritizing safe homes, and basic services — waste can be significantly reduced.

Rep. Jared Huffman grills Secretary of the Interior Doug Burgum over President Donald Trump's plans to build a giant arch, paint the reflecting pool, put his face on National Park passes, build a giant ballroom at the White House and much more.

Stray cats are everywhere in Turkey (Turkiye?). One of them started showing up at the same shop every single morning just to hug the man who fed her ONCE. Now she's the shop owner and he's just the assistant.

Everyone is having a drinks break, even the Arsenal Fans… 🤪😂😂😂 #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #EPL #PremierLeague #PALARL #EPLChampions #PremierLeagueChampions

Meet Mary Hill.

The ads screaming at me on every app while I never click any:

She was still in reverse... 😡 #ice #fyp #foryou #foryourpage #bluesky #america #sos #usa #women #murdered #truecrime #criminals #fdt #gustapo #nazis

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🗣️ “It looked like it was gone” Mark McHugh gives what he sees as the key moment in Westmeath’s famous Leinster Title win at Croke Park 🏆 Cúilín Media Championship Coverage 2026 is partnered by ATAK Sports 🤝 Full Pod available on YouTube & Spotify 🎧

Love a good dragon screw done in desperation. The move always looks so much better when it looks like they're really working for it.

Remember this guy?

Repost by @TheFP "If they really do excuse murder, they better watch out because history shows that these things aren't one directional." -Douglas Murray on School Of War Watch or listen to @DouglasKMurray on School of War on Apple | Spotify Click to see original repost

Ukraine launches "logistical lockdown"program to scale middle-strike operations in the Russian rear- Ukrainian Defense Minister Mykhailo Fedorov ▪️Ukraine has begun mass strikes against Russian forces.The destruction of Russ.logistics,warehouses,command posts has increased fourfold over recent months

Ihr bekommt den Jahreskalender bei Kai und seinen Kolleg:innen auf Hamburgs Straßen oder in unserem Onlineshop (Link in Bio). Der Kalender macht sich übrigens auch ganz herrlich unterm Tannenbaum. 🎁 Danke an Matthias Gfroerer und Gut Wulksfelde. ✂️🎥 Luca Wiggers

It's surreal to think that before Jason Collins checked into a game 12 years ago, there had never been a (recognized) openly-gay person who had played in any of the four major US mens sports leagues. A genuine trailblazer.

Dan Simberloff is perhaps best known for his work that is foundational to the field of invasion biology. He recently wrote the book “Ecological Explosions: The History of Biological Invasions and Invasion Science”, which explores the history and evolution of the field. 📖

Are you looking to give a #GoodGift this Christmas? Donate in a loved one's name to our legal fundraiser hosted on @Crowdjustice https://buff.ly/4fxp5gb! 13 million tonnes of Co2 - that's what the 1.85 million homes planned for will generate. WE CAN CHANGE THIS!

Ice Cream Talking Cartoon Characters www.icecreamtalkingcartoonrecipes.com/ Joyful ice cream cartoon sundaes to fill your sweet tooth and tickle your funny bone.

Odaiba Rainbow Bridge Traffic Tokyo, JP #Japan #Nippon

with double standards Crime becomes an identity when committed by some &an individual act when done by others Not because crime was different But the outlook was Due to this, the truth is lost Under a pre-made decision Justice isn't to judge the crime by name Color, race or religion of perpetrator

Millorem les condicions dels docents abans que continuïn fent musicals! #APM3CAT

I knew they could fall in pits but I did not expect this AT ALL LMAO! #harperclips

#spacex #ipo #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/k6xh1hsx

Just take a step back, relax, take a load off and collect some treasures... but whatever you do, don't take too long! It's a new episode of #Deltarune! #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @tobyfox.undertale.com @undertale.com #Undertale #silly buff.ly/X20xhkY

We saw this cute little Hoblin on our way to our next destination and it kept screaming at us... something about "puppygirls"....? I don't even know what that is. Very sweet creature, though.

