“Not a woman?! NOT A WOMAN!!”

Shelly Long and frozen sperm? Movie night when?

Where’s the holden waterslide coming off the monument into the pool?

Me…

Your penance is getting 50,001 on Double Dragon…

That was my second apartment. Three accounts at once. Sell the CD’s from account 3 to pay for accounts 1 & 2

When asked for a comment about the promoters Buckaroo has this to say…

Lets not forget that the older brother was cloning credit cards with equipment he kept in a code-locked safebox in his room..at 12 years old. Like, is he John Conner or something?

Very Viy

Walking into Monday energy…

GitHub raised the popularity of Git, but its Pull Request model has always been at odds with how git works. Review per branch isn't how the Linux mailing list works and now tools like JJ push developers to work closer to the way Git was meant to be used. @steveklabnik.com fallthrough.fm/ep/70

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Massie is right. Not one more dime for the #JewishSupremacist ethno-state of #ApartheidIsrael 👇 ‘Americans are not better off when we build bombs for Israel, and then pay for them, and then drop them on people in the Middle East’ — Thomas Massie @NewResistance (Telegram)

Are you celebrating the Dark Jubilee? If not, join in on the madness with “The Dark Jubilee: Life,” a Subscribestar post for Voyeur tiers and up... subscribestar.adult/posts/877575

This guy gets it

What happens when the Lord of Hell decides to leave his domain and test himself against Marvel heroes and villains? Destruction. Mephisto destroys all Marvel charcters Full video: youtu.be/4IyzjAcKe68 #indiegame #marvel

BREAKING NEWS (from the Land of Make-Believe): Trump says secret military facilities are being built under the White House ballroom, and the ballroom is a “shield.” Right.

Genuinely spent hours fixing a bug with these stupid fat rail men, but now they are not breaking the whole game so that's great. KILLING HIM in celebration

Stuffing around: Maybe boxes crashing into a #ZX81 sea.

*SPOILERS* Exquisite Corpses 14, whats are your theories for issue 15? Xoxo @jamesthefourth.bsky.social LIVE Wednesdays 7PM EST! New Comic Book Day Reviews, Nerdy News/Rumors, & Creator Interviews! Follow, Subscribe, Join the Discord! PANELOIDS.COM!

Shoot Umbrellas at Cats in Today's Turbo Tunnel! play here: play.google.com/store/apps/d... #TonisTurboTunnel #indiegame

“Joining the EU is a matter of survival for Ukraine [...] but for Europe, in this situation that we are in, it’s also a matter of survival for the European Union,” said Marta Shokalo, Editor-in-Chief of BBC News Ukraine.

Happening This Saturday!!! Come Out & Let Your Hair Down!!! Bring A Friend Or Two!!!

me after watching the @orioles.com shutout the @yankees.com l 7-0 😖

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#bulge #bulto #culo

Meet Toshi, a mysterious ninja with no origin.

I saw an old video clip of the original YouTube creators being bummed cos the website only had like 40-60 videos uploaded (fucking imagine that!!) and it weirdly comforts me cos I've been very bummed about my shop and having a lot of doubts. I just need to trust the process and keep chugging along.

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Starmer is wrong - Brexit went completely according to plan - the problem is that it was Putin’s plan.

Local elections matter.... #butfirstcoffee

6️⃣ Leading intensive care doctor Professor @hughmontgomery.bsky.social OBE: "The climate emergency IS a health emergency" Prof Montgomery also outlines the enormous benefits if we take bold action. What you can do: www.nebriefing.org/take-action Full talks: www.youtube.com/@nebriefing #NEB2025

My secret to beating January dryness? ☕️ Bellawell Collagen Peptides! I add a dose to my coffee every morning. It hydrates skin and boosts elasticity from within. Real glow starts here. #MorningRoutine #Collagen #DrySkinRelief #Bellawell #WinterGlow

Real solutions, unity over division, and a plan to deliver for all of our communities- what you'll get when you vote Green this Thursday 🗳️✅

Here are a few simple habits that might help you save a little energy at home. Even small changes can add up over time. We're always exploring practical ways to make clean energy easier for everyone. 🏡🍃 Interested in investing: https://wefunder.com/HarmonyTurbines #saveenergy

To every Epstein co-conspirator and sexual predator: We’re coming for you.

Big shout out to the woman in the red shirt.

Anti-ICE art leads to teacher suspension, students speak out #midwestagendaartnews #censorship #freespeech #governmentfunding #panhandleslim

anyway in nicer news look at these two babes

What's for #dinner Detroit style #pizza on a cast iron skillet. Made with #traderJoe's garlic dough and sauce. It is so inexpensive. Too easy! Pass the 🍷 wine! #video @meidastouch.com This is how I am watching you tonight ❣️

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Drop something CHAOTIC 💥⛈️🖤🫨🌪️

This is truly how I felt about y'all reposting Met Gala BS. Guess class solidarity doesn't apply to y'all fr.

Uma mensagem importante

Enough with the damn bubbles! I want someone to kill those bubbles once and for all. I'm fed up with bubbles!!!!

(4/5) And then, we took our Labster to the Grand Canyon with Project Genie.

the small bit of dopamine I get when my hits land in sync with my jams

The Pentagon now reports 140 U.S. troops wounded and 7 dead in the war in Iran. No clear goals. No exit plan. Speaker Johnson, bring Congress back and do your job before more Americans pay the price.

“Liberate yourself, primary voters, because a guy named @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who supports Medicare for All can win Michigan.” @adamgreen321.bsky.social explains to @hartmannreport.com why we need bold, outside-the-system candidates who can pave the way for a 2028 win.

As a lapsed Celtic fan, have to say - that’s a shocking decision.

How word choice transforms raw thought into art. - This is a segment from the Lit Carnivale podcast episode #13. I hope you will consider watching the full episode. Check the Linktree in my bio. #litcarnivale #writingcommunity #shorts #readingcommunity #podcast #books #writer #author #writerlife

May 9th - the Day of Great Victory! Exactly 81 years ago, at 2:10 a.m. Moscow time, the voice of Yuri Levitan echoed across the airwaves, carrying a message the world would never forget: the German army had unconditionally surrendered. The Great Patriotic War was over. Victory had been won!

I occasionally remember him eating pillows

Random saved up pics describing diffrent parts of #russianculture !! #Russia #Kremlin #Russians #MedivalSociety Esp comoared to #Ukraine . #war is a part of their #culture. #UkraineWar is the resilt of almost 30years with #Mindset like #Putin

Instead of ensuring Americans can afford basic staples like health care, gas & groceries, GOP is trying to recklessly pump an additional $140B into unaccountable, out-of-control ICE & Border Patrol. Dems will continue pushing for affordability, accountability & oversight.

A block. A three. FINALS WEMBY IS JUST GETTING STARTED!! (via @NBA) Original post

𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 - buff.ly/rwOyXOi 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘺 𝘌𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. #Teachers #viral #TeacherLife #fyp #TeachingMatters #foryou #foryoupage

🇲🇽🇺🇸 El secretario de Seguridad Nacional de Estados Unidos, Markwayne Mullin, “impresionado” con México: “[Claudia] Sheinbaum es mucho más cooperativa que la Administración pasada” dozz.es/ikom3y

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