PB (Caudle) - Squirmy Skug
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I'm probably just being greedy because I'm stressed out, but WEH...I feel like loads of people get a bunch of asterix play all day every day, and I feel like I gotta set appointments... Maybe I should talk to more people under 35, everyone's so busy all day. I miss when I was 20 and RP'd all day...
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