#hormuz #conflict #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/World/fr/bs/ESCALADE-DE-LA-GUERRE-:-Un-navire-coulé-et-un-second-navire-saisi-dans-le-détroit-d'Ormuz/1276919

HARPER OFF SKENES. FRANZKE.

Genesis 1 vs. Genesis 2 #education #bible #jesus

Every quarter, we recognize Azulians who have made significant contributions. Congratulations to our quarterly Apex Award Winners! #teamwork #AzulTeam #AzulAPEXAward #employeeexcellence

#goals

Former Labor advisor Sarah Adams questions the Libs’ plan to become electable again by making Tony Abbott President saying all she can recall is choppergate, eating onions, cutting hospitals, the GP tax “And all of that is before you get to misogyny…culture wars…”🔥 #auspol

A missing city, a child goddess, a dystopian future & a crack in reality — all this faces two teenage sorcerers whose spells sometimes work. Come along on the ride with Dweller in the Crack #fantasy #FantasyAdventure #swordandsorcery #futuristic #dystopian #novella nykiblatchley.com/dweller-in-t...

Ever wondered what 3,000 metres in the Arctic Deep Sea look like? HERE YOU CAN SEE IT LIVE 🔴 >> act.gp/492qQkp #DeepArcticExpedition

Today marks the beginning of National Pet Week! Every day this week we will be focusing on a different topic essential to pet ownership. Sunday's theme is Choose Well, Commit for Life. Learn more at avma.org/PetWeek

There still being 2 work days this week

Indignación en Países Bajos donde un agente de policía tira al suelo con fuerza a una mujer embarazada durante un arresto

They've redone a lot of rap tracks as shoegazey & whimsical covers for movie soundtracks, it's high time we start turning old country & rock hits into thugged out urban covers... Maybe 🤔✨

@oversightdemocrats.bsky.social and I just walked out of a fake briefing where AG Pam Bondi refused to say she would follow our subpoena and testify to our Committee under oath. She must follow the law. And we won’t participate in these games. It’s time for Bondi to testify under oath.

2/ During a recent episode of "The King's Hall" podcast, Brian Sauvé, a pastor at the Refuge Church in Utah, argued that the U.S. government should adopt "just laws" from the Bible, including those that call for the death penalty for disobedient sons. ⁠

Wie bitte??? Da hatte heute früh aber jemand richtig Brand. 🤔 Warst Du gestern Abend unterwegs oder was? 😳 #SQ #Eichhörnchen 🐿️ #SQCam #Balconylife #Wildlife #München

May is Vision Health Month 👁️ Age-related macular degeneration (AMD) is a leading cause of vision loss in older adults. Photobiomodulation is a non-invasive light therapy used to improve vision by stimulating the mitochondria of affected retinal cells. #GetEyeWise #eyehealth #sciart

🥋🥊N'Toh finally gets a little offense in with this kick catch and sweep.

Il Waffen-SS-Standartenführer Harun el-Raschid Bey, numero di matricola SS 496147, prega con i suoi uomini in Slovacchia nel 1944. La sua unità era supportata dal Gran Mufti Amin al-Husseini ed era specializzata nella repressione di insurrezioni e partigiani nell'Europa orientale e in Polonia.

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

Watching- Xena Warrior Princess "Maternal Instincts"

BONUS CLIP: Listen to the utter wasteful bureaucracy that the federal RCMP have to deal with under the Liberals, just to get a new taser! (he's cut off by Liberal chair @karinagould.bsky.social of course! 🤦‍♂️)

Israeli attacks on south Lebanon continue, with airstrikes reported in Mayfadoun, Qlaileh, and Al-Hanniye.

holy shit man

We need more of this! Iowa Sen Catelin Drey questions GOP Sen Jason Schultz on a bill that restricts mail-order prescriptions by requiring that abortion meds be prescribed in person. She exposes his ignorance of women's reproductive health issues. Citing "a study" from the show "House" is bad.